Kicking pastries in half since 1994https://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3moxczcq4p223Cause that’s what you get when Pootie Tang raised you. Or whatever Macklemore said23 Jun 2026 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3moxczcq4p223https://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3miakpxjcok2jWe all know the worst thing that can happen is sneezing right after you've eaten a bowl of Mini Wheats, right?30 Mar 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3miakpxjcok2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mej5e3usak2jsorry, love, I’ve done a complete 900 - Tony Hawk asking for a divorce10 Feb 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mej5e3usak2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mduwfjb3ys23Gonna tell my kids this was Sifl & Olly02 Feb 2026 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mduwfjb3ys23https://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mdndn3fw5c2dI'm big in Lilliput30 Jan 2026 12:49 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdndn3fw5c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mc34hu6sxc2zVin Diesel does intermittent furiousing10 Jan 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc34hu6sxc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mbwldqf6lc2lWould you like to spend $45 to ensure there are no snakes on the plane? - Sprit Airlines08 Jan 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwldqf6lc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3mbn2n7snzc2qMy algorithm is giving me a lot of “flirty over 40” content. Two things that I do not wish to be.04 Jan 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbn2n7snzc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3madywdmhdc2uNo overnight parking at the rest stop. You can rest there, but like, not too much.19 Dec 2025 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3madywdmhdc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m7lle6qkf22pMy 6yo decorated a gingerbread09 Dec 2025 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7lle6qkf22phttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m7j6qkdgsk2sMe: Merry Christmas! *a mob descends*08 Dec 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7j6qkdgsk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m73j57oqqs2wMe: this is better at home Lady performing my mammogram :03 Dec 2025 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73j57oqqs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m6wfrikci22hI made a perfect queso blanco. This is my greatest acheesement.01 Dec 2025 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6wfrikci22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m6vh2wxgy22eDarth Mom vs Luke Skyguy Magnetman vs Professor Twitter Milo vs Otis These are the adversarial titans of film!01 Dec 2025 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6vh2wxgy22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m5olc7j3ts2xWhat if we kissed under the breadstick chandelier15 Nov 2025 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5olc7j3ts2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m5e2okqn7s2zMe: Jesus, are these...are these claw marks in the sand? Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lol11 Nov 2025 11:43 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5e2okqn7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m4nmqihwt22dPLAY on your Switches and SAVE Princess Peaches and SLAM on the back of the Koopa Troopaaaaa02 Nov 2025 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4nmqihwt22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m4gkdiqk2k2lThere is an entire generation of humans out there who has only ever known auto flush. Wild.30 Oct 2025 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4gkdiqk2k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3m4arc4os6k2fCar alarms. When you want a loud way for crime to be ignored. Car alarms ™️28 Oct 2025 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4arc4os6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3lysqm5zwzk2dWAP this WAP that, you best WAP that smirk off your face14 Sep 2025 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3lysqm5zwzk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3lysqlauyjs2dWhen she bakes she's Taylor Sift thank you14 Sep 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3lysqlauyjs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3lxyul3v5ks2oYou can marry for love or you can marry for kidneys but not both04 Sep 2025 09:49 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxyul3v5ks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/karateandpoptarts.bsky.social/post/3lxk7yrfqks2wStarting a steroid dose pack today, so if you see me out there battling Godzilla mind your business29 Aug 2025 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:dcaztym3f3gr3bpmvvk3po35/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxk7yrfqks2w