Connoisseur of fine things; comics, theatre, wine, quizzing, cats, sitting down, Björk, good TV, bad TV, hot nerds and equality. Omega-level faggot, slap-bang in the middle of a mid-life crisis.https://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mklqoqzzr22fHeartbeat by Tahiti 80. The Cornelius remix from the Extra Pieces EP. I will not negotiate. Even though, like, nobody has heard it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklqoqzzr22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mklpmtlqos2iOMG. The amount of BBQ I just ate… Brisket. Pulled pork. Spare ribs. Spicy sausage. BBQ beans with burnt ends. Mac ‘n’ cheese balls. Fries. I am dead. I died happy.28 Apr 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklpmtlqos2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkl4abuwtk2bWhy is everything I eat here brown or grey?28 Apr 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl4abuwtk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkklcc42jc2wNew York Theatre. They know who their audience is.28 Apr 2026 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkklcc42jc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkkkmzvrz22bThe water pressure here… and one of those shower heads that lets you “focus” the stream… DAMN my bumhole!28 Apr 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkkmzvrz22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkjinzybok2nKing Charles… KING Charles… Is going to lecture the USA on “democratic values” An unelected head-of-state multi millionaire land-baron. “Democratic values.” Fucking hell.28 Apr 2026 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjinzybok2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkj5hgb6z22jI’m staying by the World Trade Centre. My office is at 3 World Trade Centre. Charlie and Camilla supremely fucking up my everything with their visit on Wednesday to perform “humble grief”.27 Apr 2026 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj5hgb6z22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkj4abypoc2wThe motto that got me through my early 20s27 Apr 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj4abypoc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkiz2gmn5226I’m moments away from finishing #OneLastTry and am really enjoying it. My head-casting might be flawed, but this is who I see as Owen and Matthias in my head.27 Apr 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiz2gmn5226https://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkilabldx22dAs if by magic - I’ve spent my day alone in my hotel room eating donuts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkilabldx22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkigckcygs2jJust had a “chopped cheese”. Meh.27 Apr 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkigckcygs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkia4dzzd22xGood news: I finally figured out the HVAC in my room Bad news: Now my room smells like burning.27 Apr 2026 13:59 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkia4dzzd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkhxflps3s2vTHIS WILL NOT FIX ME [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhxflps3s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkhrfw52422uIt’s 5:30. I’ve been up since 4. I’m watching Heated Rivalry and eating Jolly Rancher Gummies Sours. New York glamour!27 Apr 2026 09:36 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhrfw52422uhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkguv766hk2tI don’t remember the sex scenes being as… soft-focus-montage style?… are they toned down for the US audience? #HeatedRivalry27 Apr 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkguv766hk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkgrimbtb22pSo in the US Heated Rivalry is on HBO Max so I can stream it and I can cast it to my room’s TV. This I like.27 Apr 2026 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgrimbtb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkgoxn2r422pEating luke-warm Burger King, topless in a faceless business hotel in the NYC financial district. It’s just like the old days!26 Apr 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgoxn2r422phttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkfbgmbvmk2xGod, I hate big airports.26 Apr 2026 09:44 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfbgmbvmk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkf7obxdok2xAirport security “Take your belt off hold your hand above your head” MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Do they just want to see my penis?26 Apr 2026 09:13 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkf7obxdok2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkdwsu32jc2yBRAD DOURIF IN THE PITT KLAXON! (It makes me happy) https://media.tenor.com/I4F7mHNh7ZcAAAAC/chuck-hi-im-chucky-wanna-play.gif?hh=268&ww=49825 Apr 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdwsu32jc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkdprypesk2sFinished series 2 of #HouseOfTheDragon and I wonder if any fanfic exists for…25 Apr 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdprypesk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkdann2dfc2aBill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Bill S Preston Esquire. Ted Theodore Logan. Station. The Grim Reaper. The Evil Robot Usses. The Good Robot Usses. Rufus. Missy. The Princesses. Joyous. God gave rock ‘n’ roll to you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdann2dfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkd6b6wwvc2rCrazy when places set it up so you HAVE TO exclude something… do they realise how dumb this is?25 Apr 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd6b6wwvc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkd3bro2as2rIf you are an adult couple on public transport both listening to your phones out loud - you should be sterilised as a precautionary measure. We can’t risk you spawning.25 Apr 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd3bro2as2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkcoblgag22jI sleep with a special pillow, ear-plugs, medication and a cpap machine. I take a fistful of supplements every day. And I’m still failing to pieces. Maybe I should look into this whole “diet and excercise” thing.25 Apr 2026 08:56 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkcoblgag22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkbhgxyekk2aWhen I’m away, my husband is allowed to eat fish. Not a euphemism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbhgxyekk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkbdcshobs2aI mean, yes Netflix, this all sounds good but… none of it is gay? What is even the point of a sports drama without a fat dollop of queerness?!24 Apr 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbdcshobs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkb6hitc3c2aWatching 911 Nashville and Missi Pyle is in it and I’m like “Ooooh Missi Pyle!” and @jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social goes “Who’s Missi Pyle?” and is he even gay? 🤷‍♂️24 Apr 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb6hitc3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkb4edw5pc2aTomorrow is the first time I don’t have to set an alarm since the 12th. Of course my cats will wake me up at 6.24 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb4edw5pc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riseburycrisis.bsky.social/post/3mkai7omkf22bHalf Man. Is it gay? I want it to be gay.24 Apr 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:cpq4sq7wchagoalkd2oxt2du/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkai7omkf22b