Look Outside (the video game by FrankieSmileShow/Francis Coulombe and Eric Shumaker) quotes every hour. Ran by @realuzidoorman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlqogjbrnx2qI dunno, man. I seriously hope this doesn't push back the development schedule for Cosmic Disaster 2.13 May 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqogjbrnx2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlql3j3fmx27I'm done with that paparazzi lifestyle! Those days are behind me! 'Sides... I don't need any proof that I was here.13 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlql3j3fmx27https://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlqhq3tjqn2vlet me touchccchchhh yyyyyyouu13 May 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqhq3tjqn2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlqefhjvsg2uUhhh, sure. I was a 32 year old woman with too many pets, a nicotine addiction and a job delivering packages on a bicycle. Now I am a box with teeth.13 May 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqefhjvsg2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlqb27wtit2uJust so you know, I have the third largest collection of antique watch fobs in the country. I am, ehhh... a very important member of the watch fob community.13 May 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqb27wtit2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlq5pfocm22oThe mug is defective.13 May 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlq5pfocm22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlq2dgafaq2sUh... yeah, heh... (is he still fucking with me? what is this? WHAT IS THIS??)13 May 2026 10:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlq2dgafaq2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpwyjrkmr22By the way... did you know those rats were workin' for the CIA?13 May 2026 09:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpwyjrkmr22https://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlptlrqinr22Ehhh... come back. You haven't seen my collection of shower heads yet...13 May 2026 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlptlrqinr22https://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpqbggie62sThou hast forged an alliance with this strange beast... for naught but snacks?13 May 2026 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpqbggie62shttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpmtxupcd2uAll due respect and everything, buddy! But that was the most uncomfortable moment of my life!13 May 2026 06:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpmtxupcd2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpjigekcs2jYou don't have to worry, Joel. I promise I'm a nice vending machine.13 May 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpjigekcs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpg63z6gb2ythe red thing with 9999 legs in my city too must be LONG holy shit13 May 2026 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpg63z6gb2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlpctpk5bi2xThe Colonel and I can help you find your footing. Plenty of scary beasties out there, haw haw! Howsabout... until midnight? Gotta get my beauty rest!13 May 2026 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpctpk5bi2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlp7gv6iu72yPrithee, call me The Spider for now. I seem to resemble one at the moment. It shall suffice.13 May 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp7gv6iu72yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlp42mj4fr2yNo, child. I have beheld not the world outside. I am cut of a wholly different cloth.13 May 2026 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp42mj4fr2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mloyqtlpas2jIf you take my picture, I'll kill you.13 May 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloyqtlpas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlovfafwok2ogender envy...12 May 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlovfafwok2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlorzv5bag2vYou're really cool dan :)12 May 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlorzv5bag2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mloopz3ozj2jGeez louise, lady! You scared the livin' daylights outta me!12 May 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloopz3ozj2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlole5sj7p2gtransition goals tbh12 May 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlole5sj7p2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlohz6chrj2oyou're doing great Dan!12 May 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlohz6chrj2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mloen3zk722cgender envy...12 May 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloen3zk722chttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlobb6k6ua2oMy body requires sustenance. You will... ehhh... you will feed me, yes?12 May 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlobb6k6ua2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlo5vrxqyu23No, child. I have beheld not the world outside. I am cut of a wholly different cloth.12 May 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo5vrxqyu23https://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlo2mhdrdn2oIf you take my picture, I'll kill you.12 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlo2mhdrdn2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlnxa4w72p2gHeh heh... a monster? Don't be so cruel! You and I are very similar! I was just having fun when we wrestled... But eventually, I'm going to beat you. Heh heh heh…12 May 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnxa4w72p2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlntv6jjjq2yI'm behind you.12 May 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlntv6jjjq2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlnqjaqq372nThou wert truly afeared by Morton? Poor, wretched man. The world must be a terror to thee.12 May 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnqjaqq372nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lookoutsideperhour.bsky.social/post/3mlnn6rfch42vMore specifically, I am, ehhh... a cricket.12 May 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:dl2j4t546y4e3g4gc633vduu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnn6rfch42v