Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊 @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) 💪🏻🦆 https://linktr.ee/mainmandarinhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mm2gvkhdik2dCalling a morning-long amnesty on cartoon violence because I am the coziest and most comfy a living critter has ever been. You can and should pick me up and hold me like a football, my feathers are so soft17 May 2026 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2gvkhdik2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlzadp7pkk23Thinking about trying to find hotel space at Anthrocon… 👀 I have this crazy medical condition where if I don’t behold several thousand furries every couple months I get really sad. Please does anyone have a cure17 May 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzadp7pkk23https://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlymwk6uec2v"OK, next up..." the director of the clown program I'm attending flips a page. "That afternoon we have a pie workshop. It's a real good time, but we do want to pass on that it IS optional, in case you'd rather just watch." Me, clutching my fist so hard my phone cracks: "I'd like to participate."16 May 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlymwk6uec2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlyfxa6cus26Walking out of the massage parlor squashed into the shape of an accordion but playing the most beautiful concerto ever written. A trail of thrown roses forms in my wake. The receptionist is sobbing and applauding so hard she doesn’t see my credit card has been denied as I squarsh away hurriedly16 May 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyfxa6cus26https://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlxypk6zqc2l🧠: Gosh, them!! This friend’s passion, their humor, their zest for roleplay… it doesn’t matter if it’s casual friendly interactions or something more flirtatious. I just need this person to know I love their company and want to bask in more of it. 🦆: oooough wanna hit you with a guitar so bad16 May 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxypk6zqc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlxcf5o6zk2lClutching my chest as tears well up in my eyes because it’s 3AM and I got really emotional about clowns again16 May 2026 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxcf5o6zk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlwkujzolk2zALERT ALERT A STREAM IS APPROACHING YOUR COORDINATES #DuinoIsLive I've never played Star Fox 64 before! And with all the space animal chatter lately, it seemed like a good time to fix that! Which button kisses Falco. Wait delete t Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck16 May 2026 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwkujzolk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlvugui3wk2nAtari I respect you for coming out here to the Devil’s Sacrament. I’m usually against taking the “they knew what they were doing” furry pandering in marketing, but I’ll make an exception this time because I think Bubsy is hot and I want to drop bricks on him. I’m what could possibly go wrong [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvugui3wk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mludwzjhhs2qHey instead of going to work tomorrow, does anyone want to be a small gang of myriad talking animals who get hired to do odd jobs around town to often disastrous and always hilarious results15 May 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mludwzjhhs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mltyfzv7ts27Running supremely hard content in FF14 is fun, because you can commemorate a hard-fought victory by getting the tank to draw you and your squad's blorbos celebrating together. A year of Wednesday evenings spent counting bullets and rotating 90 degrees is a small price to pay for good company. 💚 [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltyfzv7ts27https://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mltabstmmc2j🫵You WILL look at my pine marten mechanic for #Maystelid [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltabstmmc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlsopffdts2tI’m getting a professional massage this weekend, which I could really use. I’m currently stressed out of my mind because I keep worrying I’ll show up and the masseuse will be one of you wearing a fake mustache and brandishing a lawn roller14 May 2026 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsopffdts2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlqzke5wws27Taking today's duckposting to share one of my favorite bits of character lore: Duino's last name is "Duck" but that's only half of what he is! He gets his shape and colors from his dad, and his plumage and wild hair from his mom. Neither party wants to claim responsibility for his fashion sense.13 May 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqzke5wws27https://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlqvrbv45k2e [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqvrbv45k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mloainoias2rHeartbreaking: Someone Added Toon Gloves To A Cute Anthro And I'm Spending The Rest of My Day Racked With Grief Because I'm Not That Shape12 May 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloainoias2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlnwylwkjs2rI have nothing but respect for my therian homies, but I can’t ever aspire to be that level of animal. I don’t want to lose access to thumbs. I still want to look at funny images on my phone or be able to build IKEA furniture, I just want there to be a beak in the way while I do it12 May 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnwylwkjs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mln3lmakpk2oTyping the phrase “HRT that turns me into a rude old cartoon skunk” into the search bar on Temu and then making the sign of the cross before hitting Enter12 May 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mln3lmakpk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlmjiu3das23It's time for a stream!! #DuinoIsLive It's the FINALE of Ghost Trick!! One last romp with Ghost Hands SImulator 2010! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck12 May 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmjiu3das23https://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlm7md6ad22u💪🦆📨11 May 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm7md6ad22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mllfglzdvs2uWatching every hour of my Outlook calendar get filled by a meeting this week and only managing to hang on by thinking about having a big fluffy tail and how good it would feel to gently brush it11 May 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllfglzdvs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mainmandarin.bsky.social/post/3mlhpedilic2aBREAKING NEWS: I love toons10 May 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:ddcapheamfeymgxf2ln3e7da/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhpedilic2a