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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Film critic. Writer. Infrequent video game player. Cat collector. Lover of all things Godzilla, Ultraman, and Dragon Ball.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social</link><title>@88teeth.bsky.social - Chris Sawin</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mtub6cmvus2w</link><description>Half Past Dead hits #Tubi on August 25. See it for Steven Seagal, but stay for his bad ass durag, pointless slow-motion, and Ja Rule&#39;s very obvious stunt double. #moviesky #filmsky #action #DVD #streaming &#xA;&#xA;bit.ly/SeagalSlaps&#xA;https://bit.ly/SeagalSlaps</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 21:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtub6cmvus2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mthljhsoec2l</link><description>Coyote vs. ACME is in theaters August 28. I liked a lot of it; seeing which characters popped up where and the homage to old #LooneyTunes shorts. I&#39;m not a fan of the animation style though and the story goes the way you expect. Still worth your time. #animationsky #filmsky &#xA;&#xA;bit.ly/WileEAcme&#xA;https://bit.ly/WileEAcme</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 20:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthljhsoec2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mtciu2vbg22a</link><description>Any movie or entertainment outlets looking for a film critic? I need a new outlet starting in September. I&#39;m a certified critic on Rotten Tomatoes. I can send a resume, if needed. Thanks.</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtciu2vbg22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mt2szzg4qc2h</link><description>I still have a couple belated @fantasiafestival.com reviews in the pipeline. God Skin is coming to Thai theaters August 27. It&#39;s an incredible concept that is nearly ruined by its overuse of slow-motion. Still worth viewing for its ballsy second half. #martalarts #muaythai #action&#xA;&#xA;bit.ly/GodSkin&#xA;https://bit.ly/GodSkin</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2szzg4qc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mt2hsln3k22p</link><description>The Birthday Party is now playing in select theaters and is available on demand and on digital. 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Takashi Shimizu&#39;s chilling ghost story with stellar performances. #TheMouths is worth seeking out.  #Fantasia2026 #horror #filmsky #horrosky&#xA;&#xA;bit.ly/TheMouths&#xA;https://bit.ly/TheMouths</description><pubDate>03 Aug 2026 23:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7nmozmrc2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mrt45uqde22e</link><description>I&#39;m behind with my coverage, but here is my first review from the Fantasia International Film Festival. #Fantasia2026 #animation #movies #queer #lgbtq @fantasiafestival.com &#xA;&#xA;bit.ly/zsazsa26&#xA;https://bit.ly/zsazsa26</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 23:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt45uqde22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mrqocivam22z</link><description>Thrifting finds from today. #dvd #movies</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 00:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dajf2hsrsfpl2dxey7ss3soy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqocivam22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/88teeth.bsky.social/post/3mrfl3d4lyr25</link><description>I’ve been thinking about doing giveaways, but I thrift a lot of stuff and have movies in good condition out of the shrink wrap. 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