larger than many childrenhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mpx6jl6aoc2xspecial log lady edition birkiiiiin 💯💯💯💯 ooooh one day my birkin will have something to say about this 💯💯💯💯💯💯06 Jul 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpx6jl6aoc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mpmzacvios24if i had grown up in a more attentive and loving home i probably would've developed ambitions of acting in adolescence, so it's actually better this way02 Jul 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmzacvios24https://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mpm2vmjqgk2ki love it when my boyfriend fills a kong toy up with peanut butter and bananas for my enrichment time but i occasionally worry that he's just doing it to distract me01 Jul 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm2vmjqgk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mmnvpzvp2s2wbf can't really match the energy when i say anything dirty to him which made me have to pause our text conversation for a moment to say "why are you quoting the movie tommy boy right now"25 May 2026 06:59 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmnvpzvp2s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mmewwondc22zFrom the dark and twisted mind of Lin Manuel Miranda21 May 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmewwondc22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mmbuq52lss2vi've been acting like my father to the man I'm seeing. staying over at his apartment, saying things like "you should invest in blackout curtains. you'll save money on your energy bill this summer"20 May 2026 12:09 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbuq52lss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mma4vgos422kwrite up and raise in the same week nobody does it like me19 May 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mma4vgos422khttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mm6kbq4yts2qbeing a cardinals fan is great bc 90% of the time they're the most baseball team of all time and i'm neither disappointed or excited19 May 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm6kbq4yts2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mm3x3n7eqc27on my first few months cooking on a hot line i did singe the tips of my eyelashes off twice but i've grown a lot since18 May 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3x3n7eqc27https://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mlzvsjmdjs2v4am subway is always embarrassing. surrounded by a bunch of dudes that are insanely drunk and passed out. you're drunk but awake. awake and thinking about reheating mozzarella sticks when you get home.17 May 2026 08:07 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzvsjmdjs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mlpy4uoyuc2lthe people back home think ive changed bc i drink sparkling water now and have had a whirlwind romance with a sommelier13 May 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpy4uoyuc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mlpxzniuvc2lwhen you reach just the right amount of hungover to achieve all your goals >>>>>>>>13 May 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpxzniuvc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mlfr2ldbek2uthe blind mime thinks himself trapped in a regular box......09 May 2026 07:49 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfr2ldbek2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mktwyy3u4k2mgod. i think in these past few days i've let them know what time it is better than ever before. i'm amazing [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktwyy3u4k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mkp62ocxms2tthe only time i use ai is once or twice a year when we all get together in the Instagram groupchat and tell meta ai things that would cause a human to have to be hospitalized30 Apr 2026 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkp62ocxms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mkp5nxv7zs2qAs - Stevie Wonder Something - The Beatles Vienna - Billy Joel Sweet Life - Frank Ocean Cloudbusting - Kate Bush Mong Gei Ta - Teresa Teng (They Long to Be) Close to You - The Carpenters Coyote - Joni Mitchell Hold On - The Internet Cannock Chase - Labi Siffre [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 08:03 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkp5nxv7zs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mklctjs4as2c28 Apr 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklctjs4as2chttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mkevnipmb22n(saying things to kill my uncle) i went to a house party in brooklyn where i was the only non-transgender person there26 Apr 2026 06:13 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkevnipmb22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mkc7iuaixs2qDS9 is the only 20th century star trek that I've never finished bc Odo's face freaked me out too much25 Apr 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkc7iuaixs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mkc2i5uc5c2h25 Apr 2026 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkc2i5uc5c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ktzone.bsky.social/post/3mk7qtjqu3s2esometimes i don't respond to texts because of the incredible emotional whiplash. like i just sent a long pathetic love note and then i immediately switched recipients to write "KILL YO SELF"24 Apr 2026 05:04 +0000at://did:plc:cnixz623sqlox6nx77ndmzsh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7qtjqu3s2e