CEO at Stealth Talent Ex-Facebook, Studio71, Fullscreen Dad. Husband. Wonk.https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lz6no46nqs24e're about two temper tantrums away from the 10pm to midnight TV schedules being reruns of Trump's military parade.19 Sep 2025 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6no46nqs24https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lwd7kct3ec2l@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Nabisco stole Stella D’oro Breakfast Treat’s tagline!14 Aug 2025 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwd7kct3ec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ltt6gh4ygs2aSuperman didn't become woke. You became an asshole.13 Jul 2025 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltt6gh4ygs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lthxn3fmjc2lPrime Day has a 32" flatscreen TV for $69. That's INSANE! amzn.to/44RMrdE https://amzn.to/44RMrdE08 Jul 2025 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthxn3fmjc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lsh6vzqons2uMy biggest takeaway from Bluesky at VidCon: Bluesky doesn't devalue links, so this is the best social platform to build a brand.25 Jun 2025 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsh6vzqons2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lqvjpqvj2s2fMusk saying Trump is in the Epstein files isn’t the ‘own’ he thinks it is. That means Musk is either a brutally out of control liar or spent months elevating and promoting someone he knew to be an awful child predator.06 Jun 2025 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvjpqvj2s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3loi5pvmxxk2pWe are about five executive orders away from “If any American travels internationally they’re a terrorist!”06 May 2025 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3loi5pvmxxk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ln7xhj22jk2hIn my decades of movie fandom I can only think of a few movies where I left the theater feeling blown away: Pulp Fiction, Blair Witch Project, Memento, Eternal Sunshine, Spider-Verse. I can now add ‘Sinners’ to that list.20 Apr 2025 05:52 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln7xhj22jk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ln6kdn3fyc25I hate how much the Overton window has moved on the ‘immigrants are bad’ debate. Immigrants are less likely to commit crimes. Immigrants add $1.6 trillion in economic activity per year. Half of Fortune 500 companies are founded by immigrants and their kids. Let’s deport racists instead. https://www.npr.org/2024/03/08/1237103158/immigrants-are-less-likely-to-commit-crimes-than-us-born-americans-studies-find19 Apr 2025 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6kdn3fyc25https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ln2ljqbdr22wWe have a head of HHS who believes in vibes-based medicine, a head of DOGE who believes in vibes-based government spending, and a president who believes in vibes-based policy. What could go wrong?18 Apr 2025 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln2ljqbdr22whttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lmbk4eufoc2vYes I plan on buying the Switch 2 with Mario Kart World on release date. No further questions.08 Apr 2025 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmbk4eufoc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lm3uebliqs2aTrump’s tariffs are like Thanos’s snap for the stock market.05 Apr 2025 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm3uebliqs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lm3mrkbhb22pThe Onion is crushing it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2025 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm3mrkbhb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lluvyt5ib223For no particular reason… Kefka, my favorite video game villain from Final Fantasy VI, a clown that became a leader, was disgusted by the problems of common people, and destroyed the world in his quest to become a god: https://thespinoff.co.nz/pop-culture/07-04-2019/25-years-a-clown-in-praise-of-final-fantasy-6s-kefka03 Apr 2025 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lluvyt5ib223https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lltlay5q622fDon’t worry, the bull in the China shop is going to be fantastic for the China shop in the long run!02 Apr 2025 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltlay5q622fhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ll2lzrpjoi2mFelt cute. Might delete later.23 Mar 2025 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll2lzrpjoi2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lkqhomm27k25I swear if one more employee compares me to Mr. Milchick I'm going to tell them to devour feculence...19 Mar 2025 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkqhomm27k25https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lk776p4cdk2dHey! We closed a bit of funding at Fixated! Also stepped into the Chief Business Officer role so I can now officially say I'm "in sales." https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/eldridge-industries-invests-in-fixated-content-creators-1236161331/12 Mar 2025 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk776p4cdk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lk233xcmcs26Happy Mario Day! Hug a plumber today.10 Mar 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk233xcmcs26https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ljux2o4bwc26Until prices go down, I will hereby refer to eggs as ‘chicken caviar’08 Mar 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljux2o4bwc26https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ljkr7x4kyc2dAnti-vaxxers see a commercial that says ‘9 in 10 dentists recommend Trident’ then post “I’ve done extensive research and found a dentist brave enough to expose the deadly side effects of Trident gum”04 Mar 2025 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljkr7x4kyc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3ljeccwshz22cA shocking amount of millennials grew up secretly rooting for Ivan Drago, Kingpin, Major Arnold Ernst Toht, and Hoggish Greedly. (If you understand this we are best friends)02 Mar 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljeccwshz22chttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lijzhdd4l223Must read: We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-are-ending-our-dei-program-at-four-loko19 Feb 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lijzhdd4l223https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lhxm53gztc2gThe ‘Gulf of America’ thing is the most Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho move he’s made. Get ready for Brawndo, plants!12 Feb 2025 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhxm53gztc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lhwyoigc2c27I'll take 'Tweets that Aged Perfectly' for $1,000, Alex:12 Feb 2025 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhwyoigc2c27https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lh5bm25b2s24Hey dummies: it is not a journalist’s job to present ‘both sides.’ It is a journalist’s job to dig as hard as they can learn the objective truth to the best of their abilities and report it.01 Feb 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5bm25b2s24https://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lgsynnu57k2pMaybe we should ask AI how to keep the AI bubble from bursting28 Jan 2025 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgsynnu57k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lg6uh4ztuk2yI imagine that the first question the priest and Levite asked was: ‘If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?’ But by the very nature of his concern, the good Samaritan reversed the question: ‘If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him? - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.20 Jan 2025 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg6uh4ztuk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lg56dlt5ls2sReminder that partisan pundits believe in nothing or everything if it will make them a buck. Don’t listen to them.20 Jan 2025 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg56dlt5ls2shttps://bsky.app/profile/philranta.bsky.social/post/3lfictvnug22vLet’s be clear: when Zuck says he wants to bring ‘masculine energy’ to Meta he means trolling, misinformation, and racism. He’s talking about toxic masculinity, not chivalry.11 Jan 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:deppr57mxjldlmwv5cmgebkt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfictvnug22v