<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Sunrise, Parabellum&#xA;He/Him&#xA;Western WI</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social</link><title>@catsculptor.bsky.social - Cycling Mafioso</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvqkqyzn5s26</link><description>It&#39;s so bizarre every time Hasan comes up in the Discourse, because it&#39;s always a bunch of libs being as performatively outraged as possible at a version of him that does not exist while also seemingly trying to one-up each other in declaring how little they know about him</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 21:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqkqyzn5s26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvqfs2qbus2w</link><description>i&#39;m so very tired&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 19:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqfs2qbus2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvq6qx7gqk26</link><description>lord help me I have to have a phone call with a city inspector for work today</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 17:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq6qx7gqk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvpxlpupwk2d</link><description>Feel like pure shit, just want him back&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 15:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpxlpupwk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvpxgakwb22d</link><description>A good guiding principle in life is to avoid doing or saying anything that a character in Dune would do or say&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpxgakwb22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvpurwwzys2d</link><description>This is anti-adventurer discrimination and you will be hearing from my guildmaster!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 14:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpurwwzys2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvpsrngik22d</link><description>Yeah Rona, yeah&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpsrngik22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvndiwx5kc27</link><description>lol, owned&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 14:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvndiwx5kc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvnbumppic27</link><description>Found a 2016 e-golf a couple hours away with 61k miles for around $10k. I&#39;m tempted, considering gas prices probably aren&#39;t going down any time soon.</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 13:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnbumppic27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvlzqybcdc2s</link><description>imagine how much better life would be if AVGN really was the angriest gamer we&#39;d ever heard, if he was the ceiling of gamer rage</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 01:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlzqybcdc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvljrndxes22</link><description>knots&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 21:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvljrndxes22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvliapcnfk27</link><description>kash patel reminds me of the sort of guy who gets really handsy with his girlfriend while she&#39;s paying at the gas station checkout</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 20:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvliapcnfk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvl7fevqdc2j</link><description>Joseph Smith (1833):&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 18:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl7fevqdc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvl6337pl225</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 17:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl6337pl225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvkxl6iqr224</link><description>Maybe once all this is over we can finally learn why the hell Pokemon Scarlet and Violet had an ed sheeran song for the end credits</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 15:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkxl6iqr224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvkx443tcs24</link><description>Rona allowed herself precisely one (1) moment of whimsical imagination&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 15:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkx443tcs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvktrhbksc2p</link><description>I need someone to press him on this, I demand numbers, what percentage of FBI applicants are being rejected because they were &#34;Forced to commit beastiality&#34;?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 14:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvktrhbksc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvksjxrtek2p</link><description>When it&#39;s 2am and you&#39;re on the verge of blacking out and through the haze you hear someone say they&#39;re ordering mcdonalds&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 14:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvksjxrtek2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvkpui67s22h</link><description>It&#39;s 2026, liberals are relitigating 2016 and blaming &#34;Bernie bros&#34; for Hillary losing&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s 2020, liberals are relitigating 2016 and blaming &#34;Bernie bros&#34; for Hillary losing&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s 2016, liberals are relitigating 2016 and blaming &#34;Bernie bros&#34; for Hillary losing</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 13:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkpui67s22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvivphmu3c2q</link><description> Beyond juiceless. Negative juice. Juice debt.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 20:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvivphmu3c2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvitqigcqk2q</link><description>WRONG!!!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 19:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvitqigcqk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3m3d6c3yzac2t</link><description>Stigmata handjob</description><pubDate>16 Oct 2025 16:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3d6c3yzac2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/catsculptor.bsky.social/post/3mvioxbedfc2q</link><description>peepee-poopoo&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 18:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:d7esihmr5ea5zx43kvluaevg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvioxbedfc2q</guid></item></channel></rss>