Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweetinghttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mu6x3h3dxs26Unemployed man's rug is damaged [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6x3h3dxs26https://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mu6b2bxfh22aInteresting. https://finance.yahoo.com/media-advertising/articles/meta-newspaper-ad-blitz-ups-162017911.html "But in an unusual twist, the deal stipulates that Meta will only pay some of the settlement unless its competitors follow suit by committing to fines and similar concessions on their own platforms." [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6b2bxfh22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mu5wr7l36s2q [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5wr7l36s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mu3bciimg22yRIP Peter Cullen, no matter where that voice showed up, I recognized it immediately as the voice of prime. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3bciimg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mtzcbm3w7c2mSo there will be an All Pro team and a Pro Bowl team, we need an All Bowl team to complete the trifecta. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzcbm3w7c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mtxjvtmirc26This man is a national treasure. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxjvtmirc26https://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mtw7jhhkbk2dTime to start looking for jobs in Auckland! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtw7jhhkbk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mtto24k5tc2nLet's go! https://247sports.com/college/florida/article/florida-gators-football-name-starting-qb-2026-season-aaron-philo-tramell-jones-289112890/24 Aug 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtto24k5tc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mthey627mk2uThis is awesome. Look at the smile on the kids face. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthey627mk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mt2ybzeghk2k [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2ybzeghk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3msw3ynsd522iIf you can only feel joy in what’s exotic, then you aren’t joyful. you’re just dependent on novelty.12 Aug 2026 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw3ynsd522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mqpmq2kxcs2uArgentina to England https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/eb/3a/Rg1jkHJz.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=Fms5smvP2KlmNHqEwcAm&webm=2lLHsfUCv9bd544Az8S15 Jul 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpmq2kxcs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mqmhux2bvs27French cannot be defeated on Bastile Day, can they? I'm the same land in which they helped the American defeat the British?14 Jul 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmhux2bvs27https://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mqka6ewo2s27Coming into one of the most exciting World Cups tournaments, the US fans (having seen their team dominated) seem to be losing steam13 Jul 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqka6ewo2s27https://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mqbrbcs2r22y#Gators 🐊🐊🐊 [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 08:48 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqbrbcs2r22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mq2fyagajc2ySoccers version of Gronk [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2fyagajc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mq2fs6eqg22yThis was it for US Men's Soccer, the high watermark for the foreseeable future. With the era of NIL upon us, the best athletes by late middle school will focus on NIL sports to maximize their own earning potential and that won't include men's soccer. #usmnt #nil #ncaa07 Jul 2026 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2fs6eqg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/undersized5.bsky.social/post/3mq2fj7myfc2yThis is true in job interviews in general. You gotta sell the lie. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:ct5tjf3cbdocyitbso3ro676/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2fj7myfc2y