It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix) Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shithttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3munqc26m6k2tWanting schoolchildren to have access to A.I. is a full-on admission that you want children to become nothing more than stupid drones.04 Sep 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3munqc26m6k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mulbydx7os2jTikTok just sent me an email saying that my ex is a person I might want to follow and it's like, yeah I'm good. I already know how to steal money from me and talk shit about my friends behind their backs03 Sep 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulbydx7os2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mukqhysjkc2sOpening a crowd favorite hobby box today on IMBY, today (Wednesday) at 4PM Pacific! Come watch and hang and let's see if I can pull another Brie Larson auto! https://www.youtube.com/live/zGhm1C_NaWQ?is=fZSQi8NWzYPJHbbk02 Sep 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukqhysjkc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3muibmdd2hk2sThe next Mint on Card is on 9/11. There's no couth way to say "I hope you won't forget the date" so just like, you know...come. Featuring @ellorysmith.bsky.social, @nickvatterott.bsky.social, and a bunch of brilliant comics who aren't on Bluesky! As always, no cover and the best night in Burbank!01 Sep 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3muibmdd2hk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mufy3c3gfc24Today's Minute Rip on the JHCC channel is a doozy, as I opened a COLLECTORS BOOSTER of Magic the Gathering Edge of Eternities! Watch it! https://youtube.com/shorts/TVzcH3OqM-U?is=iiaQd6JsriS9L_A531 Aug 2026 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufy3c3gfc24https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mufhlnppl22yMe explaining the publishing history of GI Joe comics over the past 40 years. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufhlnppl22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3muafnh2c422oI don't even know why R&D exists anymore, tbh29 Aug 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3muafnh2c422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mu3fbbx6fk24The latest episode of Jeff Has Cool Friends features accidental crafting influencer/my former student Emy Lacroix Halle. It's an insanely unique show, so I implore you give it a listen. Patreon.com/jeffmay now, free everywhere in a week!27 Aug 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3fbbx6fk24https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mtypisc4mk2wBetween Dolly and Tim Curry, please reach out to your nearest theater kid, they're having the worst fucking week.26 Aug 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypisc4mk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mtrldcw7gs2rIt's crazy that we get to live through both the decline of America AND experience Dr. Pepper at the same time. Kind of a "Lord giveth/Lord taketh away" scenario.23 Aug 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrldcw7gs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mtpz5b3idc2rImagine getting Olive Garden delivered?23 Aug 2026 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpz5b3idc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mthkzxwh5s2uOpening Star Trek Voyager cards this afternoon at 4pm Pacific! Come hang! https://www.youtube.com/live/JdjvtAZu7fQ?is=z9z8rBV4Zm-HQBVD19 Aug 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthkzxwh5s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mtcecwhiwk2oIf it helps, I DO believe that your child is starting that grade, and the time hasn't gone by quickly whatsoever.17 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcecwhiwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mtao2k6gr222My girlfriend just gave me yesterday's creamed spinach, served ICE COLD. Can you divorce a person you're not married to?17 Aug 2026 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtao2k6gr222https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mt62ld6qgk23Honestly, this is such a dumb take, it's getting exhausting. The Punisher doesn't "hate" cops. He hates criminals. He kills them, actually, because he's a libertarian revenge fantasy rooted in 70's exploitation. Occasionally a corrupt cop would show up and he'd deal with them. He's also not real.16 Aug 2026 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt62ld6qgk23https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msye6hau3k2mHappy Left Hander's Day to everyone else who has to kindly explain that yes, they DO need this specific seat in the booth.13 Aug 2026 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msye6hau3k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mswi66saec2fMint on Card is this Friday in Burbank! This lineup is insane, there's no cover charge, the Super Bowl Sushi truck will be outside, there's no cover charge, we give away a bunch of cool stuff, and it's in a friggin toy store. Come to this, don't be a fool!13 Aug 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswi66saec2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msvuerwuqk27Bruce Lee cards at 4pm Pacific today (Wednesday) on IMBY! https://www.youtube.com/live/k8zdIsQi38Q?is=LMRXLag7vbk92Z5I12 Aug 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvuerwuqk27https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msu7vm4ddk2iIn retrospect, it's really funny that we thought the internet was gonna help dumb people be smarter, but instead they stayed just as dumb but became convinced they were smarter, and it destroyed everything.12 Aug 2026 03:48 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msu7vm4ddk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msliawu77k2uMe overhearing someone refer to Magic the Gathering as "Kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh" at the Star Trek Convention https://static.klipy.com/ii/2711dd8a75a85be822d136ec94899b3f/c9/a8/hOh345oP.gif?hh=278&ww=498&mp4=LeTAtMzmFg458&webm=Rb8MkbyqIYRFQjFgMotJ08 Aug 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msliawu77k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msk2fphjps22Bell Biv DeVoltron08 Aug 2026 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msk2fphjps22https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3msbraij7xs2eMe watching my mom see a Hindu woman with a bindhi, praying she doesn't engage and say the most accidentally offensive shit you could imagine. https://static.klipy.com/ii/ce286d05b8e1a47cd4f32b0e1b6dec0e/96/2a/Nkwn6ik3.gif?hh=371&ww=498&mp4=K4UnSZXt&webm=ibpBFdm904 Aug 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbraij7xs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3ms7mesx3os24LA thrift stores are so special03 Aug 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7mesx3os24https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3ms6wd53ofk24It's true! My mom has brought me insane luck on these early August Minute Rips! [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Aug 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6wd53ofk24https://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mrzwwiffac2mWelp, I did it. I recorded a podcast with my mom, and it's maybe my favorite thing I've ever done? Listen to it! https://www.patreon.com/posts/165437626?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=android_share01 Aug 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzwwiffac2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/heytherejeffro.bsky.social/post/3mrxhykag5223My mom made me take her to the Sprouts that her friend goes to, strictly so she has a frame of reference during their old lady conversations.31 Jul 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:d3osevc5omifrwzwd3w6eaum/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxhykag5223