@goats.download - kumquats

27 Jul 2026 19:02 +0000

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22 Jul 2026 15:59 +0000

i used to work with a machinist who had the most interesting turns of phrase. there was one engineer of whom he would say “he could fuck up a wet dream.” anyway, [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Jul 2026 13:00 +0000

I don’t know why daylight savings is a big topic today but my proposal is to abolish both dst and time zones and use utc. It makes no difference if you *call* the time you get up 6 am or 1100 hours or blue o’clock and we use utc for everything important anyway

07 Jul 2026 22:49 +0000

I refuse to believe this is real. he looks like Shaggy and Fred’s son and he dresses like a pervert. No. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

28 Jun 2026 15:18 +0000

re: recent primary results [contains quote post or other embedded content]

11 Jun 2026 01:51 +0000

Woke 2 baby lfggggg we’ve got bud light, we’ve got the Catholics, we’ve got Walmart, we’re gonna force-fem the Cracker Barrel logo guy, we’re gonna put Huey Newton on the $500 bill [contains quote post or other embedded content]

29 May 2026 01:24 +0000

Broke: furry awakening from thicc hooters panda Woke: furry awakening from Nora Household Bespoke: furry awakening from Dr. Derek van Kerker [contains quote post or other embedded content]

28 May 2026 00:42 +0000

I don’t get the Duke’s thing, it’s just mayonnaise [contains quote post or other embedded content]

21 Mar 2026 01:23 +0000

The Iran attacks remind me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

01 Mar 2026 19:50 +0000

every time central va makes national news it’s some shit like tiki torch nazis, woman thinks death of people in whole other country avenges son who drowned in river, cops protect racist statue. except the drunk raccoon, that was ok [contains quote post or other embedded content]

22 Jan 2026 22:26 +0000

There will always be enough votes to beat us but never to feed us. There will always be enough votes to spy on us but never to give us healthcare. There will always be enough votes to pay for prisons but never tuition. The parties aren’t the same but at the end of the day whoever wins, we lose [contains quote post or other embedded content]

22 Jan 2026 01:20 +0000

Don’t threaten me with a good time [contains quote post or other embedded content]

16 Jan 2026 20:46 +0000

The actions of elite democrats only make sense if you assume they’re meant to be controlled opposition instead of an independent party [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Jan 2026 12:41 +0000

hey quick question is it a good thing for a heavily armed country to have a lot of unemployed young people with few to no prospects for employment housing starting a family etc and very little to lose [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Jan 2026 12:45 +0000

Gavin Newsom is a wretched oily snake who exists solely to block any sign of progress and be the boot on society’s back while still having a D next to his name, so naturally he’s going to be the 2028 nominee [contains quote post or other embedded content]

22 Nov 2025 01:31 +0000

I’m putting my money on, let the super psychos focus on someone else, book deal, 2028 presidential run [contains quote post or other embedded content]

15 Nov 2025 14:00 +0000

Me and bae [contains quote post or other embedded content]

05 Nov 2025 12:45 +0000

This is the only overarching narrative I read from last night: people are so tired of this. The cruelty and greed and naked corruption of the elites while most are struggling. If 24 was a repudiation of the incumbent admin, I’d say this is at least that again, and much quicker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

02 Nov 2025 23:11 +0000

*nyt opinion columnist voice* if the democrats want a political future they have to stop with the woke identity politics and win over sensible kitchen-table centrists like this family [contains quote post or other embedded content]

25 Oct 2025 15:24 +0000

I read market research once I wish I could find again that laid out the fears and insecurities that auto makers can/do play up to market pickups and large SUVs. They know this phenomenon very well even if their customers don’t. Make you think you need a fortress on wheels to keep your family safe. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

11 Oct 2025 01:02 +0000

Wait did we decline and fall so fast we’re already the ones getting imperialized? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

27 Sep 2025 07:06 +0000

when you wake up in the middle of the night and do something and then just plain can’t get back to sleep <<<<<<<

23 Sep 2025 22:35 +0000

Pedocon theory undefeated [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Aug 2025 11:39 +0000

Until it actually happens this kind of posting is just cruel. To get one’s hopes up only to check the news and nothing! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Aug 2025 00:41 +0000

Otesánek (2000) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 Aug 2025 22:53 +0000

Tracks with @jamellebouie.net’s thought that “people simply do not believe that republicans have agency” - Ted Kennedy can be a creep and the media can overreach and it’s still wrong to choose fascism. The mean ol’ libs didn’t make them, they eagerly pursued being the boot on our throat. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

23 Jul 2025 22:37 +0000

Snake experts: what’s the best snake?

17 Jun 2025 00:04 +0000

Hear me out. Double-stuff double-frosting pop tarts.

29 May 2025 15:09 +0000

A cheap knock-off of a nationalistic propagandist from the most hegemonic and bland pop slop franchise that completely neglects a couple centuries of real culture - as well as any nuance or complexity from the original sources - is actually kind of perfect [contains quote post or other embedded content]