They/Them Figment of your imagination. Or maybe mine? Who’s keeping track anymore? MDNIhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlkhm4epjk2g11 May 2026 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkhm4epjk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlkhjpv3ck26You cut me off on the highway? You have a Baby On Board sticker and you cut me off on the highway? Sure hope that kid’s strapped in, I’m about to run us BOTH off the road11 May 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkhjpv3ck26https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlkhjhtoy226What’s the strangest tattoo you’ve seen on a sexual partner? Like you’re getting hot and heavy and discover an odd little bit of ink that you couldn’t see before11 May 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkhjhtoy226https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlkhgn44w226“Working hard or hard-“ Working hard. I pitched a tent at the clock in machine and it hasn’t gone down since. I need to call my doctor.11 May 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkhgn44w226https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlhqbl7n7s2mMy pronouns are they/them because my ass is so phat I’m considered two people10 May 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhqbl7n7s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlhqasrmsk2mGetting neutered in solidarity with my dog10 May 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhqasrmsk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlhqafmcf22mYou eat pussy in hopes of getting something for yourself. I eat pussy because I like watching them squirm. I’m there for the love of the game, not the paycheck. We are NOT the same.10 May 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhqafmcf22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mlhq7rps7s2mMunch so hard I floss my teeth with her bush10 May 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhq7rps7s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2jrq7xq22cBlowing up landlords with my mind rn04 May 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2jrq7xq22chttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2jhg2f3s2cStood up and got sent to the Shadow Realm cuz I have low iron, who want me?04 May 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2jhg2f3s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2iz6n5ds2cI have nerve damage in my hands to the point where they’re both half numb, and I can STILL easily find the clit without looking. Some of y’all gotta step your game up fr04 May 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2iz6n5ds2chttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2ifbzftk2wIf I get jumpscared by one more penis on this app I’m going to throw hands with someone04 May 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ifbzftk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2i6n4g7k2wCrack so much bitches call me the chiropractor04 May 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2i6n4g7k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2i4bozp22wMeat posting on Bluesky? In THIS economy?04 May 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2i4bozp22whttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2hy467a22wPutting random things up my ass so TSA has to cavity search me04 May 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2hy467a22whttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3ml2hnhlzzc2w“Hey can I get the Big Bitch Burger with a double side of Fatass Fries and a large Dr. Dayum?” - how i feel every time i order from Cook Out04 May 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2hnhlzzc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkvxhwh4fs24I’ve been wondering what visionary and modern day prophet Charlie Kirk thinks about everything going on right now. I’ll keep y’all updated03 May 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvxhwh4fs24https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkq3b3bxgc2cTai Lung is in the top five animated villains ever and i will fight anyone who disagrees30 Apr 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq3b3bxgc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mknmazoh3c2fCharacter count sucks so I’m screenshotting my Threads 😭29 Apr 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknmazoh3c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkk3vwpf4s26Nonbinary bottom surgery goals: cloaca28 Apr 2026 07:49 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkk3vwpf4s26https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkju5ka2ws2fMy pussy so phat it beeps when I back up28 Apr 2026 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkju5ka2ws2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkjrfxu43c2oComputah, put the light back into my eyes. Computah, make me smile with the joy of a child, ignorant to the crushing weight of reality. Computah, do you hear me?28 Apr 2026 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjrfxu43c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mkjjjbzx4s2eHaven’t been cracked in so long I’m getting rigor mortis28 Apr 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjjjbzx4s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mk7fczxpz22oControversial opinion that just got me in trouble with my coworkers, but I genuinely find American gridiron football to be boring as fuck24 Apr 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7fczxpz22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mjmoikocuc22Good morning everyone, hope y’all are doing well. Life’s kicking me in the dick rn BUT it all chills out soon so I’m praying it gets better16 Apr 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmoikocuc22https://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mjgnd4vpgs2jJust a reminder that I am fully capable of making a bigass pot of chili. I hold the power. You should be afraid.14 Apr 2026 05:25 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgnd4vpgs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mjgmxjgby22iReminder that there’s a frog smaller than a dime14 Apr 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgmxjgby22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mjgmwbl4cs2iChuck’s at the gas station‼️14 Apr 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgmwbl4cs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/callistotheva.bsky.social/post/3mjgmvsva6k2iSaw a fox on my way home :014 Apr 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:cylamnvcy4f7attgjs5mkwqs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgmvsva6k2i