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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I design and produce exhibits and displays for the heritage sector, realise artist&#39;s concepts in 3D using tech/superglue and fix things too precious to throw away</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social</link><title>@bartles.bsky.social - Mr.Bit</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3mjx4bw7g7227</link><description>Folks, is there a name for the tone of the voiceovers on #bbc6music? Whoever does them kind of shrieks/belches out every word with a smug falling pitch like a bully pushing you over in the mud and sneerily saying &#34;So there&#34;, with a hint of feminine hygiene ad chirpiness. 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They should be sued merely for taking payment to push this s**t on their platform!</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2026 23:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcb65b3ns22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lyaresohyk26</link><description>When &#34;Come fight a war we politicians could have prevented had we the balls &amp; courage to regulate the tech bros, tax billionaires, asset rich &amp; tax dodging mega-corps to boost wages, education &amp; foreign aid. Thanks - we&#39;ll be in the bunker if you need us.&#34; is too many words to fit on a poster.</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2025 13:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyaresohyk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lwf6gsvny22b</link><description>Yup</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2025 20:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwf6gsvny22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lvvfvqjg6c2h</link><description>So last week some kiddies stole the bike I&#39;d owned 8 years from my locked garage, pushed it ½ a mile using another bike, then torched it.&#xA;&#xA;I&#39;ve thought of a dozen ways to secure my next bike should someone try to TWOC it, all of which would get me arrested for causing actual bodily harm.</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2025 13:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvvfvqjg6c2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lvtloyzky22p</link><description>Moonrise over la Brenne</description><pubDate>07 Aug 2025 20:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtloyzky22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lvpxwsnmqc2f</link><description>Turns out my grandma dated Cary Grant.</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2025 10:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvpxwsnmqc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3luzgaydxcs2v</link><description>Feeling so British right now I could almost wave a pint, vote for Nigel Farage, hand over public assets to transnation corporations to loot and make no comment as I watch an immigration centre burn and British made armaments obliterate children while eating chips and curry sauce.</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2025 10:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3luzgaydxcs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3luntppq3fs2t</link><description>While I struggle to think of another Black Sabbath track other than the &#39;Finished with my woman...&#39; one l&#39;m in flux about quite why many rock stars are put on a pedestal for just being good at their job.</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2025 20:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3luntppq3fs2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lpzlp3ztik2l</link><description>Much fun trundling on the Distinguished Gentleman&#39;s Ride London last week. The old timer didn&#39;t enjoy static traffic and had to have a few sleeps on the way round but he is 90 next year. £577 raised - thanks everybody.&#xA;&#xA;#dgr2025 #dgrlondon #bikeshedmcc #czmoto</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzlp3ztik2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lor3fx7evs22</link><description>I&#39;m taking part in the 2025 Distinguished Gentleman&#39;s Ride on Sunday 18th May in central London! If you sponsor me, I &amp; many thousands of bikers across the world will love you for doing so &amp; give you free rides to anywhere**&#xA;gfolk.me/IanBartlett&#xA;&#xA;**not actually be true&#xA;&#xA;#distinguishedgentlemansride</description><pubDate>09 May 2025 18:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lor3fx7evs22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3loguvh2kek2y</link><description>I&#39;ve still not got around to setting up a film production company purely so I can have an extended animated sequence of something underwhelming and of opaque meaning just to annoy people for 45 secs or more at the beginning of a Netflix movie which probably isn&#39;t worth watching… but I&#39;ll get to it.</description><pubDate>05 May 2025 17:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3loguvh2kek2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lnurxcyta22p</link><description>Today I&#39;m issuing an executive order to initiate a system whereby anyone sending SMSs or emails or telephone calls pays a £0.02 charge to the recipient&#39;s country&#39;s internal revenue service. 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He&#39;ll kill us all but at least you got your ice cream.</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2025 21:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnt7bty5ns2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lne2s2qp3c2w</link><description>Where the fück do I sign up to tell YouTube that I HAVEN&#39;T OWNED A CAR FOR 14 YEARS SO I DON&#39;T NEED TO SEE 500 ADS FOR CAR FINANCE MISSELLING CLAIMS EVERY FNACKING HOUR?</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2025 21:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne2s2qp3c2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3ln6tonhmh22x</link><description>Is anyone keeping a list of all the federal officials and officers &#34;just obeying orders&#34;? If you have ethical boundaries you could just quit you know? Oh.... I get it now.</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2025 19:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6tonhmh22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3ln3kn7ziq22l</link><description>Parents thinking &#34;I&#39;ve still got it&#34;:&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2025 11:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln3kn7ziq22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3ln3kkrjd3c2l</link><description>Careful mate, might be a bit hot.</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2025 11:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln3kkrjd3c2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmnt5tokbc22</link><description>I tried to watch G20 but the idea of a US president being a hero is a movie trope that will never play again. Murca - you&#39;ve been eating your own sh*t for so long that you&#39;re blind to it.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 00:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnt5tokbc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmd46gafss2v</link><description>Here&#39;s an idea - keep the 250 staff and ditch the chancellor! I bet the place will still run.&#xA;https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g37ynkd22o.amp</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 18:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmd46gafss2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmcvwcrnbs2v</link><description>The turnstile thing on @quietriotpod.bsky.social - clearly based on The Matrix</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 16:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcvwcrnbs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmcrt6cjrs2v</link><description>Here&#39;s an idea - let&#39;s talk about Trump every day for the next four years.</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 15:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcrt6cjrs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmcjc4532s27</link><description>Trump will end up hiding in Russia.</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 12:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcjc4532s27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lmbpja7q4k2a</link><description>At last....&#xA;monnet.social&#xA;https://monnet.social</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2025 05:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmbpja7q4k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3lm6e4qkt622t</link><description>Feck these endless ducking gambling ads that have to remind you how much gambling can fluck up your life.</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 21:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm6e4qkt622t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3llyq7gdz6k2f</link><description>Interesting thought: in violating the US constitution on many fronts Trump has nullified the limited powers granted him by the very constitution he no longer abides by. So kick him the fuck out.</description><pubDate>04 Apr 2025 15:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3llyq7gdz6k2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3llwoghvfmc2e</link><description>First they came for those with traffic violations but I did not protest because I had no traf... oh wait...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Apr 2025 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d5enbrya2iwv26rwaa3h22vv/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwoghvfmc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bartles.bsky.social/post/3llu3cyyiks2g</link><description>Bit of a shock to realise I&#39;ve been a tad Orpheusy after listening to the beautiful @sturdyalex.bsky.social and the #Podessey podcast. I&#39;m not now though - just miserably lonely. I blame the parents. 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