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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Piping off hot cakes</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social</link><title>@cannymcalreetson.bsky.social - Canny McAlreetson</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mwm5lcnpkk24</link><description>Or Jellycat vouchers&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Sep 2026 20:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwm5lcnpkk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mwm55s2ads24</link><description>&#34;It will be a Hungary corner kick&#34;, that&#39;s the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch. &#xA;&#xA;#UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. 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Daft 2ft fuck all tit.</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 19:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvds4c6dms25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mvdrwnmlwk25</link><description>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-attended-sinn-fein-fundraiser-months-before-ira-attacked-london-a6767601.html</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 19:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdrwnmlwk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mv6ux3mma22z</link><description>#WalledGarden</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ux3mma22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mv4cgthias24</link><description>Do you have a football banning order and like getting tossed off by other like minded individuals? Well, these are the #jerkbuds for you&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 19:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4cgthias24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3muws2voc3c2x</link><description>How hard is it to say, &#34;They&#39;re not like the average honest, hard-working British person&#34;? Soft on crime. #burnham&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 15:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3muws2voc3c2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3muwl5ecs6c2u</link><description>It&#39;s so realistic it even has tiny genitals.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 13:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwl5ecs6c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mtabwbaqrs2m</link><description>Always hard to predict these things, but it&#39;s a high 40s low 60s range for Jaissle being nowt more than a stooge, a Joe Kinnear, a fall guy for shiteness. #nufc&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 22:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtabwbaqrs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mtabugfk3k2m</link><description>Glaring as a default position with the media? Hmmm. That&#39;s the textbook behaviour of a #stoogemanager #nufc And going by classic stooge manager behavioural theory, the hope is for a sale. &#34;Here are some young lads, look at the potential of that, the fanbase, etc, PLS BUY OUR PROBLEM!&#34; #PiF</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 22:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtabugfk3k2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mslww55woc2h</link><description>That was superb #nufc</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 20:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslww55woc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mslwngzk6c2h</link><description>Valencia, sadly, is just shithousing. Ban them from oxygen, youth team included. #nufc #valencia #thehague</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 20:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslwngzk6c2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mslwjas6ys2h</link><description>Bamba looks fucking class #nufc</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 20:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslwjas6ys2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3msbolfyzc226</link><description>&#34;I wouldn&#39;t know about that, mostly because I am thoroughly rat arsed, but all the same.&#34;, said a fellow cricketer. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgljg1ezyr9o</description><pubDate>04 Aug 2026 18:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbolfyzc226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mruzlcs7xc2k</link><description>It&#39;s Salt BAE without the glasses ffs #nufc&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2026 18:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruzlcs7xc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mruzdjv64k2k</link><description>Fuck it, just bring back Pards and sell the fucking club you utter bastards, I want to be entertained again. #PiF #nufc&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2026 17:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruzdjv64k2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cannymcalreetson.bsky.social/post/3mruyjicn5s2k</link><description>Just suck off #PiF without question. Here is your Maga-looking boy, he has done actual fuck all. Fuck the fuck off.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Jul 2026 17:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d74kzfmar52txzxuufk4bnta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruyjicn5s2k</guid></item></channel></rss>