she/her hey bby i hear the blues are callinhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3mlu6zoqqzk23I meannnnn I went to university and got my degree so I cite my sources15 May 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu6zoqqzk23https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3mh5jz4xqjs27No but this would rip [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5jz4xqjs27https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3m4k6lrbpa22iI don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:01 Nov 2025 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4k6lrbpa22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3m3igji5bls2jAbsolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.18 Oct 2025 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3igji5bls2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3m2aysfuhjc24I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into03 Oct 2025 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2aysfuhjc24https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lykqt4avqs22Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.11 Sep 2025 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lykqt4avqs22https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3ly7vxhvrlk2iMy whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.07 Sep 2025 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly7vxhvrlk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lxhd5psyys2yhappy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore28 Aug 2025 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxhd5psyys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lwqvxg4sn22xAnd for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves19 Aug 2025 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwqvxg4sn22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lszjjvhmgc22Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.03 Jul 2025 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lszjjvhmgc22https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lsocgpgjt22oSomething that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.28 Jun 2025 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsocgpgjt22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lslnkadzp22tI’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?27 Jun 2025 12:32 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lslnkadzp22thttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lqgqjygxxk2hI hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—31 May 2025 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqgqjygxxk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lpuyktbsg222“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly24 May 2025 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpuyktbsg222https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lpftbbsx5c22Olivia Lux’s diva is so fuckin real, dawg. #dragrace18 May 2025 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpftbbsx5c22https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lp3hr5bhjs2kI need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.13 May 2025 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp3hr5bhjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lndmbnxay225Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy21 Apr 2025 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndmbnxay225https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lmvifh2ja22hPossibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had16 Apr 2025 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmvifh2ja22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lmv2azeb3223I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?15 Apr 2025 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmv2azeb3223https://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lmdy3sivm22dNo but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers.09 Apr 2025 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdy3sivm22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lmcwrt5dgc2fTheatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play.08 Apr 2025 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmcwrt5dgc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/samplanett.bsky.social/post/3lmb6h73zg225EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS.08 Apr 2025 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:daq3wylmnixf6a65dnos6vyv/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmb6h73zg225