Drive fast, leave a sexy corpse. Post Production doer ✨ maker of goody boys✨ https://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mzg6nxour22iPoor Bertha. I'm sure there was so much more to her than just being Big.03 Nov 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzg6nxour22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mys5hqqges2oI really hope jorts are still cool next summer. I wasn't brave enough to get any this year, but I won't let it slip through my fingers again.26 Oct 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mys5hqqges2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mypuhvlfj22yMy 8 year old child had the AUDACITY to ask me if I had ever stepped on a Lego.25 Oct 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypuhvlfj22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mu47ltanlk2zI just laughed so hard at a video of a robot wearing a leotard trying to do gymnastics that I gave myself a headache28 Aug 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu47ltanlk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mtznzal5y22gTim Curry was not the Home Alone 2 actor I was hoping would die soon.27 Aug 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtznzal5y22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mtznrrzfpc2gHow come only elementary school children and the press can have field days?27 Aug 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtznrrzfpc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mty4m5k6hc24I had a dream someone was on stage introducing themselves and said “I’m from the Dwonx” instead of Bronx and I literally woke myself up laughing about it.26 Aug 2026 10:25 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mty4m5k6hc24https://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3msyn2ij5hc2vI drove past a sign today that I thought said “Herb Butter memorial” and I was like yes we’re finally honoring real hero’s13 Aug 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyn2ij5hc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3msxt5lzuys2dIf you were wondering what the weather is today in Atlanta the answer is "humid"13 Aug 2026 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxt5lzuys2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3modbaduwg22fMe, every year, when i see pictures from the previous summer: where are those sunglasses?15 Jun 2026 12:16 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3modbaduwg22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3mbsbldjnv224Instead of a place that makes dirty coffee or dirty sodas I need one that makes fancy electrolyte drinks. Dirty LMNT if you will.07 Jan 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbsbldjnv224https://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3m6vbqy66o22mAre they turning Dusty buns into a school shooter??!01 Dec 2025 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6vbqy66o22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lwpgged4ys27I can't believe Des Plaines is pronounced Des Plaines.18 Aug 2025 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwpgged4ys27https://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lu4ip2fosk2cMe: I'm a very chill person. Also me when the toilet paper is going under, not over: this is my 13th reason.16 Jul 2025 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu4ip2fosk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lnjjjufx2c2nSomeone better tell the cast of Love On The Spectrum they can stop paying taxes.24 Apr 2025 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnjjjufx2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lnh6ffaeis2oMe, rejoining a call: sorry about that my dog was barfing23 Apr 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnh6ffaeis2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lnfsqq6h5c2gI love that the pope stayed alive long enough to tell jd Vance he's a piece of shit and then was like okay I'm ready to be picked up now.22 Apr 2025 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnfsqq6h5c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3ln7jjitcf22iUnless you've been verbally assaulted by Edward James Almost I don't wanna hear about it20 Apr 2025 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln7jjitcf22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3ln4vx6atik2mIf I was murdered and my story was on a true crime podcast and one of the ad taglines was PUT SOME PORK ON YOUR FORK I would come back from the dead just so I should kms19 Apr 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4vx6atik2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3ln4ovxsdc223How come the only things that are infectious are diseases and laughs?18 Apr 2025 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4ovxsdc223https://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lmnpepeqes2jGaga's Coachella set is the only thing keeping me alive12 Apr 2025 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnpepeqes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lmim3hpfyc2yI tried using the fact that my child is a Gemini to explain to their teacher why they're having behavioral issues in class.10 Apr 2025 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmim3hpfyc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lknpdlts422uHello 911? Yes I need a way to add my TBR list directly to libby.18 Mar 2025 12:48 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lknpdlts422uhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lkiqurf4lk2zMarriage is fun because you decide you'd rather die in a tornado than continue to argue about the safest place to shelter during a tornado.16 Mar 2025 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkiqurf4lk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lkeysoxhxk2uI really do not want to hear about people who voted for him and now regret it. It doesn't fucking matter. The damage is done.15 Mar 2025 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkeysoxhxk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lkey3rloac2uI spend a lot of time worrying about if my dog loves me or not.15 Mar 2025 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkey3rloac2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/theemmygoesto.bsky.social/post/3lk7wzy2hws2mI will not rest until there is a season of love is blind where half the people are hot and half are absolute trolls.13 Mar 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:dl3mc3ls6e2sc2ppq2lhzbta/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk7wzy2hws2m