It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix) Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shithttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mlwytwua6k24Gambling on your phone is the same thing as ordering McDonald's on Doordash: Get up and go to the place, you giant fucking loser16 May 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwytwua6k24https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mlr4kngfrs2rDundun Dun Duh-Dunnn Dundun Dun Duh-Dunnn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤖🔥🔥🔥🔥 Dundun Dun Duh-Dunnn Dundun Dun Duh-Dunnn https://www.youtube.com/live/TkaC0FpIVLs?si=OJZOGaCBay2P3tn-13 May 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr4kngfrs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mleachtdb22nMint on Card is tonight, and if you're in Southern California and you don't go, I can only assume it's because you have bad taste and terrible breath.08 May 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleachtdb22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3ml5lbvum5s2zHey, it's @maggiemaefish.bsky.social Day on JHCF! She's such an incredible talent, with incredible projects all over her timeline, including her upcoming short BLOW!, which you should learn more about! Patreon.com/jeffmay now, uncensored with bone-con! Free everywhere next week!06 May 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5lbvum5s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3ml2z2tkjnc2kQuote this with the Star Wars character you most relate to. I'll go first. #MayThe4thBeWithYou05 May 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2z2tkjnc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mkti6us53c2lThem: "Hi welcome to [Fast Food Restaurant], will you be using your app today." Me (smiling, cheerful): "Hi! I'd rather fuckin die! Anyways, *gives order*"02 May 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkti6us53c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mksuokl3ss2wNew month, new batch of minute rips over on the Jeff Has Cool Cards channel! Come watch and hang and also subscribe because I'm nice and you want to do me a solid! https://youtube.com/shorts/vGDgNcarn5A?si=Ljqoih6Y2ukSEKFP01 May 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksuokl3ss2whttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mko5drrjz22yHey, @startthemachine.bsky.social and I started covering Gotham (😕) and we made our first episode free, AND we got @thelogantrent.bsky.social to join us! Just type "Tom and Jeff Watch Batman" into like, any search bar and enjoy the insanity.29 Apr 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko5drrjz22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mkhbbvtbjc2vTrump: "My 'Not involved in human trafficking' interview has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my interview."27 Apr 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkhbbvtbjc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mkg6kyiouk2gI hope the next President isn't addicted to staging fake assassination attempt, this shit is getting exhausting.26 Apr 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg6kyiouk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mkca337wm22dAbout to become a fucking PROBLEM at karaoke25 Apr 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkca337wm22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjuc5merq224When I plug something in and I see little sparks in the outlet https://media.tenor.com/rQ5vMKi853MAAAAC/you-know-im-something-of-a-scientist.gif?hh=334&ww=49819 Apr 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjuc5merq224https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjtehqyhpc2lAlmost midnight on a Saturday? Time to watch another YouTube video about the Mariana Trench and get freaked the fuck out.19 Apr 2026 06:51 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtehqyhpc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjn4vmqqos2vAm I about to sponsor the music kids from the Middle School I worked at with my pretty NSFW podcast???16 Apr 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjn4vmqqos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjmrxnkacs2zMe: *gets a single drop of water on my phone* My phone: "DID YOU SAY FACETIME YOUR EX? NO PROBLEM YOU GOT IT BOSS!"16 Apr 2026 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmrxnkacs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjkot7gh7s2jI'm opening fucking GARFIELD cards today at 4pm Pacific. You should watch it and hang out! https://www.youtube.com/live/2ptSglu-E5o?si=_r1N4PhTaCkOf8xE15 Apr 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkot7gh7s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjgqfb5krc2xGonna do The Sunscreen Song at karaoke14 Apr 2026 06:19 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgqfb5krc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mjdau3jgvs2xMy girlfriend just mixed up Evel Knievel and Obi Wan Kenobi, and I've never enjoyed NOT correcting someone more.12 Apr 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdau3jgvs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3migyptd4yc22Opening these overpriced Batman TAS cards this afternoon on I Must Break You! 4pm Pacific, you should watch and hang out because if you don't I'll be sad! https://www.youtube.com/live/JXbKeK5j8hM?si=nMzHJtaBWF5D3_GZ01 Apr 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3migyptd4yc22https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3micgclld7s2sThis might be the most stacked Mailbag I'll ever stream. Today (Monday, as this is a makeup stream) at 4pm Pacific! Come hang and be cool! https://www.youtube.com/live/p-YNJ3ZGukM?si=F3VpOWVmb5JeYp4o30 Mar 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3micgclld7s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mhvnxedfc22bThree GUARANTEED Star Trek autographs on today's I Must Break You! Come watch at 4pm Pacific! It'll be fun! https://www.youtube.com/live/dFscSaXUdeo?si=CvSsxnNGvM7CiDJs25 Mar 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvnxedfc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mhubikblx22pDid we ever get a scene in The Bear where that main guy goes to the gym and blasts the shit out of his biceps? No way you get pipes like that by just cutting raddichio and swearing. He's always just running around and smoking.25 Mar 2026 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhubikblx22phttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mhtid5o2ms22Folks, the incredible @atifmyers.bsky.social episode of Jeff Has Cool Friends is up on my Patreon, and it's one of the geekiest dorkfests in the shows history. It rules. Go listen to it! https://www.patreon.com/posts/153802975?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=android_share24 Mar 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtid5o2ms22https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mhqrhkd5i22pCaptain Jean-Luc Picardio23 Mar 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqrhkd5i22p