Project Manager / Client Solutions by day. Writer, Artist, nonchalant tour de force by night.https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3mm2fk4at5224If you’re a writer, write “I waited”without saying it. Mine: We were almost out the door, already late. Then the toddler insisted they put on their own shoes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2fk4at5224https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3mlylbjvekc22Everything Everywhere All at Once and Grogu [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlylbjvekc22https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3mlylbjvekc22Everything Everywhere All at Once and Grogu [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlylbjvekc22https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3ml4jmtdfrs2wI can finally give up my idea of doing a Forged in the Dark hack for Citizen Sleeper! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4jmtdfrs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3mkzpgzdkxc2tSlightly diminish a book Bystander in the Rye [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzpgzdkxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3mdgogcczuc25What's the most fantasy novel noun for a mundane object? I'll go first: Windbreaker27 Jan 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgogcczuc25https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3ma5ijpkc3k25I’m whatever age it is where it hurts to eat and drink anything no matter how often you go to the dentist17 Dec 2025 01:18 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma5ijpkc3k25https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3m7v6vlje4c2gIt’s a good knife out13 Dec 2025 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7v6vlje4c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3m7amgtb4is24Getting to the point where just need to turn the whole internet off.05 Dec 2025 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7amgtb4is24https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3m753r6ifek23One piece of business advice I give to everyone is to always keep a bag of marshmallows by your front door so you can just pop one or two of them bad boys into your mouth whenever you’re coming in or going out.04 Dec 2025 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m753r6ifek23https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3m2usqbnjls2yGreat news for famed Portland business, Mr. Plywood. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Oct 2025 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2usqbnjls2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lxfhwnzwi22fHamburger Helper implies the existence of Hamburger Hinder27 Aug 2025 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfhwnzwi22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lxcvr5eyis2aBy the time I’m done with all my physical therapy exercises, it’s time to go to bed.26 Aug 2025 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcvr5eyis2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3luq6bfnghc2aMy inner child wishes I could be sad about Hulk Hogan dying.24 Jul 2025 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3luq6bfnghc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lug4ui6dgs2m1. First #TTRPG you ever played - D&D 2e 2. First you ever ran - D&D 3e 3. Played the most - D&D 5e 4. Run the most - D&D 5e 5. Favorite - Blades in the Dark. 6. Most recently played - Vaesen 7. Most recently run - Daggerheart [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2025 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lug4ui6dgs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3ltp7azjwes2iI keep calling him cheeto but he keeps being president wtf I thought this would work11 Jul 2025 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltp7azjwes2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lsjswwxcnk2mParenting a toddler is one thing. But parenting toddler when you wear glasses is like parenting your middle school bully—stop taking my glasses my mom says they’re are expensive.26 Jun 2025 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjswwxcnk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lqvyep5lfs2mLook y’all. I’m 40. The Cheetos need to either be flamin’ or hot but not both.06 Jun 2025 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvyep5lfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lpxcgk2uoc2rBest Star Trek crew, wrong answers only. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpxcgk2uoc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lpsqklu77s2wCan’t believe I lost out on being the Grand Marshal of the Grand Floral parade to a fucking baby elephant.23 May 2025 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpsqklu77s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lpsqgyj2z22wI’m convinced that Joe Biden shouldn’t run for president in 202823 May 2025 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpsqgyj2z22whttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lnlan7iyqs2aJust chiming in to say I don’t like how things are going.24 Apr 2025 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlan7iyqs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lffibp6nik2iDo WinAmp visualizers count as screen time for kids?10 Jan 2025 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lffibp6nik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lf47avvcs22lNow that it’s about a week into January I can begin to admit I’m going though some little treat withdrawals06 Jan 2025 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf47avvcs22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lf3j5byt222xI wouldn’t wear jeans inside my own house if God was coming over06 Jan 2025 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf3j5byt222xhttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lefwppsdks2wWhen I got these glasses I wasn’t thinking about how the only time I am ever seen in public these days is at the Taco Bell drive through.29 Dec 2024 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lefwppsdks2whttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lcwcigr6gs24It’s insane that human beings invented ice cream and it’s not the only thing everyone ever talks about.10 Dec 2024 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwcigr6gs24https://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lbzz2lxodk2wThinking about starting one of those pubs where you just through peanut shells on the floor except it’s my kitchen and garlic skins.28 Nov 2024 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzz2lxodk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lbdrvfurzs2eI for one think Cruella will make an excellent Secretary of Dalmatian puppies.20 Nov 2024 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdrvfurzs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/campydraper.bsky.social/post/3lar7ks6ppc2kA moment of immense pride when your child finally figures out how to use a harmonica followed by the crushing HORROR that they now know how to use a harmonica and it will never stop.12 Nov 2024 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:d3no3e3c4t2ixaxp5tunikbs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lar7ks6ppc2k