https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mlbowm57cc2wMaoist D&D guy: we need a dragon with Chinese characteristics07 May 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbowm57cc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mlbouhvxzc2wReheating Edward Hopper’s nachos but i’m still eating em [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbouhvxzc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mlboqmpa2c22Minotaur was actually chill af, he was just as lost as I was in the labyrinth lol07 May 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlboqmpa2c22https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mlbjf57eqc25The bumblebee knight sends his regards07 May 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbjf57eqc25https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3ml7um4h4ys25A person like me listens to the decrepit groundskeeper when they tell me to turn back at the edge of a haunted mansion06 May 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7um4h4ys25https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3ml5vsgf6322xGrrAahahHH *turns you into a torus*06 May 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5vsgf6322xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3ml5v7ca5gs2rEvery so often, you can observe two stylites in a duel of prayers. The weaker supplicant is struck down with holy lightning or a black cloud of crows06 May 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5v7ca5gs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkyxavxhe22vNo one ever prepares you for your first double jump04 May 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyxavxhe22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkyx4xpizs2wWe were ordinary before that silver saucer silently hovered over the truck bed, bending stars around its ridges. My pants were the first thing up that ray of light, followed by myself in hot pursuit. I would spend hours watching our gray captors mimic the ways my penis dangled in the night air.04 May 2026 05:33 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyx4xpizs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkywf4zxik2kI’ve eaten all of the quicksand in the world, you no longer have to be scared04 May 2026 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkywf4zxik2khttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkyeyjs2p22jStewie Griffin truly is a gifted child04 May 2026 00:09 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyeyjs2p22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkvxhcqavs2dDonna Brothers: Congrats, you are the first jockey to win the Derby on a centaur. How does it feel? Me: First off, I want to thank the Lord and my beautiful wife and two kids. When my trainer first asked me if I thought the lust of beasts could coexist with the reason of man, I was hesitant03 May 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvxhcqavs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkt5zwyme223The red-winged blackbird is cursed with an insatiable fury01 May 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt5zwyme223https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkt5s56byk2qA notable theological issue in Gnomish culture is the Veneration of Friday. Some groups use the day to grieve the end of a fulfilling work week of comradely discipline, others celebrate the beginning of the weekend and toast to its pleasures. A number of ascetics meditate on its impermanence.01 May 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt5s56byk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mko2qlbrgk2nmfw the blacksmith says he’ll forge me a blade that glows when the unseemly are nearby and it continuously shines pale and dim on my person29 Apr 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko2qlbrgk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mknvaesjms2j*shortens your telomeres*29 Apr 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknvaesjms2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mknv5cvgtk2tTwink Judge: I sentence you to death by bottomless pit Top: 😔29 Apr 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknv5cvgtk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkmaw7n6rk2iAnd as fast as the gaiety arrived so too did it leave the hamlet. Everyone returned to their disconsolate houses mourning their lost joys, The Man with a Big Butt a fading memory in their minds.29 Apr 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmaw7n6rk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mklahsyjxk27hey man my eunuch has been sober from scheming for three years now, would really appreciate it if you didn’t bring up plans, calculations, or tricks28 Apr 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklahsyjxk27https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkl3gdzhh222Hiding atop crags and in between crevices, the highwayboys of the mountain pass must steal a trinket, linens, or the heart of a passerby to become highwaymen28 Apr 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl3gdzhh222https://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkjtgd2ec22cEvery friend group has that one homie who seldom indulges mirth but embraces it for one night, a wan smile gracing his face as the wound under his bandage continues to fester. For now, he is here. Tomorrow, he finally returns home.28 Apr 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjtgd2ec22chttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3mkjssy3wms2eBesting the bridge troll with the greatest riddle of all: love.28 Apr 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjssy3wms2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gnometxt.bsky.social/post/3lyq6uioljk27This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason13 Sep 2025 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:culqjhxc5mowe4vvggnbwvr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyq6uioljk27