software engineer. 💖✨ (go/aws/infra/platform) ✨ ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨ just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱 denver, co ✨ my opinions are my own. https://hannahapuan.github.io/ add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)https://bsky.app/profile/malware.deliveryhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlwiqdgpy22cThinking about a McDonalds double cheeseburger15 May 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwiqdgpy22chttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlwgk2pkmk2yThe more you read, the worse it gets. Wow. https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/kars4kids-california-false-advertising-22259298.php15 May 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwgk2pkmk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlweuqvmmk25So tired of Polis capitulating to Trump Colorado Gov. Jared Polis commutes Tina Peters’ prison sentence https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/local-politics/jared-polis-tina-peters-prison-sentence/73-a289e9ba-7cd0-47d0-8d68-bdabc3f8784715 May 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlweuqvmmk25https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlw6qqd6hc2415 May 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw6qqd6hc24https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlvrpgbrgs2d“He who chooses security over liberty deserves neither security nor liberty”15 May 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvrpgbrgs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mluimcnkrc2x“If anyone actually lived in Anaheim, they’d be real disappointed in the Ducks right now.” #nhl15 May 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mluimcnkrc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlplbsjbxc2tA part of me died when I realized eating one mozzarella stick is just like eating one cheesestick..13 May 2026 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlplbsjbxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlpdmt7vgk2eI’m gonna say it: I don’t like how they made Lays chips worse13 May 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpdmt7vgk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlmgj6h6u22cPeople who come to my house are never ready for me to show them a guy eating MREs from WWI11 May 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmgj6h6u22chttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mleqt7t4is25God has spoken [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleqt7t4is25https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mlen2vdlzc2hIs anyone else’s iPhone autocorrect deteriorating in quality?08 May 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlen2vdlzc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mkxdz33mqs2sThinking about the time my optometrist told me she just had a patient who was a kid that stared too long at the sun and burnt his retinas. That kid’s got some tenacity.03 May 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxdz33mqs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mkxdw4yzv22sI have 777 followers. Heck yeah No one else is allowed to follow me now.03 May 2026 14:17 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxdw4yzv22shttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mkxduehz7k2sA Costco hotdog would save me right now.03 May 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxduehz7k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mkrcqbi4mk2yStatus of Colorado sports: Nuggets: 😞😭😡☹️💀 Avalanche: 🥳🩷🏆🙌🥇 Broncos are promising. Not even going to talk about the Rockies.01 May 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrcqbi4mk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mkr4b5hvjc2oWent to the store and they already had 4th of July stuff. 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I’m basically the coolest person ever.24 Apr 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7g5c2b7s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mk7e6kouyk27You ever use Claude and get the solution you wanted but then feel like you may have dried up a river in the process24 Apr 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7e6kouyk27