software engineer. 💖✨ (go/aws/infra/platform) ✨ currently customer.io 💖 ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨ just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱 denver, co ✨ my opinions are my own. https://hannahapuan.github.io/ add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)https://bsky.app/profile/malware.deliveryhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mvgjaxw5t224Man I miss water parks13 Sep 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgjaxw5t224https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mv7uqwg4d224TIL one of the reasons F1 drivers drink out of those ridiculously long straws is to make sure as many ads as possible remain visible.11 Sep 2026 05:51 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7uqwg4d224https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mv7uofqkx224I still don’t get why they started this NFL season on a Wednesday The answer for them is usually always “money,” but I can’t make sense of how that was the goal here.11 Sep 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7uofqkx224https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mv7umyq66c24Just got a paper cut on my lip from the aluminum foil wrapped around my burger.. Human physiological evolution couldn’t have prepared long enough for me tbh11 Sep 2026 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7umyq66c24https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3muu52kkyy223Still waiting to see the Lightning McQueen safety car.. #f106 Sep 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muu52kkyy223https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3muo2ucic4k27“Hope is for the impoverished” from Chad Powers04 Sep 2026 03:53 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3muo2ucic4k27https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3munobw7x422t“If you love your children, how will they grow up to be tech billionaires”04 Sep 2026 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3munobw7x422thttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mtunfkwb6c24Trying to decide if I should eat all the beef I can this week or quit beef already. Anyways I’m going to miss beef.25 Aug 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtunfkwb6c24https://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mticssobks2tGod I love oysters but man I cannot eat them all the time in landlocked US20 Aug 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mticssobks2thttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mti4ehohqk2dTo all websites ever: I do not want to spin your goddamn prize wheel20 Aug 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mti4ehohqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mthvlsoh622yMore people need to be talking about what’s happening in Indiana.19 Aug 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthvlsoh622yhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mth573fq322cI really need to stop arguing with people on the internet when they can’t even read a graph correctly..19 Aug 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth573fq322chttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mtfofvnka22oTomatoes are so icky19 Aug 2026 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfofvnka22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mtfmwk72yc2lPetition to bring chain emails back19 Aug 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfmwk72yc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mtasu4wkrc2hBoth the stars of Ice Princess are gone. Going to rewatch the movie tomorrow in honor of them. Not usually pining to celebrities but the movies with her remind me of great memories watching them with my family. I hope she gets the rest she deserves. Re: Hayden Panettiere17 Aug 2026 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtasu4wkrc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mt6lcfkj4k2m https://youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o?is=37NLuPOFKqEVRHpw16 Aug 2026 06:39 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6lcfkj4k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3msy5xxo3oc2cI think one of the people living near me is a crow whisperer How do I join this crow whispering activity 🐦‍⬛13 Aug 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy5xxo3oc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mswafmakh22qTold my coworkers that I got married and they all did not break out into applause Do better team12 Aug 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswafmakh22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mscsvmiwms2mPay attention to what is happening in Michigan right now. Why were all the polling predictions so wrong? There’s something going on. Stevens is by all accounts trending to underperform in same-day voting. But she is somehow trending ahead in Wayne county vs Oakland county.This doesn’t make sense.05 Aug 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscsvmiwms2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3msch3quti22nPeople who wait in line for 20 minutes and the need another 10 minutes to decide what they want… what are you doing05 Aug 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3msch3quti22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3ms7uopngw22gEvery time I go to the suburbs I feel like that episode of It’s Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis are stuck in the burbs. I WILL NOT EAT DOG04 Aug 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7uopngw22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3ms6v2expkc2xThinking about a girl whom I met and her full middle name was “JohnBenet Ramsey”03 Aug 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6v2expkc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mrybqfo2l22qYall I want a Halo-themed tattoo so badly https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/a8/f9/50yrIV8C.gif?hh=640&ww=410&mp4=E02pctwTs5dVvI6GytiO&webm=omHHdEUxysBiF0DuX01 Aug 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrybqfo2l22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/malware.delivery/post/3mrxjyp74m22zIt's insane how many more recruiters are reaching out to me when I actually have a job than when I didn't. I guess I get it somewhat but it's so depressing.31 Jul 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:cqdf7exbpt3adydadx4l3f3a/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxjyp74m22z