Best ad man in the business for 65 years. Best ad man in the business for 65 years. Writing from the most impressive pillow fort on Madison Avenue. Peggy how do you close this goddamn thihttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3mq5uklfs4c2vWendy's. 1,000 random hamburgers have bits of the founder mixed into the meat. Eat Dave Thomson. Wendy's.08 Jul 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5uklfs4c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3mpe5cr5gok23Feet. They're what's for dinner. Buy Nike.28 Jun 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpe5cr5gok23https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lud6gctads2tTough times make hard men. Hard men make good times. Cialis.19 Jul 2025 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lud6gctads2thttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lsmxjxbp2s2qMichelob Ultra. Don’t feed it after midnight.28 Jun 2025 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmxjxbp2s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lsmxjcnzos2qMichelob Ultra. If you hit one with a hammer it turns into a six pack of Hamms.28 Jun 2025 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmxjcnzos2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lsmxgnlwbc2qMichelob Ultra. A beer for people who only get found after the snow thaws.28 Jun 2025 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmxgnlwbc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lsmxe25svs2qMichelob Ultra. It’s You can’t spell “a rat taint” without “ultra.”28 Jun 2025 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmxe25svs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lsmx6a67qc2qMichelob Ultra. Think of a beer. Because that’s as close as you’re getting to one tonight.28 Jun 2025 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmx6a67qc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lo5l4rugbc2vHormel®. What is it? That's the Hormel® question. Get a full sack of Hormel® today.02 May 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo5l4rugbc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lo5l2cxmd22vIt's all over, America. We've finally made a potato chip that you can fuck.02 May 2025 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo5l2cxmd22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lo4ivesbh22wI only watch commercials for the Super Bowl.01 May 2025 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo4ivesbh22whttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lo4atph45c2vAt Verizon, we hate you. Verizon. The only fully integrated 7G whatever-the-fuck. The only phones with that perfect Verizon crunch. Verizon. "Verizon." Say it three times in a mirror and Candyman comes. more pitching less bitching, Peggy, there are no bad ideas01 May 2025 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo4atph45c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lmp3yzjj2k25Heineken. The Heineken of beers.13 Apr 2025 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmp3yzjj2k25https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lk26rujdvc2yDunkin’ Donuts. We took the “ugh” out of “doughnut” and put it into your coffee.10 Mar 2025 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk26rujdvc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lihk5vlo2k2uFirestone. You can’t eat just one.18 Feb 2025 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihk5vlo2k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lich3b4nc222Inside you are two wolves. Both want a Pepsi®.16 Feb 2025 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lich3b4nc222https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3licctikggc22Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. You can get everything from guns to shovels ... at Walmart.16 Feb 2025 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3licctikggc22https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3li6kntdb2s24Fudge. It’s like chocolate for idiots and schoolchildren. Paid for by the American Fudge Farmers of America.15 Feb 2025 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3li6kntdb2s24https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lht4prtdlk22This Superbowl, give her the gift she's been waiting for: a car made of cheeseburgers, paid for with an AI-managed crypto featuring Snoop Dogg Superbowl: America her so good.10 Feb 2025 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lht4prtdlk22https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lht4jpoaas22What brings us all together is greater than what divides us. Soylant Green. Bringing everyone together.10 Feb 2025 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lht4jpoaas22https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lhbexsyklc2mThere's nothing like the crisp refreshing taste of Valvoline. Valvoline. On the road of life, there are drivers and there are drinkers ... of Valvoline. Valvoline. You can't drink just one. Peggy what is this product. It tatses like Pete's hair smells03 Feb 2025 10:55 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhbexsyklc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lgyx7ichdk2sIf you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, eventually they’ll eat your eyes right out of your head. That’s what Red Bull is like.31 Jan 2025 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgyx7ichdk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lgyx3m6bxk2sAnghkooey when a demon in a yellow suit convinced you to sacrifice your children to gain immortality? Pepperidge Farm Anghkooeys31 Jan 2025 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgyx3m6bxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lgqyo2grps2hCoors Extra Gold. The beer that says what the fuck.27 Jan 2025 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgqyo2grps2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lgqyjzvrj22hValvoline: the motor oil with the taste of energy drinks. Or wait— is it the energy drink with the taste of motor oil? Peggy get me Red Bull on the line to straighten this out27 Jan 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgqyjzvrj22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lgnuzvdegs2mTaco Bell. Imagine a bell full of something we'll call 'meat.' Now imagine that bell is what's left of your intestines.26 Jan 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnuzvdegs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lg3o5x4ytk2yPfizer. The name you trust when you need to get pfucked up on pfills.19 Jan 2025 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg3o5x4ytk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lcw7url33c26Campbell’s. The soup with the taste of cans.10 Dec 2024 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcw7url33c26https://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lc5xx6jv2s2lInside you are two wolves. Both of them drive Hondas.30 Nov 2024 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5xx6jv2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/seniledondraper.bsky.social/post/3lalqj42o4k2zTaco Bell. You need a taco in the worst way, and that’s how we make ‘em.10 Nov 2024 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:dgvmgr3qbjfknpuxnw67cfvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lalqj42o4k2z