• comedy screenwriter from Toronto • winner of WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '24 for “Valley Dicks” • guitar in grungy punk band, Lunchmeat http://samallemang.com // lunchmeat.bandhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3mujuuwdqj22ctypical dog-food enjoyer02 Sep 2026 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujuuwdqj22chttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3mqmseugmys2h8 on @theblcklst.bsky.social for my co-written ZAZ-spired action/thriller spoof. I KNOW YOU"RE LISTENING, LONELY ISLAND-TYPE PRODCOS!!!14 Jul 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmseugmys2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3motrwaft622e“Aurora Bororis” – Richard Dreyfuss22 Jun 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3motrwaft622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3momc7kfx6k2ame rite joke or too [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3momc7kfx6k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3momc7kfx6k2ame rite joke or too [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3momc7kfx6k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3mm7td2hygk2qI co-wrote an action/comedy spoof last year. (Think Naked Gun plus Jack Reacher.) We think it's funny. Here are the first 4 pages. After you read them, you can buy it from us for a lot of money.19 May 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7td2hygk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3mlqhvwjlpc2ithis was about the leafs. that's all. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqhvwjlpc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3mlqhvm5mns2igood things do happen [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqhvm5mns2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3m7fydjfihs2aimagine your job is saying “what’s your take?” to celebrities on camera in the subway. is this the worst or best job of all time? both? what if you had to describe your trade to a dark age peasant? would you begin by explaining subways, cameras or how/why saying three words is a job? strange times.07 Dec 2025 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7fydjfihs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3m4mo4bivi224good things dont happen02 Nov 2025 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4mo4bivi224https://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lzh6lryzqk2zFaceMash’s creator is at it again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2025 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzh6lryzqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lxf3yl4tyc2tFinished a screenplay draft, who wants to buy me a present?!27 Aug 2025 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxf3yl4tyc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lvnsuafj2k2i05 Aug 2025 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvnsuafj2k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lvkbgjmqi22j“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”04 Aug 2025 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvkbgjmqi22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lvjzunmku22cJust saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…04 Aug 2025 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvjzunmku22chttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lv6grphfo22fEndut! Hoch Hech! [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2025 10:42 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lv6grphfo22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lus4rrjhlk2iHumanity will never again produce a work so beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk25 Jul 2025 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lus4rrjhlk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lur7modjwc2n“Did you hear? Ned started a company!” “No! Not Ned Rexel?!” “The very same.” “Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.” “Guess what it’s called.” “Tell me.” “Go on, guess.” “Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.” “Close…”25 Jul 2025 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lur7modjwc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lt2ritay5c2iA thought popped into my head that seems ripped from a @jonwurster.bsky.social Best Show call. What would be the email addresses of deceased celebrities? Would Kurt just be kcobain@gmail, or are we thinking nightgoat@protonmail.me? Bonus: who would help him set it up on his phone? Danny Goldberg?03 Jul 2025 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt2ritay5c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lrodrlu5uc2athey should make a movie where there’s a superhero, and they’re in the middle of the road, and there’s a truck coming RIGHT AT THEM — but get this, they’re so strong, they punch the dang truck and that thing just flips right over them. Insane!!! They should make that never-been-done scene sometime15 Jun 2025 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrodrlu5uc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lon2ccmof22byo, Sensodyne is low key running the paste game right now fr08 May 2025 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lon2ccmof22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3lnv46ibjfs2asorry, wife. can't scrub the toilet. i'm "pivoting to AI"28 Apr 2025 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnv46ibjfs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/samallemang.com/post/3ljftbygnyc2a🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦02 Mar 2025 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:ciihstd2h6jxvb7s34gwnmpu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljftbygnyc2a