RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhafthttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mjt2onkal22wI’m gonna say something bold & controversial - when ppl are like “oh I bet that concert smells bad” it reads like you’ve never actually been to a concert! there is not an amount of deodorant that *can* survive two hours of jumping and screaming! that’s the smell of a real experience and a good time!19 Apr 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjt2onkal22whttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mjmtkomtpc26☝️🤓 if the events of the original story occurred, then Charlie Bucket should be the one the factory belongs to not Willy Wonka [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmtkomtpc26https://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mjlbcosxns2iWho has two thumbs and is about to lose his SECOND consecutive American Music Award??? 👍👍 Can’t wait to throw on a *fabulous* suit and cheer Mark and Ejae on their inevitable and highly deserved win! ❤️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjlbcosxns2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mjir2olzek2qLmao not to make things more confusing but actually the only thing *cast* is not doing is ‘Singing Songs From The Hazbin Hotel Soundtrack’ - there’s a LOT of Hellaverse music and Hellaverse-adjacent music at the show :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjir2olzek2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mgkaxqz2bs24thank youuuu ❤️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Mar 2026 11:38 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkaxqz2bs24https://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3maun2zixas2hmy tiktok fyp is speaking to me like the green goblin mask26 Dec 2025 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3maun2zixas2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3mad5laq76k2o🥚🎄 IT’S TIME19 Dec 2025 07:18 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mad5laq76k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m6vlsk3tgk2oSorry to go Boomer Mode but I was 30 seconds into a skincare tiktok before the person was like “and I’m turning 27 soon, so-” nope, absolutely not. you have nice skin because you’re IN YOUR TWENTIES, show me to the grown folks please!!! If you’re in your 20s, your “skincare secret” is LINEAR TIME!01 Dec 2025 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6vlsk3tgk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m6bazrzrsc2dit’s a testament to its wildly sticky gameplay loop that I have only played a couple hours of megabonk but I’m thinking about it constantly23 Nov 2025 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6bazrzrsc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m63pbskh7k2hIn which our terrific interviewer @tasharobinson.bsky.social gets me talking about Lord Of The Rings and I involuntarily start word-vomiting about Eru Iluvatar singing existence into being and how that ties into the worldbuilding of Hazbin Hotel 👇 [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Nov 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m63pbskh7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m5c5weumgk23Had a lovely time yapping at Rachel! [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Nov 2025 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5c5weumgk23https://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m5a7fvuyrk2mI am a HUGE fan of Meat Loaf’s collaborations with Jim Steinman and that’s just part of my creative DNA - but the ballad in my head was actually Love Led Us Here from Muppet Treasure Island [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Nov 2025 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5a7fvuyrk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m55oxd322c2lthe pain of being a Highly Media Literate Individual who *adores* discourse but also someone who will inherently be seen as biased by those who disagree and empirical by those who agree because I work on the show 😔 this is like a Greek myth punishment lmao I WANNA PARTICIPATE YET I MUST NOT08 Nov 2025 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55oxd322c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m542hofqb22cI just happened upon this tweet (uhh ‘bluesky post’) and want to clarify that I said Stolas was more Morissey-coded because, like Morrissey, he’s a sadboy dork who loves so hard it’s actively causing him brain damage. I’d argue Blitz is Smith-coded (surly grump who loathes everyone he doesn’t love). [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Nov 2025 07:18 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m542hofqb22chttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m3pzg446g22nThat was such an amazing time 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2025 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3pzg446g22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m3pqabvh522t!!!!!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2025 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3pqabvh522thttps://bsky.app/profile/samhaft.com/post/3m3kqqq77is27idk how niche this is but as a visible online creator there needs to be a very deliberate line between ppl who have a social relationship w you and ppl who have a *para*social relationship w you. you can have some wonderful and lovely interactions with the latter, but you should never muddy the two. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Oct 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:cxyqlg46koaqh75cdb3djvmc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3kqqq77is27