Comic/Cult Leader/THE DARK ROOM 🍍 London. Work: Lee@gagreflex.co.uk ON TOUR ALL 2026! Next stop Debug Fest Apr 25, Old Woollen Farsley Apr 26: thejohnrobertson.com/livedateshttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjyatkxuv22tThis week’s The Dark Room shows: 25/4 Debug Festival Norwich 26/4 Old Woollen Farsley (70% seats already gone!) All shows + tix: thejohnrobertson.com/livedates21 Apr 2026 05:29 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyatkxuv22thttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjx42o4ru22pIt seems like the U.S government’s problem with the Pope is mostly that English is his first language. Much easier to ignore the Bishops Of Rome when they’re subtitled.20 Apr 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjx42o4ru22phttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjv6cleicc2zWrestlemania Night 2 - Cena has awful job. Can’t make crowd cheer without info they might want to cheer for. - piss play fan and alleged human trafficker Brock retires, presumably to drink more piss - Hulk Hogan dead gets more TV time than Hulk Hogan alive because Netflix has a doco to promote20 Apr 2026 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv6cleicc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mju4indci22lWas off social media for the better part of a week except to post work updates and jokes while I travelled 10/10 decrease in exposure to paranoia, loathing, monetised disinformation and all manner of bullshit unless you’re in an active war zone Can recommend!19 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mju4indci22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjsu7useps2kMy old high school principal dealing with WWE: “Now, come on Randy. RKOs don’t come out of nowhere. They come out of your behaviour.”19 Apr 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsu7useps2khttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjsnilm2n22nWrestlemania so far: - the camera people keep falling over! - someone called Funny Marco got a smaller cheer than a corporate mascot called The General - Alexa Bliss without moth wings = sexy ewok - Seth Rollins has dressed as twenty gloryholed19 Apr 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsnilm2n22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjsknr7dbc25Hey! It’s Femolition! #wrestlemania18 Apr 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsknr7dbc25https://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjskhj2j622lWhat in A Bug’s Life is going on here #wrestlemania18 Apr 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjskhj2j622lhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mjpfjyhqps22The life of a touring stand-up is why this was my last week: - solo show in Harpenden, UK - fly to Bermuda - three shows on a cruise boat - arrive New York 6:30am yesterday - arrive 6am London today - now on a train to Newcastle to get a train to North Shields for a show - 4am train home17 Apr 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpfjyhqps22https://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mixvjcnbs22rGot some scam emails about being featured in a @bookriot.bsky.social “GoodReads Challenge” for a mere $141. Very polite, and from two AI-generated authors with AI-written books you can depressingly buy for real money. I hope both of them are genuinely killed by the same heart attack! Morning!08 Apr 2026 08:41 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixvjcnbs22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mivlqtrpkc2dHave Jewish communities not suffered enough without Kanye West also wanting to meet them07 Apr 2026 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivlqtrpkc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mitjzgfsoc2gStar Trek II: - couldn’t make it now. 1st scene has a young woman in charge and main characters “die”. Right-wing grifters would FROTH AT THE MOUTH. - Dr Marcus has her life’s work stolen and crew murdered and immediately has to ask Kirk his feelings, then take him somewhere nice to cheer him up06 Apr 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitjzgfsoc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mim47yxdek2oOh cool! Happy day! [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Apr 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mim47yxdek2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mihvhbylgs25Does this mean there’s oil on the Moon01 Apr 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihvhbylgs25https://bsky.app/profile/robbotron.bsky.social/post/3mifbevsqvs22I met a traveler from An Antique Land, Which was the name of a boutique he ran In which he sold all manner of ancient shit I asked if he had two vast and trunkless legs of stone, He replied with a sneer of cold command “Look upon the price tag, ye mighty, and despair!” So I got ‘em off Amazon31 Mar 2026 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:cilfehsf36zkjmpbovdpperf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifbevsqvs22