Damn fool cartoon man of diminishing interest. Only reads Hobo Joe Comics. Worthing, UKhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mqtncnhpmc26Wouldn't it be terrible if the Argentina squad fell victim to the cyclospora outbreak, shat themselves throughout a dismal World Cup final defeat, and never got the Falklands back?17 Jul 2026 11:25 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtncnhpmc26https://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mqqzmngme22bIt's going to be interesting to have a British Prime Minister who is a Scouser. Primarily so we can finally judge whether or not Margaret Thatcher's famously incendiary "rivers of scallies" speech was correct or, as many suggested, was just scaremongering.16 Jul 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqqzmngme22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mqoqev6y7k2b20 years ago today I broke my neck. If you had told me then that on the corresponding day in 2026 I'd be almost infinitely more fucked than I was then, I'd probably have believed you. Because that's how unlucky I am and how shitty my life is.15 Jul 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqoqev6y7k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mqcgoaykyk2gIt's her kids I feel sorry for10 Jul 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcgoaykyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mqccjknm4c2oIf a penalty shootout in the World Cup gets to a score of 10-10, the result of the tie is determined by a cum-drinking contest10 Jul 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqccjknm4c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3ml23awerhk2wWell, it finally happened. I got my liver transplant. Here are some nuggets for in case you ever need one. It sucks before. It sucks afterwards, but in a more open and expansive way. Look after your liver because it isn't worth this bullshit. And don't ever ask me for any help or advice.04 May 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml23awerhk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mju7mth3vs2aMy favourite snooker player is Whoever Is Playing Ali Carter19 Apr 2026 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mju7mth3vs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mjaup7nahs27What do I get11 Apr 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjaup7nahs27https://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mi5h2bjsmk24Bouquet Garni up the arse and it's thyme for a wank28 Mar 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5h2bjsmk24https://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbf5eupydk2wI'd like to know where you got the notion to rock the boat01 Jan 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbf5eupydk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbw7p3ljj22eDon Bradman was a lousy cricketer, couldn't even bat08 Jan 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbw7p3ljj22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbreym6mhk2lI'd like it known that my interest in and tolerance of extreme left wing politics is identical to my interest in and tolerance of extreme right wing politics, i.e. zero. So everyone just knock it off, there's a love.06 Jan 2026 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbreym6mhk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbre7ay2n22rWithin a 6 hour period this morning I had both forgotten about Dre *and* been fooled by the rocks J.Lo had got. Unbelievable.06 Jan 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbre7ay2n22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbhi2p3y422qBreakbeat hardcore was the music of my life, its the only new thing that emerged during ny lifetime that truly blew my mind02 Jan 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbhi2p3y422qhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbhejipjwk2jCor my crabs and piles02 Jan 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbhejipjwk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbfdqyblxc26I'm listening to Don't Leave Me This Way by Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes. 50 years old this year. The Communards' version is 40 years old this year. Both are fresh to death.01 Jan 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfdqyblxc26https://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbfboyr4kc2eIn de pines In de pines01 Jan 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfboyr4kc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbf5eupydk2wI'd like to know where you got the notion to rock the boat01 Jan 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbf5eupydk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbezmzvwq22oThis year I'm going to learn how to play the Amen Break on my nutsack01 Jan 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbezmzvwq22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mbciubmlz22aI've had a relentlessly awful year, but I remain unbroken and unbowed enough to wish everybody - particularly me - a happy and healthy 2026.31 Dec 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbciubmlz22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb7us6arvc2iWorthing are playing Dorking tonight, winner gets the giant metal chicken from the roundabout for their town. Plus three delicious league points.30 Dec 2025 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb7us6arvc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb7p7mc63s2eIt's time to eat ribs. Ribs o'clock.30 Dec 2025 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb7p7mc63s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb3d6q4qqk2vI'm going to have one of your livers28 Dec 2025 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb3d6q4qqk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb2vui6jz227Greatness is bestowed on some fish but not others. Sorry, ichthyophiles. But being a fish is a meritocracy.28 Dec 2025 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb2vui6jz227https://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb2uzgomi22z🐢28 Dec 2025 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb2uzgomi22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mb27mtxmyc2sBert Harris doesn't live here any more28 Dec 2025 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb27mtxmyc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/dotmund.bsky.social/post/3mayqt7dmlc23I only watch things about hounds now27 Dec 2025 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:d425pc2nzz7jernro2drds23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mayqt7dmlc23