Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3mjkuiaxehk2nGodless is doing something really cool for Candace Nola! Check it out, spread the word, and get some great books!15 Apr 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkuiaxehk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3mjk4qccfq22nCandace has helped so many of us. Please share the link and donate if you can. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjk4qccfq22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3mhe454e7r22uThe reprint of my short story collection is now live, available in ebook and paperback! I'll have signed copies in my shop soon, stay tuned! Peep that awesome cover art by @mattwildasin.bsky.social ! a.co/d/01E1XA3d18 Mar 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhe454e7r22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3m4w2mkqyxc2dMy little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2025 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4w2mkqyxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3m3i23uiiyk2eI got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time! [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Oct 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3i23uiiyk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3m2p55qqync2gThis makes me so happy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2p55qqync2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lxik5bp5v22zThis was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆 [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2025 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxik5bp5v22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lx3suxumbs2wHi Bluesky! I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection! https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?si=3Sbp0diQ3fBsPOoz23 Aug 2025 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lx3suxumbs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lwzn23ytb222I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house. Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.22 Aug 2025 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwzn23ytb222https://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lwyt6kt3ps22Check oit this cool review! Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Aug 2025 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwyt6kt3ps22https://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lwua7gysdk2lI'm so grateful. So, so grateful. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2025 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwua7gysdk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lwr6c367kc2q*squeeeeeeeeeeeeal* [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2025 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwr6c367kc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lwpeeufta22hTOMORROW!18 Aug 2025 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwpeeufta22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lvw7n6mn422uMy face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life 😡😡😡08 Aug 2025 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvw7n6mn422uhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lvsvep7oik2aIt's getting to be that time of year again! I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link! a.co/d/bulueN8 https://a.co/d/bulueN807 Aug 2025 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvsvep7oik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lvql35day22yHi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.06 Aug 2025 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvql35day22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lvolhxlzss23This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.05 Aug 2025 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvolhxlzss23https://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lr44djset22phttps://vortexbooksandcomicsonline.bigcartel.com/product/launch-party-ticket-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-new-tales-of-stephen-king-s-the-stand?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!08 Jun 2025 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr44djset22phttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lpukzt7vwc2dThe walking. SO MUCH WALKING! [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 May 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpukzt7vwc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lpcrlnkwss2nShave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.16 May 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpcrlnkwss2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lmfgifo2mc2b"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!" -me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.09 Apr 2025 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfgifo2mc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3llul3zdwmk26I loved The Map of Lost Places and I love @apexmag.bsky.social ! I'm always happy to sing the praises of the invariably awesome! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2025 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3llul3zdwmk26https://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lktmxp3my22jThe thing about living with cats, is that they will see you minding your own business, enjoying a snack, and think to themselves, "I can enhance my person's experience by sitting really, really close to them and licking my asshole for 20 minutes."20 Mar 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lktmxp3my22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3ljss546wss2mApologies to the neighborhood dogs for the prolonged, terrified squeal I just unleashed because I was editing with headphones on and my husband thought it would be cute to sneak up and put his big head by my face. We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.07 Mar 2025 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljss546wss2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lizz5qj2x22oSometimes I read the comments section on my local news groups and check put the personal pages of the angry, uninformed commenters to see if maybe I'm being too quick to dismiss such people. Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.25 Feb 2025 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizz5qj2x22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3lis72744xs2gThis in-depth interview that I did with L. Andrew Cooper was such a thoughtful-provoking experience. I really love the characters from my book You're Mine and to be able to really get down into their depths was such a true pleasure. I hope you check it out. https://landrewcooper.com/canon/?fbclid=IwY2xjawInFnRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHYDzxEUDh1vzg2BlTTcWIV1fcpm21mpPrnt4JeoUkSE0Zsj0rik8KG2R5w_aem_JFsJVPRw9ha0NQFsXkrKhA22 Feb 2025 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3lis72744xs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/somercanon.bsky.social/post/3li2uh4fcks2cI woke up this morning freaked out from a dream where my house was infested with spiders that growled and wore coke cans as armor. So, just in case you thought my brain was anything other than a dilapidated county fair, that's what's up.13 Feb 2025 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:cu2pye46czjusl7tibtrphro/app.bsky.feed.post/3li2uh4fcks2c