Unofficial #bot that grabs comics from a scraped #Farside feed and posts them through the day. This account is automated. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@farside_bot, follow @ap.brid.gy to interacthttps://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyhttps://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwxqauns3bx2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/0 “… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!”03 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxqauns3bx2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwx456dt6q52#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/4 Of course, the slugs worshipped their god out of fear, not love.03 Oct 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwx456dt6q52https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwwhzpowwcr2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/3 “Big Bob says he’s getting tired of you saying he doesn’t really exist.”02 Oct 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwhzpowwcr2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwvtvskks232#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/2 The origin of clothes02 Oct 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvtvskks232https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwv7rsiokj62#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/1 Across town in the snake district02 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwv7rsiokj62https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwuloabzwiy2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/0 Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.02 Oct 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuloabzwiy2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwtxkqivza22#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/4 “Uh-oh, Ruby. ... The apartment downstairs is awfully quiet.”01 Oct 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtxkqivza22https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwtdgr5dzsy2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/3 “Okay, you’ve passed the fire test, the riding test, and the combat test … but now, paleface, now you must say ‘toy boat’ three times real fast!”01 Oct 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtdgr5dzsy2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwspctxygz22#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/2 “On three, Vince. Ready?”01 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwspctxygz22https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mws37dyms7j2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/1 Paramecium humor01 Oct 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mws37dyms7j2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwrh6siizlj2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/0 “Oh, yeah? Lewis, you’re fired! You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!”30 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrh6siizlj2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwqsxre5mse2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/4 “And the last gladiator left alive will win the contest. But first … the egg-toss!”30 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqsxre5mse2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwq6u4jrhh32#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/3 “Confession time, Mona—I’ve led you astray.”30 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwq6u4jrhh32https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwpusacsm7z2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/2 Stupid clerks30 Sep 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpusacsm7z2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwowmltkkot2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/1 “So please welcome our keynote speaker, Professor Melvin Fenwick—the man who, back in 1952, first coined the now common phrase: ‘Fools! I’ll destroy them all!’”29 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwowmltkkot2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwocjgx7gwr2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/0 In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home29 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwocjgx7gwr2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwnoeze3hxy2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/429 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnoeze3hxy2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwn2bhpn45p2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/3 Professor Wainwright’s painstaking field research to decode the language of bears comes to a sudden and horrific end.29 Sep 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn2bhpn45p2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwmg5nd5l442#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/2 “Oh, Mrs. Oswald ... you’ve forgotten something again.”28 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmg5nd5l442https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwls2dqwsr42#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/1 “He bit the Godfather.”28 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwls2dqwsr42https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwl5wqe4z5b2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/0 “C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”28 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwl5wqe4z5b2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwkjstm5tjj2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/27/1 God at His computer28 Sep 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkjstm5tjj2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwjvontkm5v2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/27/0 “You’re a hard man, Bud.”27 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjvontkm5v2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwjblfzd65c2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/26/1 “Are you serious? Look at our arms! If anything, I’m twice as tan as you are.”27 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjblfzd65c2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwinhgcl4xc2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/26/027 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwinhgcl4xc2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwhfagtkw5i2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/3 Rocking the anthropological world, a second “Lucy” is discovered in southern Uganda.26 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhfagtkw5i2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwgrdvy2biz2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/2 “Bedtime, Leroy. Here comes your animal blanket."26 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgrdvy2biz2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwg4yfmayla2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/1 Centaur rodeos26 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwg4yfmayla2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mwfiut2i65o2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/0 The mysterious intuition of some animals26 Sep 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwfiut2i65o2https://bsky.app/profile/farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mweuqxfph5u2#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/24/4 “The fuel light’s on, Frank! We’re all going to die! … Wait, wait. … Oh, my mistake—that’s the intercom light.”25 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:ci2t6pc73enn52dtcwk5u4ug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweuqxfph5u2