18+. I am a chicken toy. it/he/they important Andre/Noid + Sid/Johnny sources for your consideration: https://archiveofourown.org/users/BirbieBird/works @riwox is the lovely adult who supervises me.https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3miz7c3nlyk2lI keep wanting to post this uagghh For Xmas @pummedraws.bsky.social drew me this ultra cute Andre and Noid art and even included a xmas version. I love it so much! Aren't they awfully cute? 😭❤️08 Apr 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miz7c3nlyk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3misbd747k22bgnarpers ❤️🛸🐈‍⬛06 Apr 2026 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3misbd747k22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3minyyto62c2iI showed the game to my friend yesterday who does not play anything at all, ever. Explaining why a game like this is funny to someone who doesn't even play phone games is an intellectual challenge. when I got the Switch out she was like 'what's happening now....' [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3minyyto62c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3minytzplns2iI'm just patiently waiting for Tomodachi release day now so i can get into torturing them for real04 Apr 2026 10:14 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3minytzplns2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3minyrsxnek2isticky little baby, i'm so in lub with youu https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oWmrmI8uZyQ04 Apr 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3minyrsxnek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mik7cs2rps2m02 Apr 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mik7cs2rps2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3midybj4ots2aAnd now they're island mate is Sid, what could go wrong31 Mar 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3midybj4ots2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3midvpr4ujk2aNoid and Andre are ready to live their best life.31 Mar 2026 09:52 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3midvpr4ujk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3midpqu2k3s2cI've gone and dun it, Andre and Noid on tomodachi look hilarious, I am satisfied. The first thing they bonded over is their mutual interest in 'selling nosecandy'. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3midpqu2k3s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3miclwxupds23he carries this bottle around because he is a fabulous cappuccino monkey papa to his huge monchhichi children.30 Mar 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miclwxupds23https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3miclf5pnkc23Practicing to draw a skull and when it looked too comical I gave it a hat and vague dias de los muertos paint and now it's a success, that's how you do it, hear it from the boss30 Mar 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3miclf5pnkc23https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3michxv26q22eomg only now realising it's available for switch and not some switch 2 exclusive joke. behold30 Mar 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3michxv26q22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mibefiwi4222Thinking of Noid, prior to meeting Andre, going to some self-help groups for free coffee and snacks, Marla-Singer-style, while homeless/lowkey squatting by himself. Maybe went to stranger's funerals for food and drinks, too.30 Mar 2026 09:36 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibefiwi4222https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mib7te34ik2elil wifey got sick right after our holiday. Presumably acquired within the holiday. man, that's always the downside of being out and about every day. germs, germs, all the germs Get well soon ricipici ❤️30 Mar 2026 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mib7te34ik2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mib73bcun22eIf someone tried to have a go at me for writing or engaging with RPF I'd be unable to give a fuck. Dude I'm old, I've been doing this in 2004 and I'll do it now, fuck off. ❤️30 Mar 2026 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mib73bcun22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mi7wsex56s26I love selling vintage items and clothes. I wish I could just procure and sell those like I do now, but full time, and make a living off it. Atm I've got a beautiful batch of 60s and 70s sewing patterns. Money is a cool factor but what I love more is the notion of re-homing these treasures.29 Mar 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7wsex56s26https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mhqtew4dh22mThe way @riwox.bsky.social slaves away for our barbecues is one of the thousand ways they show their love for me. I am so grateful. Love is enjoying making things happen for the other person.23 Mar 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqtew4dh22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mgxj3ctcnk2qmum deadnaming me twice and calling me her girl and talking so stupid shit when I ask her to stop that Time for HRT out of spite13 Mar 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxj3ctcnk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mgpgwbnek223Yesterday me & my s/o talked about how having chronic illness/disability just leaves you with different worries reg. transition. you risk-assess different things.. I have once been in hospital for 2 months which was incredibly straining and traumatic (believe me.. hospital is OK for 2 or 3 nights10 Mar 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgpgwbnek223https://bsky.app/profile/birbie.bsky.social/post/3mgj5sn7yb22x08 Mar 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:cwdlrft723dp4nrdunzreppu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgj5sn7yb22x