@mutantblooded.bsky.social - 🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓.

13 Apr 2026 20:53 +0000

SHUT THE FUCK UP, STRIDER.

13 Apr 2026 20:51 +0000

// I always miss this Homestuck OC I made like 2 years ago.

13 Apr 2026 20:16 +0000

YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE THINKPAN HAS DRIFTED OFF TO THE PERVERSE SIDE OF THINGS, DAVE. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WEIRDLY SATURATED HUMAN STUMP GRIPPERS AWAY FROM ME. THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS! I WILL NOT LET YOU INFLUENCE MY WORDS. YOU'RE THE PERVERT.

13 Apr 2026 20:05 +0000

I'M NOT PUMPING HOOFBEASTS, DAVE. YOU'RE SICK.

13 Apr 2026 19:43 +0000

I'D LIKE TO FEEL... FEEL... NEVERMIND.

13 Apr 2026 14:06 +0000

IT'S EGBERT'S HATCHING DAY AND I GUESS IT WOULD BE IMPORTANT TO. FOR ONE DAY, I MEAN. HONOR HIS EXISTENCE. SINCE USUALLY I'D RATHER IGNORE HIM ANY OTHER DAY. SO I AM EXTENDING THE PROVERBIAL OLIVE BRANCH. BROTHER TO BROTHER AND WISHING HIM A INNOCENTLY UNEVENTFUL DAY OF HUMAN BIRTH.

13 Apr 2026 13:49 +0000

WELL. FUCK.

28 Oct 2025 10:50 +0000

[ Every breath you tried to pull into your lungs was lost to the sensation of him. The press of his mouth on yours, the urgent grip of his hands drawing you closer, and the heat of his body only spiked the rise of your own -- It was dizzying, it was 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 as it were messy & spontaneous. ] + [contains quote post or other embedded content]

27 Oct 2025 04:47 +0000

[ There comes a hear arising in your body -- burning and not entirely unfamiliar, yet new all the same. It starts at your lips where they stay molded over Dave's own, and spreads like wildfire, igniting your very senses. He's so close now, closer than he's ever been. ] ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

14 Sep 2025 19:33 +0000

[ You couldn't be worse at this, but how could you be expected to dive headfirst into a romantic embrace when you've only ever seen this scene play out in the films. Was it always this awkward? Still, you indulge in the moment, lost in it when his hands reach your face. ] ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

06 Sep 2025 16:03 +0000

[ It's neither graceful nor the perfectly romantic gesture as seen in your awful movies, but it's real. It's you — it's both of you. You shudder once in his hold, your lips flush against Dave's own in a matter that's far too clumsy as though your inexperience shines through it all. ] ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

06 Sep 2025 02:12 +0000

I HATE THIS MAN.

06 Sep 2025 02:03 +0000

WHAT IF I DECIDED TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY TO BLOW UP AND SPARE MYSELF FROM HAVING TO BEAR WITNESS ANOTHER MOMENT TO THIS WORLD AND THE SO CALLED "PEOPLE" WHO INHABIT IT. NATURAL SELECTION WAS APPARENTLY NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH.

04 Sep 2025 10:13 +0000

[ Oh, god. Oh, god it's happening — He's coming closer and it's happening. You feel like your blood pusher is seconds from failing, but you are not about to pass away and ruin this. A second time. ] [ Shades moved from his eyes, you know this is disgustingly serious and you NEED it to be. ] ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

04 Sep 2025 04:26 +0000

[ The way your face flushes is something you'd relate to one of the strange animated troll girls in those shows Nepeta would watch, generally full of brain-rotting romance that didn't even hold a flame to your movie masterpieces. Like 50 First Dates. A classic. ] > Karkat: Focus. ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

04 Sep 2025 03:47 +0000

[ The way in which this man radiated idiocy was something that needed to be studied in a lab, you're certain it reached groundbreaking levels of an astronomical degree. ] > Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices. > Stop contemplating. ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

04 Sep 2025 03:30 +0000

// PUKES!!! sorry I was mildly homophobic towards Dave <3

03 Sep 2025 10:53 +0000

// excited clapping! Spooky made Gamzee, if we weren't married already — we would be. But this time I'm down on BOTH KNEES

03 Sep 2025 01:38 +0000

> Karkat: Stop thinking about Dave. [ In your attempt to silence your Strider filled thoughts, you think about him even more. God damn it, Karkat we just told you to STOP thinking about this guy. Stop it! Stop doing that this instant! You're doing it MORE! ] > Karkat: Pine like a moron.

02 Sep 2025 22:34 +0000

[ You're focused on him, your eyes glimmering in the light — you look positively stupid in the moment and like a loser wannabe mangaka's dream boy — We won't mention him. ] DO I- [ You're anticipating, watching him intently as if he's going to say something — something important. ] ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Sep 2025 22:30 +0000

// i neeed to redo my account layout cause I hate it. I rushed it so I could harass spooky

02 Sep 2025 10:46 +0000

[ You sense the awkward tension around you and you know it's got every bit to do with the fact the two of you had almost crossed the lines of friendship and ventured into something far different. Something you didn't quite understand just yet. ] > Karkat: Dry your face. ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Sep 2025 05:10 +0000

// on that note its bed time !

02 Sep 2025 05:10 +0000

I HATE THAT FUCKING LOSER. > Said with barely controlled lust.

02 Sep 2025 05:06 +0000

> Karkat: Get dragged. [ You relinquish the remnants of your digity, or rather whatever could be scavenged if anything at all. Over the course of sweeps since your wiggling day you hadn't help much dignity anyway. ] YEAH. YOU ARE *SO* RIGHT, DAVE. WHAT AN UNFATHOMABLE CONSEQUENCE. ++ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Sep 2025 04:54 +0000

// for years ive been saying haa haa hee hee hoo hoo especially when I do smthn bad. But no one. No one has caught on to my whimsy.

02 Sep 2025 04:29 +0000

// I hate my layout and plan to redo it entirely. In a few sweeps