@mcphadenmike.bsky.social - Mike McPhaden

26 Sep 2025 14:17 +0000

I’m old enough to remember when sitcoms were like: Man 1: Mrs. Jones will be here soon. Man 2: Careful—it’s not Mrs. Jones. It’s “Mizz”.

12 Aug 2025 18:21 +0000

My latest for The Beaverton. :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

17 Jul 2025 18:17 +0000

Yes, actors have to be incredibly brave and vulnerable, but did you know that sometimes TV writers have to type while 8 people watch?

06 Jul 2025 01:45 +0000

If you see this happening in Canada it's because someone lost a button or found a cool bug, and I am really fucking proud of that.

14 Jun 2025 16:42 +0000

My latest for The Beaverton. Have a freaky Father’s Day! 😵‍💫 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

12 Jun 2025 22:57 +0000

My latest for the Beaverton. 🇨🇦 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

18 May 2025 02:55 +0000

Show us your writing process in a gif [contains quote post or other embedded content]

17 May 2025 23:34 +0000

What people forget about the 90's is that these things could just appear on random surfaces at any time without warning.

15 May 2025 17:35 +0000

My ADHD in one image. #adhd

22 Apr 2025 14:43 +0000

To honour the life and service of Pope Francis, I will be ordering lunch from my favourite Catholic restaurant, Pope Yes.

21 Apr 2025 04:32 +0000

I LOVE that Canada’s entire federal election campaign takes only 5 weeks. We don’t have to endure two years of toxic, divisive build up. Also the whole shebang is done with bits of paper and golf pencils. ❤️

14 Apr 2025 14:46 +0000

Podcasters: Until those findings are replicated in a peer-reviewed journal, I will remain highly skeptical. Podcasters during ad breaks: Good news, guys. You can fix your credit while you sleep with MoneyPillow.

11 Apr 2025 19:08 +0000

Showbiz Fact: You’ll never see side-eye like you will if you stroll into work on a TV set at 11am and say “good morning” to people.

10 Apr 2025 01:43 +0000

JFC, it really is a whole different universe over there.

07 Apr 2025 13:09 +0000

Turns out you can play 4-dimensional chess and just make the horsies hump.

02 Apr 2025 01:09 +0000

The Candy Man. Bad melody, worse lyrics, nobody sounds good singing it, also kinda creepy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

28 Feb 2025 22:04 +0000

Zelenskyy must be a Zen master because I don’t understand how anyone could sit so close to that big orange face and not slap it.

23 Feb 2025 01:28 +0000

For fun, Canadian hospitals should start giving patients sample bills for what their care *would’ve* cost if we were the 51st state.

28 Jan 2025 01:05 +0000

Shoppes are the Geoffs of shops.

22 Jan 2025 00:05 +0000

It’s my birthday in a few weeks but pls don’t make a fuss, all I want is every Cybertruck vandalized.