A literary magazine dedicated to humor. Going strong for 21 years and counting! We publish short stories, poetry, nonfiction, "fake" nonfiction, and artwork. Edited by Andrew Kaye and Eileen Lavelle. www.defenestrationmag.nethttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mq6igtwez224"Cinema Is Saved—Reviews of Recent Blockbusters Like There Will Be Blood 2: Sponsored by Quest Diagnostics." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wqd84a #fakenonfiction09 Jul 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6igtwez224https://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mpmctls7rc25"Investors Pour Billions into Poetry Centers. Is it a Bubble?" New #fakenonfiction by John Walker on Defenestration: bit.ly/4v8gyaM #DefenestrationMagazine01 Jul 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmctls7rc25https://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mp2mf4ihdk2s"Restaurant Menu Written by an English Major." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/4f0miOJ #DefenestrationMagazine24 Jun 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2mf4ihdk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3moj55ffbo22b"'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’: Trigger Warnings." New #nonfiction by Nathan Leslie on Defenestration: bit.ly/4ov5ena #DefenestrationMagazine17 Jun 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3moj55ffbo22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mnxophng422d"Memos from the United States Department of Chemtrails." New #fakenonfiction by Emily Morrow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4fzwoHj #DefenestrationMagazine10 Jun 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxophng422dhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mnpsskiap22d"The One About the Lovers." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4esD7Sb #DefenestrationMagazine07 Jun 2026 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpsskiap22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mnngqapzxk2q"Random Well Comics." New #comics by Mason Whitfield on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QqlZmX #DefenestrationMagazine06 Jun 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnngqapzxk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mnfzbfv6vc2z"A Heartwarming Conversation in Which a Mother Explains to Her Daughter Why She Needs to Sacrifice Her Life for the Economy." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Erickson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3QioiZi #DefenestrationMagazine03 Jun 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfzbfv6vc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mmue27nzgs2g"Winter Weather Safety Announcement: Stay Safe and School Is Not Cancelled and Stay Safe!!” New #fakenonfiction by Yisa Sun on Defenestration: bit.ly/4viGpgK #DefenestrationMagazine27 May 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmue27nzgs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mmmktu5cf22f"The One About the Werewolf." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4drpjHk #DefenestrationMagazine24 May 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmktu5cf22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mmcprrpubs2f"Mahan: The Sea’s Worst Nightmare." New #nonfiction by D.P. Lankiewicz on Defenestration: bit.ly/3Rne8Xx #DefenestrationMagazine20 May 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcprrpubs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mm2wbzdvws2e"Working Human." New #comic by Mat Mendonca on Defenestration: bit.ly/4nzuc4g #DefenestrationMagazine17 May 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2wbzdvws2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mlr2le443s24"Putting the Fun in Funeral." New #nonfiction by Jannie Edwards on Defenestration: bit.ly/4uQ9O1A #DefenestrationMagazine13 May 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr2le443s24https://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mlje3bvunk2q"The One About the Telescope." New #comic by Joseph Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/3R1VaWf #DefenestrationMagazine10 May 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlje3bvunk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3ml7i7rvxz222"Please Rate Your Legal Summons Delivery." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Fowler on Defenestration: bit.ly/4wgr01t #DefenestrationMagazine06 May 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7i7rvxz222https://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mkxui66xs22m"The One About the Giraffe." New #comic by Jospeh Kinzer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4997GcA #DefenestrationMagazine03 May 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxui66xs22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mknxuhyxo225"Please Stop Honking! I’m Only Trying to Park." New #nonfiction by Maddy Levi on Defenestration: bit.ly/494F0S1 #DefenestrationMagazine29 Apr 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknxuhyxo225https://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mk4ceybbk22c"On Balding as a Young Man." New #nonfiction by Eli D’Albora on Defenestration: bit.ly/3ORP9dY #DefenestrationMagazine22 Apr 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4ceybbk22chttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjxqbnnruk2pIt's after 8pm... have you read the April 2026 issue of Defenestration? No? Lucky for you, I've got a link handy: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Funny stories. Funny poems. All in one funny place.21 Apr 2026 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxqbnnruk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjxeisxr6s2oThe April 2026 issue of Defenestration is here: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Fun fact: Although this is the first issue of volume 23, the true age of the April 2026 issue is unknown. We dredged it from the bottom of an ocean trench (where all the best humor bides its time). It could be older than your mom.20 Apr 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxeisxr6s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjwutytfjc2tIt's about that time, by which I mean it's time to hop on here during a lunch break (I have seven) to remind everyone that the April 2026 issue of Defenestration is waiting for you to discover your new favorite short story or poem: bit.ly/4sO20eZ Lots of great, funny stuff this month!20 Apr 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwutytfjc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjw7izzhds2qWhile you check out the latest issue, know that Defenestration is once again open to short story and poetry submissions. Find all the details here: bit.ly/105Enuu20 Apr 2026 10:00 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjw7izzhds2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjw7ayxnr22qThis is your 6am Defenestration wake up call! The April 2026 issue of Defenestration has arrived, and it's full of the kind of humorous short stories and poems that we know you need in these trying times. Check it out here: bit.ly/4sO20eZ #DefenestrationMagazine #fiction #poetry20 Apr 2026 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjw7ayxnr22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjnclgofdc2xFolks, we've got a new issue of Defenestration dropping in just a few days! Here's the table of contents; if these titles alone don't get you excited about reading nothing will: bit.ly/3O8qwJR New issue arrives April 20th!16 Apr 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnclgofdc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mjkpijji2s2a"I.Hate.Horoscopes.com." New #fakenonfiction by Karen G. Berry on Defenestration: bit.ly/4tegNkn #DefenestrationMagazine15 Apr 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkpijji2s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mizq7ico6s2gGreetings, fellow literati! The contents for the April 2026 issue of Defenestration have been chosen! We'll post a table of contents soon. New issue goes live on the 20th!09 Apr 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizq7ico6s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3miz4bfisss2b"Friendship in the Era of Lice-Ridden Dictators." New #fakenonfiction by Titi Kusumandari on Defenestration: bit.ly/4cwnIzf #DefenestrationMagazine08 Apr 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz4bfisss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mirlz2ktsk2nI've now officially closed the Defenestration inbox to poetry and short story submissions! If you're still waiting on a response from us, you'll hear back soon. Poetry and short story submissions reopen on the 20th.05 Apr 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirlz2ktsk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/defenestrationmag.bsky.social/post/3mihlcox6gk2l"Are Your Gut Microbes Smarter Than You? Interview with Bacterium P. corpri." New #fakenonfiction by Susan Whiting Kemp on Defenestration: bit.ly/4cjBh55 #DefenestrationMagazine01 Apr 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:cppdbfown5tite7h5qfumhjs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihlcox6gk2l