I have watched every episode of Columbo and I'll do it again.https://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mtubh7ipwk2kThis was chosen as the ideal meet cute by both leading experts and public polling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBU3H3A_Q6424 Aug 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtubh7ipwk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mts7gaxmq22khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLKCFc3FHc&pp=ygULcG9wIHRoZXJhcHk%3D24 Aug 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mts7gaxmq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mthkvspvs22jYou manipulated me into where I am now: staring at the Detroit Tigers. It’s all dark except the bullpen. That’s where the relievers are — that’s where they fuck with my LIFE19 Aug 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthkvspvs22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mtcpkyjzdc2nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpGDTnx8R1k&pp=ygUXY2xhcml0eSBqaW1teSBlYXQgd29ybGQ%3D17 Aug 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcpkyjzdc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mslrgidda223Re-watching Batman Begins for the first time in a while. I think my favorite moment is when he makes a "bat signal" by tying Tom Wilkinson to a spotlight and when they pan up to the sky for the big reveal it just looks like a blob08 Aug 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslrgidda223https://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3msk4kaxhd223Most Annoying Former NBA Players Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People08 Aug 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msk4kaxhd223https://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3msevzfxdns2ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ypiNxy-x0c&pp=ygUadGhlIGdyb3VwIHdobyBjb3VsZG4ndCBzYXk%3D06 Aug 2026 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msevzfxdns2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3msdqjyb46s232/2 on yard signs with Abdul and Cheng-Schulting. Big night for my household [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdqjyb46s23https://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3msdjwx6tns2cGlad I went to bed last night rather than be held hostage by the slowest vote count imaginable05 Aug 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdjwx6tns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3msckser7r22tEli Roth using AI is the least surprising news imaginable05 Aug 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msckser7r22thttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3ms7gncim3k2pI don't think there is anything that repels me more than front facing video/talking directly to camera content. Get the fuck out of my face03 Aug 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7gncim3k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3ms45vzcpgk2pFuck Scott Harris and Chris Ilitch. Fuck this dumbass organization02 Aug 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms45vzcpgk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thomnottom.bsky.social/post/3mrus7n776k2bGolfing for the first time in a month tonight so I’m confident I’ll play either my best or my worst round of the season30 Jul 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:ddb7m5slq4dxtgiarl5njerf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrus7n776k2b