Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwwx7ixfqc2xAbsolutely insane framing and phrasing by @reuters.com on this one. Devoid of reality, pushed to my iPhone, by Tim @apple03 Oct 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwx7ixfqc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwrj7nxi6c2dWhen Trump pardons Hegseth, the next president can rendition him overseas to face justice and pardon the team that does it. Pardons rule. Amazing stuff.30 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrj7nxi6c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwlgglines2lI’ve never heard Choosing Texas but i certainly wont go searching for it because it’ll give it a play count and it’ll most certainly fuck up my algorithms on every stupid site.28 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlgglines2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwgnkloj7k2mPulling two 2 liters of Faygo out of my JNCO pockets so can properly sit in the interview chair.26 Sep 2026 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgnkloj7k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwgnahhwv22mTelling my wife that my gambling debt was actually research for an article. She actually bought it! Now I have to write a stupid article about it though because she wants to read it. Really backed myself into a corner here.26 Sep 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgnahhwv22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mwfjljpgv22jRETVRN #samsung26 Sep 2026 05:13 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwfjljpgv22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mvqh735q4c2wInflation this Christmas is going to be insane with these fuel prices. Trump both sealed the fate of fossil fuels and the War on Christmas. Genius guy. Christmas is coooooooked.17 Sep 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqh735q4c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mvncqz2j6k2nHas Ed Sheeran joined the Harry Potter TV show cast yet?16 Sep 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvncqz2j6k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mvlpe3wxss2uThe great thing about AI is that you can just turn it off.15 Sep 2026 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlpe3wxss2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mvjelsf5222mIt’s crazy that we’re gonna deal with “Obama and Biden shut down all the rural hospitals.” for the rest of our lives even though it was under Trump and Republicans and 100% under capitalism (and Obama and Biden)?15 Sep 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjelsf5222mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3muwtipa5jk2cElizabeth Holmes only crime was happening too soon. She could have ruled in the AI space.07 Sep 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwtipa5jk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtyf4bh22k2yWe must destroy AI for Dolly Parton. It was her dying wish.26 Aug 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyf4bh22k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtupfrbu622zCould you imagine if Obama or Biden killed the penny?!? You’d have republicans paying for houses in pennies. They’d be enshrining pennies. Nightly FOXNews segments about the favorite pennies of the troops. Morning show dinner segments on “liberal” media pennies being the backbone of the economy.25 Aug 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtupfrbu622zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mttxzujhq22h“Race Science,” sung to the tune of Oingo Boingo’s Weird Science24 Aug 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttxzujhq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtojxlnj2c2lI want an AirPods Pro noise cancelling and playback override that only works on my wife starts speaking or even says a phrase like “Hey dummy!” Please pause the audio, rewind to the start of the last sentence and waiting until our conversation is over to resume playback of my audiobook.22 Aug 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtojxlnj2c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtoh2rgk4k2lPicturing the Pod Save guys writing lengthy apology/love letters to Obama has softened the blow the Natalie Harp thing.22 Aug 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoh2rgk4k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtogqjoqqk2lInvasive Natalie Harp are taking over Illinois waterways. I fear the Great Lakes are next to fall.22 Aug 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtogqjoqqk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtmrfsgges27They’re gonna stop announcing recalls and just let people die shitting their brains out because 35% of victims will blame Biden. I hate it here.21 Aug 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmrfsgges27https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtmjanc6bk27I know there’s so much evil going on, but the Trump Account thing is so bizarre. My daughter is eligible for a 1 time deposit of $250 because she born during Trump’s first term. Insanity.21 Aug 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmjanc6bk27https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtl5ghr3wk27Ossoff go off on a dart board of ideas which will force the very serious journalists to post their scoops21 Aug 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtl5ghr3wk27https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtkbqtoyfc2aThe craziest thing about life today is you can come on here for months and just now learn about mass shooting from last week or last month or last year. These are just things that happen and get memory holed unless it’s got the wrong gender component (almost never does so media quickly moves on).20 Aug 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkbqtoyfc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mtalbsqnmc23Freaks open mouth coughing at DFW. It’s was nice knowing y’all. Rip to my immune system.17 Aug 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtalbsqnmc23https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3mt4tteu35k23Kyle Rittenhouse conspired with Dominick Black for a straw purchase a firearm, a fact both men testified to in court. KR supplied the funds for the purchase; he was “actual purchaser” according to the law. The legal fantasies concocted by these two geniuses was a conspiracy.15 Aug 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4tteu35k23https://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3msywlsqp522mTrillions of dollars down the toilet for a “Nude Tayne” generator.14 Aug 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3msywlsqp522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dodgeedoo.bsky.social/post/3msytmujwa22mWhen I was new to marketing, I didn’t realize the people who spent the ad money with Facebook were allowed to say “This campaign I worked on performed really well on Facebook. Here are the numbers!” Yeah, of course their numbers show that? They want you spend more money? Do you hear yourself?! [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Aug 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:cuahjdxo2lfm77mszjrcrhpc/app.bsky.feed.post/3msytmujwa22m