If he had held in check these forces within him, had conquered himself, for a while, he wasn’t going to be able to do it for very long. But he had done it long enough.https://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msvidfsjd226@puddleofbot.bsky.social12 Aug 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvidfsjd226https://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstvtsm5tc2vIm a lapsed gothlic12 Aug 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstvtsm5tc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstv3ve3o22v12 Aug 2026 00:35 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstv3ve3o22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstndnswys2cThey won’t let us do Benadryl margarita so every margarita is served with a souvenir empty cup with a Benadryl rim11 Aug 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstndnswys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstn4eigc22c11 Aug 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstn4eigc22chttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstmxqqhek2cYeah I love woke 2….. woke 2 up and started screaming so had to take some Demerol and benadryls to return to my slumber11 Aug 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstmxqqhek2chttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstmeiezxc2cBirthdays was the worst days Now explosive diarrhea 46 states11 Aug 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstmeiezxc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstm45d57c2vFood critic pausing for 30 seconds to think then typing the word tasty11 Aug 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstm45d57c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstlw6qfzk24Started from the bottom now the whole phone kompromat11 Aug 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstlw6qfzk24https://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msthawkbpk2iYou’ll sleep easy knowing that all our stickers are made by a leftist sticker company11 Aug 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msthawkbpk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstgtj5oik2iMy mom always told me I was the product of a bene gesserit breeding program to make a white boy like spicy food but it turns out I’m bog standard11 Aug 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstgtj5oik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstgatpyuk2iWent into the woods and I saw a deer and a horse kicking each other in the head and then I returned to the city and I watched a man burn another man to stay warm11 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstgatpyuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mstbrxwu3c2iCalling every fat bald guy I see stav and asking him how to eat pussy11 Aug 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbrxwu3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mst4cdye2c2vI wrote my dissertation on whether or not the trains actually did run on time. Unfortunately the answer was pretty much yep. My advisors and I were all really hoping it was going to go the other way11 Aug 2026 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst4cdye2c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3mst3l6vwps2iEveryone with a car should be executed by a firing squad11 Aug 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mst3l6vwps2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msrlfylku22iI can’t wait to enter the consequence zone unlike my countrymen who cannot abide it11 Aug 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrlfylku22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msrkytzrgs2iPeople say there’s no third spaces in America but what about flying through the air in between getting hit by an e scooter and getting ground into the pavement by the tires of a Lyft11 Aug 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrkytzrgs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msrkuwfouc2iConsequences 🔜11 Aug 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrkuwfouc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msrgapzdqc2nHey siri do white women jave sorrows11 Aug 2026 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrgapzdqc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msr7n4sqvc26American war rug10 Aug 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msr7n4sqvc26https://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqot7vodk23Every time I hit post I think to myself this is the one that changes my life for good10 Aug 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqot7vodk23https://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqok3l2ok2tSpiraling laterally10 Aug 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqok3l2ok2thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqoipbggc2tTried to automate my dopamine rig earlier this week so I would have more time for spiraling but it didn’t really work10 Aug 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqoipbggc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqobnk4w22tMaster and commander except instead of all men it’s all women and instead of a ship during the napoleonic wars it’s rutland vt during peak opioid crisis10 Aug 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqobnk4w22thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqnudceb22tWhen i was a man of the world i knew so many pill dealers10 Aug 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqnudceb22thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqnmlpkxk2tThink of my ig account like the aleph for my brand10 Aug 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqnmlpkxk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqnk3wrj22tHey siri why doesn’t weed get me high anymore10 Aug 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqnk3wrj22thttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqmonejb22nEasy rider ‘we blew it’ scene except it’s trump administration officials instead of hippies around the campfire10 Aug 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqmonejb22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/puddleofbrain.bsky.social/post/3msqmdpyjik2fhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGz2DTEpj1o&start_radio=1&pp=QAFIAg%3D%3D10 Aug 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:d5vcfslnbof6iscg6bkioloa/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqmdpyjik2f