from me the dragon / bf @sumiaou.bsky.social / errai.tfhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3ml72bekhys2c(Grand vizier homie drunk texting me at 2am) check out this betrayal compilation06 May 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml72bekhys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3ml5xl72ds224The first uncle was spotted in 2400 BC. Sumerians didn’t have a word for it but still worshipped it as a deity06 May 2026 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5xl72ds224https://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3ml4jl67id22kWhoever decided to build Atlantis underwater was an utter moron05 May 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4jl67id22khttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3ml4jjwgc522kBlue skies and long shadows05 May 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4jjwgc522khttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkythlntrc2l(introducing new recruit to the others) And that is Mega Guilt. His super power lets him blame himself for everything that happens in the arc of a mile. He’s asleep right now but do say hi to him tomorrow Mega Guilt: (sleep talking) my fault04 May 2026 04:28 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkythlntrc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkuvx7msfc2m(holding the cafe door open for a couple people) “Raising your Kindness Level” added to your Codex (letting the door go when you realize people are just gonna keep walking in and out) “Karmic Debt” added to your Codex “Survivalist Guide — Enemy Territory” added to your Codex02 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuvx7msfc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkthbrinmk2kBlue skies and long shadows02 May 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkthbrinmk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mksmukmyec2z(kissing pistol) bless this bullet with the spirit of justice (the gun jams) may it be powered by revenge instead (the shot ricochets back into my leg) ok let this next one be normal01 May 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksmukmyec2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkscrr6b6c2j(waiter tapping my shoulder) can you leave some for me01 May 2026 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkscrr6b6c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkqgp3zfcs2uFriend: hey man how are you Me: I’m good (realizing that could come off as virtue signaling) in a subjective sense30 Apr 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqgp3zfcs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkqgovaum22u(Existential gf) would you still love me if I was a concept30 Apr 2026 20:18 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqgovaum22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mklvhtlg5s2w(Tagging every mutual) Easiest “us” of my life29 Apr 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklvhtlg5s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mklvhlan2c2wClairvoyant guy giving nicknames to each of his friends based on the way they’ll die29 Apr 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklvhlan2c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkljhjpycc2rMy coworkers keep farming me because I’m easy and drop lots of ingots28 Apr 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkljhjpycc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkljhd4xek2rPicking up books from the mystery section at the library, reading the last page and going “I see” before putting them back28 Apr 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkljhd4xek2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkkolba2ns2lThat’s a lovely bag of cashews, almonds and pecans you’ve got there. What do you say we add a couple of strange large nuts from Brazil that taste like a bad memory28 Apr 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkolba2ns2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkkokvqgyc2lIt’s so beautiful to watch the trees turn green and the birds migrate north, all from the comfort of your office cubicle28 Apr 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkokvqgyc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkjo57rkrs23(narrowly dodging a javelin aimed at my head) hey watch where you throw that thing28 Apr 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjo57rkrs23https://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkjo4z7e7s23Horse dreams involve crayon-colored fields and sunshine, whereas horse nightmares are about impossibly large geometrical objects looming towards them at absurd speeds. Either way that’s why they run28 Apr 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjo4z7e7s23https://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mkjo4r4uqc23(voice echoing through the throne room) You only love me for my empire28 Apr 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjo4r4uqc23https://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjwwtibkrs2yEvery time I get my paycheck my shields regenerate20 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwwtibkrs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjwwt7dlg22yI overheard my coworkers talk about how they’re emissaries from hell sent to bring suffering into my life. I need your help HR: and that was a private conversation you eavesdropped on?20 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwwt7dlg22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjwwsujvvc2y(God three beers in) look at that guy over there by the counter (finger snap) cursed his ass just now. Tough life ahead buddy Satan: not funny, man Vishnu: (losing his shit) classic god moment20 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwwsujvvc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjvhbw3yis2pAhead of the Boston marathon20 Apr 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvhbw3yis2phttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjvh7in3ck2pI’m not “loitering” I’m learning your porch’s lore20 Apr 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvh7in3ck2phttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjvh77tz622pMy high school bully grew up to become a barber and now whenever I walk by his shop he yanks me inside by my hair and gives me a flawless crew cut20 Apr 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvh77tz622phttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjvh6y6mms2p(to the other person in the elevator) thanks for riding this with me20 Apr 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvh6y6mms2phttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjsz4hhhr22j(small talk with an oracle) any new prophecies lately19 Apr 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsz4hhhr22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjsz47puvs2jIt’s so embarrassing hearing my neighbors hold a ritual to resurrect Amon Ra and saying hi to them in the apartment hallway the next day like nothing happened19 Apr 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsz47puvs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/errai.bsky.social/post/3mjsjj6wrqs2o(Using my God machine to erase an opp from every possible timeline) rip bozos18 Apr 2026 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:dkdr5w63kcshwrnh2b2p2pkp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsjj6wrqs2o