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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Ghoster-Strudel&#xA;&#xA;COYS. Jets. Bad music. Worse takes.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social</link><title>@sluggonorth.bsky.social - Virtue the Cat</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mz6uozhdrk23</link><description>#COYS</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 17:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6uozhdrk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mz6u7obus223</link><description>Maybe Tel is good.</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 17:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6u7obus223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mz6twpunok2x</link><description>Feels harsh, but I’ll take it.</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 17:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6twpunok2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mz6tckien22u</link><description>The Last Post into Oh When the Spurs was chef’s kiss. &#xA;&#xA;#COYS</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 17:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6tckien22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3myncxgmntk2u</link><description>Could we?</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 18:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3myncxgmntk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3myncglzx3s2u</link><description>Chefs Kiss that it was Colwill he stripped of the ball. &#xA;&#xA;#COYS</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 18:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3myncglzx3s2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mynce2xoik2u</link><description>Maybe Tel could be good.  Today he looked really good.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 18:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynce2xoik2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mynbwv5xqc2u</link><description>Take that you mouth breather.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 18:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynbwv5xqc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mynbidg6tk2u</link><description>Cole Palmer is a chicken shit.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 17:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynbidg6tk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3myatfantwk2o</link><description>CHILLS</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2026 19:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3myatfantwk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mxk4p2xjok2f</link><description>I’m a fraud.  I turned it off.</description><pubDate>10 Oct 2026 18:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxk4p2xjok2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mxjw6n4irs2k</link><description>Doom Solanke</description><pubDate>10 Oct 2026 16:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxjw6n4irs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mxczve67ss2e</link><description>Steve Nash and Chris Paul…Must-see TV.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2026 22:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxczve67ss2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mvpvz3j4xc2g</link><description>https://youtube.com/watch?v=2D-l1MauBmM</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 14:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpvz3j4xc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mvg2btyq3c22</link><description>I was encouraged by Martin Ho, I was encouraged by the signings.  But I am&#xA;Perplexed by the usage of Olivia Holdt to start the season.</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 16:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvg2btyq3c22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mvdpb5ijyc25</link><description>Clean sheets on the bounce.</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 18:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdpb5ijyc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mvdnkfukvk25</link><description>Excited about Kudus and Savio at the same time.</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdnkfukvk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mvdkjhylks24</link><description>I’m having fun watching Spurs. &#xA;(Famous last words)</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 16:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdkjhylks24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murs45ezyc2t</link><description>I’ve always loved VAR.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 15:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murs45ezyc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murruaa2k22t</link><description>Surely they’re easing Kudus and Savio in and it won’t be one or the other all season.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murruaa2k22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murrcw2xkk2t</link><description>It’s lovely to see Pedro pinging them from deep instead of awkwardly playing up the wing.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 15:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murrcw2xkk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murr6bkw4s2t</link><description>Savio seems fun I think I’ll enjoy watching him.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 15:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murr6bkw4s2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murq6cyfz22h</link><description>It’s still nothing great, but the bar was so low after Brentford it feels encouraging not to be played off the pitch by half.</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 14:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murq6cyfz22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3murocfmzws2v</link><description>We’ll never score again. &#xA;#COYS</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 14:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3murocfmzws2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3mupedrevss2h</link><description>If you are COYS and have G**ners in your FPL team, know that I am judging you.</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 16:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupedrevss2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sluggonorth.bsky.social/post/3muhyf5xzb22h</link><description>People seem to be reacting to an option to buy as if it was an obligation?</description><pubDate>01 Sep 2026 17:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:dbqwsvfps3xgnrt3vs5qchxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhyf5xzb22h</guid></item></channel></rss>