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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Erstwhile academic, current Canadian resident, friendly neighborhood weatherman.&#xA;&#xA;(he/him)</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mcarter.bsky.social</link><title>@mcarter.bsky.social - Michael Carter</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mcarter.bsky.social/post/3mrv3urqmys2i</link><description>Airports have such tight security except for baggage claim, which operates on the take a penny, leave a penny system.</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2026 18:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cocv5swnosal67dbdklxpcb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv3urqmys2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mcarter.bsky.social/post/3mrstmmk5nc25</link><description>It’s me.</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 21:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cocv5swnosal67dbdklxpcb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrstmmk5nc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mcarter.bsky.social/post/3mrrulchw3s2p</link><description>I’m totally caught up on the Shelved by Genre reading for the first time in months. 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