Locally and ethically sourced tomfooleryhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lifapfdawk26As a society we wouldn’t put up with as much bullshit if money was instead called Hungie Points and the dollar sign was replaced with the 🍔 emoji17 Feb 2025 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lifapfdawk26https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lidpjvf67k2fI have 16 terabytes of pictures of my boss making dumb faces17 Feb 2025 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lidpjvf67k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lhv44ax6vc22Shit’s getting dark but rest assured slice of cheese from the fridge has got your back. They can never take slice of cheese from the fridge from us11 Feb 2025 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhv44ax6vc22https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lhv3mevevc22too femme to be bear too masc to be twink Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will11 Feb 2025 07:01 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhv3mevevc22https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lhtyhzfupc2bFunko pops and similar collectible trinkets are not cutesy and quirky, they’re fucking dystopian derivative land waste and they’re destroying the planet [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtyhzfupc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lhfqfa7lk224All I’m saying is Macaulay Culkin had a clear shot at him and didn’t take it05 Feb 2025 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhfqfa7lk224https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lh6ao7oaq22jFood Fast Food Furious02 Feb 2025 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6ao7oaq22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lh3qqnnn6s2sPepsi Man is looking more and more like the reality we’re living in01 Feb 2025 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh3qqnnn6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lgydihkajk2gStimTitty “baWonkadonk” Shat-lo mein30 Jan 2025 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgydihkajk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lgu5scatps25This whole Chef Boyardee thing just doesn’t add up. How could he be a real chef?29 Jan 2025 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgu5scatps25https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lgu5p5eruk25The Sisyphean task of rolling my fat ass up the hill forever29 Jan 2025 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgu5p5eruk25https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lgqjxzjl6s2sI wish that every burrito you eat for the rest of your life bursts out the back when you bite it27 Jan 2025 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgqjxzjl6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lg4amub4422gJimmy Carter’s gonads are decomposing as we speak. What a special time we’re living in19 Jan 2025 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4amub4422ghttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lfguemrl5223Billy Corgan is what happens when you take a loaf of Wonder Bread and give it mommy issues11 Jan 2025 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfguemrl5223https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lfgu4mq7n223Idk why people keep sending me all this money in the mail, ive already read the Wikipedia for breast cancer like 12 times it still says the same thing11 Jan 2025 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfgu4mq7n223https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lfbvujdpmc2bI discovered the cure to cancer but then I eated it 🥺👉👈09 Jan 2025 05:07 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbvujdpmc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lfbuyidqbc2bThinking about when I was in high school I got texted by an army recruiter and I asked him if SSG stands for sausage09 Jan 2025 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbuyidqbc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lf6mrlxlys2gNgl I kinda been shitting like a crazyass lately07 Jan 2025 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf6mrlxlys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lf4kk2impc2tBy posting here I have the power to force your brain to think about anything so here it goes Incestershire sauce07 Jan 2025 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf4kk2impc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lezcczv4fs22I’d like to say publicly I do not condone the actions that I made 15 minutes ago. I was a different person back then and I’ve worked hard ever since to unlearn my toxic tendencies05 Jan 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lezcczv4fs22https://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lexxnz2hkk2jUsing an AI anime girlfriend chatbot as free babysitting service05 Jan 2025 06:13 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lexxnz2hkk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lexwvpiros2jDoctor Why05 Jan 2025 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lexwvpiros2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lexwkiobb22jIf you’re on a first date, “Point at the doll where they touched you“ is a fun and respectful way to learn your partner’s sexual history05 Jan 2025 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lexwkiobb22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lexvlxh6hc2jACAB includes all accounts with bios like 💙💙single mom💙💙 I DESPISE tRUMP!!!! #proudliberal ☮️ RACIST NAZIS DO NOT INTERACT05 Jan 2025 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lexvlxh6hc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/snaildaddy.bsky.social/post/3lexuxogdw22jMfers never heard about the early bird 💀 [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jan 2025 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:cuheakqgakwpccc4utf43ets/app.bsky.feed.post/3lexuxogdw22j