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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Anti Maga. Very, very anti Maga. Trump is a piece of shit.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social</link><title>@stormtrooperdan.bsky.social - Imperial Dan</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mud3eezoqk2p</link><description>Google says it&#39;s following orders by renaming. &#xA;&#xA;So, Google, when donny dumbfuck gets voter info and asks to use tracking services to track down and camp everyone who didn&#39;t vote for him, will that also be &#39;following orders &#39;?</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud3eezoqk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mud35dlvwc2p</link><description>How a country that is ran by a bunch of spinless cowards in ties acts so tough is beyond me.</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 18:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud35dlvwc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mt7wd6ijsk24</link><description>It&#39;s crazy how Republicans tout religion yet they break all 10 commandments before breakfast everyday.</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7wd6ijsk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mt7wa5466c24</link><description>If you do the exact opposite of a republican, you will be known as a saint.</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 19:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7wa5466c24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mt7pyjgdts24</link><description>Pricker season is coming up!  Keep an eye on your dog and be sure to carry it across pricker landmines! If your dog gets one in its paw, it will try and walk through the pain as it doesn&#39;t want the walk to be interrupted. So keep an eye out for your best friend!</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 17:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7pyjgdts24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3msoanewnl22p</link><description>They way they treat Fauci taught us what we already know. Never ever help a republican. Even if they crash into a brick wall going 130 mph. If you help and even save lives, you will be sued.</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoanewnl22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mr457ie2hs2s</link><description>Live your life like you&#39;re going to start a metal band when you&#39;re 95.</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2026 20:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr457ie2hs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mr3zk3jp622s</link><description>I&#39;m not good with taxes. What&#39;s the tax form number to stop paying taxes since the money goes to killing innocent people and I don&#39;t want to be part of that?</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2026 19:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3zk3jp622s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqiusveewk2u</link><description>I&#39;ve decided to buy a hat I was shopping for a month ago. It was 20 bucks. &#xA;&#xA;It is now 28 bucks. I won&#39;t buy it now. &#xA;&#xA;And the price will never come down. This is the unfortunate new norm. &#xA;&#xA;I don&#39;t see how the world will ever bounce back from this evil.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 04:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiusveewk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqiumeyb2c2u</link><description>I discriminate against rich people. &#xA;&#xA;If you are rich, how can you live with yourself with so many people in the world who are starving??&#xA;&#xA;If there is just one starving person in the world, there shouldn&#39;t be a single rich person. &#xA;&#xA;Money. Is. The. Root. Of. All. Evil.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 04:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiumeyb2c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqif3lubrk2k</link><description>Live life like millions of good people won&#39;t cheer when you are done with it.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 23:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqif3lubrk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqieyvuuu22k</link><description>I enjoy a shake or malt from time to time but don&#39;t enjoy the price. So I went on a do it at home. I couldn&#39;t find an ice cream I liked to make a good shake, so I started making my own. &#xA;&#xA;And it really isn&#39;t much cheaper&#xA;&#xA;But now I can have a homemade cheesecake cotton candy shake. Can&#39;t buy that!</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 23:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqieyvuuu22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqhncoajxk2r</link><description>If there is a heaven, I can guarantee there isn&#39;t a single billionaire there.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 16:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhncoajxk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mqhnahw3cs2r</link><description>I can&#39;t tell you the answers to life. But I can tell you that if you live your life in such a way that millions of good people are happy when you leave this world, you are more than likely doing something wrong.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 16:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhnahw3cs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpwnzv6ooc2j</link><description>I miss the days when I had a government that didn&#39;t want to mug me in a dark alley.</description><pubDate>05 Jul 2026 22:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpwnzv6ooc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mptmnj6ks22z</link><description>It&#39;s 93 but it feels like 94.&#xA;&#xA;WTH really?  I&#39;d like to meet the human who can tell the difference between 93 and 94.</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 17:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptmnj6ks22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpshgdkz722f</link><description>I will never understand humans fascination with fireworks. It just seems primitive and needed by those with a very low IQ. Those who light them in the city have zero compassion for anyone else and only wish to entertain the five brain cells they have left. &#xA;&#xA;My dog told me this today.</description><pubDate>04 Jul 2026 06:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpshgdkz722f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpfnut5k4k25</link><description>Money is the root of all evil. &#xA;&#xA;If you are not rich with money, you have tons to be thankful for as your riches are much more than money could ever buy.</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 04:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpfnut5k4k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpfnlxnanc25</link><description>My high school punk band had more people than Trump&#39;s fair.</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 04:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpfnlxnanc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpf7w2qtes25</link><description>If you are one of these people who light a firecracker that shakes the neighborhood once every hour, you really need to fuck the fuck right off. &#xA;&#xA;Luckily our neighborhood bitch lost half of his hand today trying to light one before he ran back inside to hide.</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 00:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpf7w2qtes25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mpf7pi3mms25</link><description>We really need a 2026 version of the band Dead Kennedys.</description><pubDate>29 Jun 2026 00:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpf7pi3mms25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3moedvr7pkk2k</link><description>I had McDonald&#39;s today. How the hell do people eat this crap??</description><pubDate>15 Jun 2026 22:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3moedvr7pkk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3moaxxgeo7k2i</link><description>Thank you Obama for 8 years of drama free service. &#xA;&#xA;Thank you for not tweeting bs every night at 3am.&#xA;&#xA;Thank you for not attacking the capitol. &#xA;&#xA;Thank you for not tearing apart the White House. &#xA;&#xA;Thank you for not trying to start a civil war. &#xA;&#xA;Thank you for being a normal human being.</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2026 14:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3moaxxgeo7k2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mn6s54k7lc2e</link><description>I wish we had a grown up for a president.</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 00:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn6s54k7lc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mmrvvttvtc22</link><description>Everything Irie today. Besides the fucked up gov.</description><pubDate>26 May 2026 21:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrvvttvtc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mmrv32h77s22</link><description>Wow Trumpiggy, someone made you doing something on AI and you reposted it. But shouldn&#39;t the White House have you on finger paints instead of a phone?&#xA;&#xA;And maybe Tball since you suck at golf so much?</description><pubDate>26 May 2026 20:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmrv32h77s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mmn6l56zc22t</link><description>When this world has had enough and the poor eat the rich, I hope I&#39;m around to see how many people prefer catsup over ketchup.</description><pubDate>25 May 2026 00:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmn6l56zc22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mmn3bt4p6s2t</link><description>A hard drive I bought a little over 2 years ago was 330 bucks. The same exact drive today is 619 bucks. &#xA;&#xA;Just let that sink in. &#xA;&#xA;Maga, do you really believe we are winning, you pathetic fucks?</description><pubDate>24 May 2026 23:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmn3bt4p6s2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mm3ewkkxkk2e</link><description>Who dreams of ballrooms?&#xA;&#xA;5 year old girls. And the president of the USA. Not many other people than that!</description><pubDate>17 May 2026 22:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3ewkkxkk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stormtrooperdan.bsky.social/post/3mm3eur5rjc2e</link><description>The thief will get his ballroom and the thief will charge 1 billion and the thief won&#39;t pay the people to build it and the thief will pocket the money and the thief will be 1 billion richer. &#xA;&#xA;That&#39;s the way thieves work. &#xA;&#xA;I will never comprehend how America got a thief for a president.</description><pubDate>17 May 2026 22:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:cwg5fasn54o7hl24ez7xifno/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3eur5rjc2e</guid></item></channel></rss>