Garbage Ape in the streets, Jimmy in the sheets. A nice lad from St. Louis. I invented uncrustables. I lie about having invented uncrustables. Crusts are cool.https://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3mezaxhnlck2lHappy Birthday to Charles Taze Russell, founder of what became The Jehovah's Witness cult.16 Feb 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mezaxhnlck2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3md6uf737222sThis blizzard is pretty wild. Numerous close calls and intense white knuckle driving. But I had to do it. People rely on me at this Smoothie King.24 Jan 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3md6uf737222shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3mccw75hnuk2hI didn't watch the Golden Globes. Did they give out the podcast award in 2x speed?13 Jan 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mccw75hnuk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3m44ejqyr622dI'm going to start pestering every shopkeeper about obtaining an unbreakable medieval guitar made of amber. I must have a resolute resin lute.26 Oct 2025 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m44ejqyr622dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3m33syoqkqk2zAll Pops are Castards.13 Oct 2025 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33syoqkqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lzyrc4oor22hJacob Elordi doesn't have the orange cat energy required to play Heathcliff.29 Sep 2025 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzyrc4oor22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lzk4bl57gk2sI bet nobody loves Charlie Kirk enough to get this portrait tattooed on them.23 Sep 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzk4bl57gk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lwkuv7lyvc2hWe're out there. Dreaming of this ham. Together. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2025 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwkuv7lyvc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lvyd3cdsdc2fLook at these fancy-ass minions.09 Aug 2025 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyd3cdsdc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lvjwyw6ia224It's a shame that @slicexpo.bsky.social was unable to secure Peter Gallagher (Heathcliff). Maybe 2026 will be the year.04 Aug 2025 00:32 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvjwyw6ia224https://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3luix2xnbl22dProgressive says they invented the Name Your Price Tool but members of the Republican party go back further than that. 😎 #badboyofcomedy21 Jul 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3luix2xnbl22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lthfiy33v22eI'll be honest- I have no idea what The Rock was cooking.08 Jul 2025 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthfiy33v22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lszmvtrmak2pI've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert in a plane and come to think of it there's a lot of places I haven't been so I'm sorry I misled you, man.03 Jul 2025 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lszmvtrmak2phttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lsmrdi3qsk22Ancient goatse meme27 Jun 2025 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmrdi3qsk22https://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lrqwt5oa7s2fThere were actually TWO things "that" Meatloaf wouldn't do for love: 1. Pilates 2. Work the word "Pilates" into the beat.16 Jun 2025 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrqwt5oa7s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lrlgumi7s22iToday's kids can't call or write you a letter. And forget about seeing on the fourth of July or leaving a note that says uh woah oh, it's been good a living with you.14 Jun 2025 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrlgumi7s22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lrgjbgrctk2dI did it again, folks. I have, once again, placed my entire life savings on the line betting that @pftompkins.bsky.social is going to win After Midnight. Now, it's not as much as last time (because I lost everything) but if this goes wrong I'll have to sell organs. No presh.12 Jun 2025 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrgjbgrctk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lrggik6clc2dOne more episode of After Midnight to go, then I can cancel Paramount+.12 Jun 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrggik6clc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lr43rc2gz22j@gamechangershow.bsky.social is afraid to have Eliza Skinner and Todd Glass pitch (terrible) products.08 Jun 2025 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr43rc2gz22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lr43naphqk2j"I want Team Sonic Racing!" "We have Team Sonic Racing at home." Team Sonic Racing at home:08 Jun 2025 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr43naphqk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lr2xk3a7ck2bMost people don't remember this but from 1965 until she was reimagined in 1975, Hello Kitty had a subtly different design.08 Jun 2025 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2xk3a7ck2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lr2ln6vmps2bLOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT GALACTUS SHOULD HAVE A BIG MUSTACHE AND HE SHOULD SAY, "EARTH: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER," AND THEN WE'LL ALL APPLAUD AND LEAVE AND HAVE SEX.08 Jun 2025 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2ln6vmps2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lr2lekggek2fMake Twitter* Fun Again *This place. This place is Twitter. X is X. Dumb people not being funny: X. Deep breath. Fart noise.08 Jun 2025 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2lekggek2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lqko4fy3kk2sFun fact: The movie Paint Your Wagon gets its name from the scene where there is uncontrolled horse diarrhea.01 Jun 2025 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqko4fy3kk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lpph4bnhps2nHow much for that doggy in the window? The one that doesn't practice santeria?21 May 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpph4bnhps2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3loty7saczk2sHe's not the bonus dad. He's just the dad that bones us.10 May 2025 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3loty7saczk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lotgae3sx22mNew Trump executive order demands that @smithsonianmag.bsky.social mirror the art direction of 70s hotrod magazines.10 May 2025 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lotgae3sx22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3loosxtzx6k25I'm going to reserve judgement until I see his thighs peaking out of his vestments but so far this new Pope isn't making me horny.08 May 2025 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3loosxtzx6k25https://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3locph53h3c2sShould I stay up late? Binge the latest Star Wars show? It's a real and/or situation.04 May 2025 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3locph53h3c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andyk.bsky.social/post/3lo5jixonpc2tI'm working on a new Pokemon series for HBO. It's pretty hush hush, but the opening scene features a trainer beginning a battle against a squirtle. They call forth bulbasaur. There's blood everywhere. Bulbasaur has been vivisected in his pokeball. How? Find out on True Detective Pikachu.02 May 2025 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:csd4ugbqd2dsymek3kbgnulj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo5jixonpc2t