@ajfalconer.bsky.social - AJ Falconer

18 Apr 2026 01:55 +0000

You know you're at a west coast metal show when you take a look at attendees' footwear and realize you're one of the few people wearing steel-toed boots. #metalshows #footwear #justmeokay

17 Apr 2026 16:09 +0000

Hold fast, my fellow technical marketers. Know your worth and stand with it. I know times are tough right now, but companies are banking on that so you take the lower pay. If we all band together, we can get our worth. They *can* pay. They just don't want to. #youreworthit #fairpay #marketing

16 Jan 2026 16:54 +0000

"I said to myself when I met you, I'm going to be your friend, godamnit." Trust me, I don't get it either. #determined #friendship

10 Dec 2025 16:14 +0000

TFW you don't know if your therapist thinks you're an arsehole or not....

02 Dec 2025 19:14 +0000

"We can't let Korean hackers take away our donuts!" #donuthackers #firstworldproblems

25 Sep 2025 17:59 +0000

"2/3 of men surveyed agree that returning to traditional gender roles would better society...." You all are WEAK and DELUSIONAL. Are you being a crybaby now because you have to work harder now for what you felt entitled to? Should I say... Man up? #genderroles #delusional #suckstosuck

23 Sep 2025 22:52 +0000

I can remember that padrastro is Spanish for stepfather but it takes me hours to remember that Danes live in the country of Denmark.... #whatswrongwithme

10 Sep 2025 15:18 +0000

Has your friend told you that you're the reason they know what unconditional love feels like? No? Then my day is infinitely better than yours. #friends #love #unconditionallove

10 Sep 2025 15:16 +0000

Everyone in the US, start speaking whatever language you know. Idc if it's only a few words. Practice your DuoLingo out loud. Let's confuse tf out of officials.

15 Aug 2025 20:24 +0000

"Back in my day, son, concert tickets for niche bands were between $10-$20! You got to blow out your hearing for cheap!" "Grandpa, could you stop? We get it." "WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??"

06 Aug 2025 15:56 +0000

WWAD: What would Aragorn do? #lotr #aragorn

24 Jul 2025 14:13 +0000

Wait... Palantir?? That's the name of the company?? DOES ANYONE ELSE GET THE LOTR REFERENCE OR AM I TAKING BONKERS PILLS?? Because we should all be informed that this was a tool of F*CKING SAURON. #lotr #sauron

17 Jul 2025 17:52 +0000

#fairhousing

06 Jul 2025 18:30 +0000

I have friends I send political memes to and lament the state of the nation. I have friends where we share more intelligent and clever memes. I also have friends that enjoy fart joke memes and various other bathroom humor accoutrements. It's about balance.

29 May 2025 22:37 +0000

Make sure the bigoted hate group knows they're not welcome: chng.it/zM8qLFS9 #stopmayday #nazipunks https://chng.it/zM8qLFS9

24 May 2025 18:14 +0000

I can't listen to Rihanna's Umbrella without thinking of Tom Holland's performance during some dance show back in like 2019. Not the worst association....

19 May 2025 16:35 +0000

"How dare you not take me as a threat! I demand to be taken as a threat!"

13 May 2025 22:52 +0000

These training videos are nothing but painful. To think that someone approved these and thought they were good. Also, some of the things they're saying are... Questionable. More updates later. #corporateamerica #trainingvideos #deargodwhy

13 May 2025 16:41 +0000

Corporate America is one of the most passive aggressive institutions I've had the misfortune to be a part of. #corporateamerica #passiveaggressive

07 May 2025 18:31 +0000

TFW some legal pro (who has their JD) tells you that the "lorem ipsum" filler text is Spanish. Can anyone else tell the difference between Latin and Spanish? No? Just me being uppity? Cool. #loremipsum #latinlanguage #IsItLatinOrSpanish