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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social</link><title>@darthputinkgb.bsky.social - Darth Putin</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mvb64fihds2y</link><description>Day 1661 of my 3 day war. It&#39;s not a war. But the Special Queuing Operation continues.&#xA;&#xA;I remain a master strategist.</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb64fihds2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mvaaso4ubs2c</link><description>3 years ago you were told &#34;another red line&#34; was crossed. Which makes you wonder if Quincey understand what a &#34;red line&#34; actually is.&#xA;&#xA;Have you noticed nothing we do ever &#34;ups the ante&#34;?</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 09:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaaso4ubs2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mva7iw3pp22c</link><description>OTD in 2024 your Prez made a comment that aged well</description><pubDate>11 Sep 2026 09:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mva7iw3pp22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv6m7mwht22a</link><description>OTD in 2020 Prez promised to set up commission to investigate how a Russian in Russia on a Russian plane going to Russia from Russia consumed a Russian nerve agent only Russia has so we could blame the &#34;anglosaxons&#34;.&#xA;&#xA;Needlessly to say, we did not set up a commission.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 17:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6m7mwht22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv6lze2em22a</link><description>It is just Prez, or has JD Vance vanished?</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 17:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6lze2em22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv6kdkjwjk2a</link><description>The &#34;negotiations&#34; and the humiliation of Donald Trump. &#xA;&#xA;Your Prez&#39;s take.&#xA;&#xA;https://darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/ukraine-war-negotiations-whats-mine&#xA;https://darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/ukraine-war-negotiations-whats-mine?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=android&amp;r=8pllb7</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 17:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6kdkjwjk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv65w3svrk2b</link><description>On sep 18, 1938, Stalin executed the economist Nikolai Kondratiev. &#xA;&#xA;The Dear Leader did like not the fact that the laws of economics clashed with communist dogma...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 13:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv65w3svrk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv642dvrus26</link><description>Will have to find extra strong polonium tea for thus guy. Hes too fat to be shoved out of a window.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 12:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv642dvrus26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv3bbzxits2t</link><description>Day 1659 of my 3 day war. One and a half million casualties. We control less of Ukraine now than we did 4 years ago.&#xA;&#xA;I remain a master strategist.</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 09:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3bbzxits2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mv2xm4pvuk2o</link><description>OTD in 1939 USSR sent congratulations to Nazi Germany for their conquest of Warsaw.&#xA;&#xA;Imagine today Russia being aligned with the German far right..</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 06:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2xm4pvuk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muzntu7hbc2u</link><description>Like the name. I think...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzntu7hbc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muzkyna7zc2u</link><description>Everyone else has their take on the “negotiations” so here&#39;s mine. It&#39;s a criminal conspiracy from which Donald is demanding a cut.  And why it won&#39;t end the war.&#xA;&#xA;https://darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/ukraine-war-negotiations-whats-mine</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 17:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzkyna7zc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muziacmfz224</link><description>Russia&#39;s constitution says that invading countries and taking their land is illegal. So we want Ukraine to change their constitution to say that Russia invading and taking their land, which is illegal, is legal.</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 16:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muziacmfz224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muyw3rgros2l</link><description>You should read what Chomsky wrote about it. He said &#34;the only morally and politically just resolution was the complete, immediate, and unilateral withdrawal of all U.S. troops and military matériel&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Ofc this does NOT apply to us in Ukraine. Cos when we do it it anti imperialism.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 11:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyw3rgros2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muyp6j3dkk2x</link><description>OTD in 2005 Nordstream 1 was signed. Not even our ongoing butchery of Chechens or future invasion &amp; occupation of Georgia would stop cheap gas.&#xA;&#xA;Except it wasn&#39;t cheap. You just thought it was.</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 09:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyp6j3dkk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muynug5xg22x</link><description>OTD in 1944 the first Nazi V2 rocket hit London. Used against civilians by a genocidal country that had lost on the battlefield, the hope was to terrorise a population into surrender.&#xA;&#xA;Imagine that happening today...</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 08:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muynug5xg22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muxc4x5rks24</link><description>An article on how pretending North Korea helping us doesn&#39;t matter was unwise.&#xA;&#xA;https://alexandrafilippenko.substack.com/p/the-ukraine-war-rewired-north-korea</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxc4x5rks24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mux6o7mkkk2y</link><description>In any other walk of life, representatives of a convicted felon meeting a man indicted for war crimes to discuss an invasion the UN has delcared illegal would be called a &#34;criminal conspiracy&#34;. &#xA;&#xA;Not &#34;peace negotiations&#34;.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 18:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux6o7mkkk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muwy6n3v5k2c</link><description>Good of Donald to share the results of his most recent cognitive test.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 16:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwy6n3v5k2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muwwbwuzys2w</link><description>For all his help in making them possible, one day I will name the site of one of our most famous atrocities in honor of Donald.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 16:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwwbwuzys2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muwbibaoys26</link><description>If this is true, the AfD are crapping barbed wire at the moment.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 10:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwbibaoys26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muvzurj2rc2y</link><description>OTD in 1978 Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov deliberately walked into a KGB umbrella that had been accidentally dipped in the poison ricin by Hunter Biden&#39;s laptop.&#xA;&#xA;Imagine us poisoning critics in this day and age...</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 07:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvzurj2rc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muvw3lo2ns22</link><description>These polls are just western plots to convince people an election should be decided by voters.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 06:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvw3lo2ns22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3muug3jibsc2f</link><description>This is not true. We promise that if Ukraine cedes all this territory to us, if soneone invaded them again, the only country they can ask for assistance from is us.&#xA;&#xA;No, really. This was in the April 2022 offer.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 16:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muug3jibsc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3mus64qhibk2c</link><description>You should stop calling Donald a Russian asset. He&#39;s not. He&#39;s something a lot worse.&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s time you got the terms right.&#xA;&#xA;https://darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donald-trump-is-not-a-russian-asset&#xA;https://darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/donald-trump-is-not-a-russian-asset?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=android&amp;r=8pllb7</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus64qhibk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3murzcvsdlk2z</link><description>There are 2 reasons we want Ukraine to cede territory:&#xA;1 We are so peaceful we are ofc willing let Ukraine surrender territory so we don&#39;t have to fight for it&#xA;&#xA;2 We can betray the deal by killing their soldiers while they&#39;re in the open pulling back, making the continued invasion that much easier</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 17:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3murzcvsdlk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3murdgvbzjc2l</link><description>You have to think @amnesty.org would react differently than they have to us were it Hamas calling for a truce so a peace envoy could visit Jerusalem and Netanyahu rejected it.&#xA;&#xA;And then attacked the part of gaza the envoy was supposed to arrive at meaning he couldn&#39;t go.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 11:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3murdgvbzjc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/darthputinkgb.bsky.social/post/3murd5ccd4k2l</link><description>Not that us attacking the airport they were supposed to land at has anything to do with it&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 10:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d2tt2ajbjq6aumjdde46adz3/app.bsky.feed.post/3murd5ccd4k2l</guid></item></channel></rss>