IP banned from LinkedInhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5i3xuosc2ujust tried this after hearing that there's a drop of his blood in every can, and honestly? u can taste it15 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5i3xuosc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5i3fbso22uim playing three card monty with the pussy15 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5i3fbso22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5i34uu7s2uwhat if it was called I Loathe Lucy and that guy hit her15 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5i34uu7s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5i2vuems2uhas nobody thought to do an R Kelly parody version of Trapped in the Criterion Closet. feels like it’s right there. someone can use that for free if they want. don’t care.15 Aug 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5i2vuems2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5i2o5vvs2uticket master should charge an additional $5 per admission for every lb an artist is over the average BMI for their age and height. this is how we keep celebrities in line and ensure their future viability.15 Aug 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5i2o5vvs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hzrx4b22uME & ELI ROTH ICED CREAM MAN JUST FOUGHT .. HE WHOOPED ME DECENT ..15 Aug 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hzrx4b22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hzf6i3k2uDISTURBING: Alarming Number of Young Women Abort Pregnancies After Learning Infant Would be Born "Profoundly Evil"15 Aug 2026 20:08 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hzf6i3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hz55z2k2uelliot stabler: alright somebody tell me just what the hell is this junk. ice t: its called poison, and everybody's shootin it. even miscellaneous uncs.15 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hz55z2k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hyvnvhk2uyeah sorry dude i really dont find evil twins funny, even ironically. some people, people i love, have them. and its scary and sad and i wouldnt wish it on anyone.15 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hyvnvhk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hynr3mk2ui liked when you could buy additional voices for your GPS and some times they would be mean to you. you could be twice as mean straight back and they were powerless. a play thing at your mercy.15 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hynr3mk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hyh4qp22uafter much deliberation i have decided that im starting PETA for bugs15 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hyh4qp22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hxsyrbk2uBe Honest Yall… Nephew Son or Niece Daughter15 Aug 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hxsyrbk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hx6fils2usnuck onto the set of sarah polleys bell jar shoot in toronto last night by pretending to be an art PA and ivy wolk is here. i think she plays the girl the main one is mean to. not making this up. tried to get a closer photo but they were real tight about phones.15 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hx6fils2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hurwroc2uwhy would i give up my seat on the bus for an old person. i need to preserve my leg and ass muscles. they are going to die soon.15 Aug 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hurwroc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hujltok2uit is so sad and terrible when a famous celebrity dies 💔 but it is also good be cause it also unites America ❤️‍🩹15 Aug 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hujltok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hud5g7k2uim inventing a new shoe that is not left nor right and simply fits… a sort of allegory and also cure for our bloody mad political times…15 Aug 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hud5g7k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5htw3ebs2uGRWM for my final day on this wretched Earth15 Aug 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5htw3ebs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5hthjyok2uthought id heard every euphemism for penis there was until i recently came across "teetee bird", which takes the cake frankly15 Aug 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5hthjyok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mt5ht76g6k2uTOUCHING: This Hooters Regular Illustrated Cartoon Style Renderings of All His Favorite Girls 😍 And They Hung Them Up! 🤯15 Aug 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5ht76g6k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrsosyjeu22hyo this sword is tight but shits mad heavy lol can a playa hold a pen real quick in stead lmao hook me up g29 Jul 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsosyjeu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrsosnuybk2hbe honest yall is 29 too old to be a Whizz Kid Boy Wonder29 Jul 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsosnuybk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrsosab5yc2hjust found out about “the giant of Kandahar” and honestly it’s low key me vibes29 Jul 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsosab5yc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrsorlqq4s2h(on a first date) so are the pod casts you like a little racist or very racist. cuz it’s one of the two there’s no in between. you can be honest.29 Jul 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsorlqq4s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrsordeeac2hwhy are u reading in public lol. thats cringe. go on your phone. go play on your phone 😂29 Jul 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsordeeac2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrfpbf3omk2hnobody knows how hard it is to be in the Barney suit. you have to be constantly contending with the soul and mind of barney for dominance and autonomy in addition to performing.24 Jul 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfpbf3omk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrfp7e4u5s2hshout out My Brave Friend Peter #MyBraveFriendPeter [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jul 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfp7e4u5s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrai3dek622u(frustrated uncle voice) keep it up pal. you’re goin the right way to get clipped in the backrooms. i got siren head on speed dial. you don’t wanna play the elevator game with me. smarten up.22 Jul 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrai3dek622uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrahwptsos2uim in your hood serving Kool Aid Pickled Eggs and filming the idiots ive tricked into eating them22 Jul 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrahwptsos2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrahwayxes2uCubix Gooding Jr22 Jul 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrahwayxes2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/slime420.bsky.social/post/3mrahvudwgs2ui like copying and pasting my tweets here because i get to punch them up without having to delete anything. bluesky is like a do over button.22 Jul 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:d256jazocbc47rki3numwhdd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrahvudwgs2u