hey, idk man.https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3mkgh635os22tme: “idk why i woke up with such a headache” also me: *sleeping peacefully w/ a giant claw clip in my hair*26 Apr 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgh635os22thttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3mcl62usork2qokay but like… do you? 👀 @mika.rip @ashleyroboto.com @katskratchh.bsky.social16 Jan 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcl62usork2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3m6zqrx6hr22v“so what are your hobbies?” ummm…02 Dec 2025 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zqrx6hr22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lx7w664vms2xmy body is fighting sleep like a fucking toddler25 Aug 2025 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx7w664vms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lwmtvcj2jc2cthings that make me sad: cutting my nails down 😕17 Aug 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwmtvcj2jc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lvzfitzk7c2jhaving a uterus is honestly kind of an L10 Aug 2025 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvzfitzk7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lvudxwn7x22hhow old was everyone when they learned that baby carrots are just shaved down normal carrots and not tiny, adorable carrots that just grow that way?08 Aug 2025 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvudxwn7x22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lvtqmtfrsc2ywhat the fuck is up, kyle?07 Aug 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtqmtfrsc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lvjwj5hj6c2pme seeing all the communities bluesky posts this week has me like04 Aug 2025 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvjwj5hj6c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lva2wd5xss26people who get their panties in a twist over people enjoying things need a labububotomy31 Jul 2025 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lva2wd5xss26https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3ltqpj5vrxc2ai highkey hate YouTube shorts, why does everything need to be TikTok?12 Jul 2025 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltqpj5vrxc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3ls2mcjsluc2aread the local news today and was immediately reminded of why i don’t read the local news20 Jun 2025 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls2mcjsluc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lqsr2qb6bc25the next person to tell me “the phone works both ways” can jump off a fucking bridge.04 Jun 2025 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqsr2qb6bc25https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lpk7fqftic2rsome people really need a different personality trait than, “i’m hateful towards the whole world”19 May 2025 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpk7fqftic2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lpizpsdtu226on repeat monday bc it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep19 May 2025 07:17 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpizpsdtu226https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lp2wp3jxzc2cthought there was a wasp between my blinds and window. hosed the window and blinds down with wasp spray. the wasp was on the outside the window. how’s your morning going?13 May 2025 16:45 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2wp3jxzc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lowuosebp222you ever feel like?12 May 2025 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowuosebp222https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3looe4swmjc23sometimes I wonder exactly how many hours of sleep I’ve missed out on simply because I’m a cat owner08 May 2025 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3looe4swmjc23https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lo2oxixts22awindows open, chips & salsa, and a cold drink? life really could be a dream30 Apr 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2oxixts22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lnxw72o3ac2wbeing unemployed is cool because you have so much more free time to stress about things ✌️29 Apr 2025 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnxw72o3ac2whttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lmzgojezcc22I had bbq yesterday that healed my soul. that is all ✌️17 Apr 2025 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmzgojezcc22https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lkymh6iwms2tis there a better feeling than cleaning your house with the windows open and then lighting a candle afterwards? I think perhaps not.22 Mar 2025 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkymh6iwms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3ljh2axaz7225when I was in 8th grade econ, the teacher asked who I would donate one million dollars to and I said the ASPCA and everyone in class laughed. wtf was up with that?03 Mar 2025 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljh2axaz7225https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3ljdikqcdt226I have sticker anxiety so I turned some of my @neatdu.de stickers into magnets 🥰01 Mar 2025 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdikqcdt226https://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lj6sm26qyc2fon repeat thursday 🖤 [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Feb 2025 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6sm26qyc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/meatpockets.bsky.social/post/3lj3oeb7q2s2alast night I drank like I was in my 20s. today I feel like I’m 70.26 Feb 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:conjayi24gv62gw3x73ow3fq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3oeb7q2s2a