@bastardwiki.bsky.social - Bastard 🦚🔞

16 May 2026 19:15 +0000

im trying not to be emotional as fuck on main but i am very grateful for everyone who has come to my aid and i wish i had more time/energy than some stupid fucking art game to return my gratitude right now

16 May 2026 16:08 +0000

THANK YOU, now let's have some fun - 🧵for more details and see quoted/previous posts about my hospital stay for what I mean by doodle! Shares appreciated, pls 🫶 Hospital has me a bit screwed! 🧵But let's think positive! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

16 May 2026 16:08 +0000

16 May 2026 11:34 +0000

any time i see blue tongue skink shortened to BTS i think about that meme i saw fleetingly where anything BTS related would be, playfully, attributed to the band so like. "How to feed your BTS!" and it would be husbandry jokes about the band does anyone remember this

16 May 2026 09:22 +0000

hate to nag but i have a bill coming up ON what would be payday that my halved wage isn't going to cover, and it's not one of the ones that can be ignored :') 100 short i'm trying to think of incentives but I am ill and have a lot to do :( open to ideas ko-fi.com/bastardwiki [contains quote post or other embedded content]

12 May 2026 21:53 +0000

Currently I can't be off an IV line for more than 4 hours without my BP dropping and becoming unresponsive, and I could use a little help :( I hate to ask. 🧵

15 May 2026 16:25 +0000

I was lied to about the purpose of the ward I was moved to. There was no intention to investigate. My mother was lied to directly, as was I on multiple occasions. I'm being discharged despite the lack of answers, and they delayed my sick note so my job is at risk. 🧵

16 May 2026 06:43 +0000

tell me about your selfship/yumeship whatever u prefer to call it, temme about it i wanna hear about it

15 May 2026 22:14 +0000

real talk i keep cracking up at my choice of character. ah yes, dabi, known medical advocate who doesn't deserve torted ovaries,

15 May 2026 21:18 +0000

i'd like to commend everybody's self restrained for not sending me the SIlver Testicular Torsion meme but i wouldn't have held it against any of you, for the record

15 May 2026 16:31 +0000

i will post the dabi's without my health malarky over them later for all you medfet freaks (affectionate) later

15 May 2026 16:25 +0000

14 May 2026 19:06 +0000

totally not retaliatory, im not having anything fed through IV now. no fluids no drip meds. everything given orally even when i can barely stomach water the plan to figure out what was wrong was bullshit to just hold off the ICB until after business hours.

13 May 2026 17:55 +0000

3 weeks left for the interest check and to sign up for the mailing list! You don't wanna miss this one <3 Interest Check here! <3 https://forms.gle/2eyocTvi62Gs74o99

14 May 2026 13:46 +0000

So the new ward has been...bad, actually. I've had to involve PALS and the ICB, and only NOW are they actually looking at doing basic procedure for care planning that they should have done before I arrived. Which means I'm probably having to stay even longer Another case- [contains quote post or other embedded content]

14 May 2026 08:10 +0000

I am so serious when I say this ward has dropped the ball on everything, and keeps refusing me IV fluids while failing to dispense medication I don't think I'm making it home man

14 May 2026 07:56 +0000

The staff here seem to think medical needs only function within business hours huh

13 May 2026 20:38 +0000

fighting tooth and fucking claw BUT FINALLY. finally got somewhere im on an IV/meds routine on this ward starting tomorrow and we're going to start whittling down the possible causes

13 May 2026 19:07 +0000

been begging for fluids for hours, barely staying afloat, and not a damn thing is happening genuinely fuck this ward i am gonna come down on them with the rage of a thousand fucking suns, drip fluids are NOT DIFFICULT TO PRESCRIBE

13 May 2026 18:05 +0000

Thank fuck I queued all the pin stuff

13 May 2026 17:55 +0000

3 weeks left for the interest check and to sign up for the mailing list! You don't wanna miss this one <3 Interest Check here! <3 https://forms.gle/2eyocTvi62Gs74o99

13 May 2026 14:34 +0000

nearly a full 24hrs and they still havent figured out patient transport theyve come for me twice and not been able to do it ive been off the fluids for nearly 3 hours with no interest in putting me back on, no antisickness and no painmeds cuz im not meant to be here :')

13 May 2026 14:20 +0000

both of my IV lines are bleeding and leaking now fuuuck theyre gonna have to find new places to stick em

13 May 2026 10:13 +0000

Every time I have been to the bathroom for the last few days its been accompanied by The Beeper (I'm told to unplug it to go, it's just loud in case confused patients wander) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

13 May 2026 09:51 +0000

I GET AN HOUR OFF THE IV LINE GONNA GO CRAZY GO STUPID (gonna pee without having a machine screaming at me) should i post the videos i was putting on my insta story here about this machine lmfao

13 May 2026 09:49 +0000

nearly got the IV in my right wrist took out because its been bleeding between trying to draw and getting hammered with rapidsm but i still need it in in case the left one has issues