Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzm3rc2h3c24So happy that the fine people of Michigan got this right. This is the type of person we need in the Senate. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Nov 2026 00:09 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzm3rc2h3c24https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzlyxlrpvk25A reminder, as Jeff Landry tries to spin status quo as a positive thing for Louisianans: [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzlyxlrpvk25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzlvik7pbc25In the 99th percentile of efficiency differential in the entire league [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzlvik7pbc25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzlvccc6ks25If Joe Dumars ever trades this man... [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzlvccc6ks25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzl2wrikn224London said, “hey can we get in on some of the fun having, USA?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzl2wrikn224https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzk46wbm6k2fLuka rn [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 05:12 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzk46wbm6k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzk2rfe6gs25I mean...my guy Terry got the Blazers to a WCF with that loser Enes Kanter as their starting center. Also, was it 8 straight post seasons? [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 04:46 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzk2rfe6gs25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzk2nlms3s25Micah Nori, folks. He's good!05 Nov 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzk2nlms3s25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzk2k5ljgk25Blazers win 6-1 on the season 5-0 on the road Currently the number 1 seed in the west Just like we all predicted05 Nov 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzk2k5ljgk25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzk22hx6ms25You did this to yourself, Giannis... [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzk22hx6ms25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjz5oyacs25Sidy's BBiQ is solid. No wonder he's earned his spot in the league.05 Nov 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjz5oyacs25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjyqy3m5s25Pelican fans are rightfully pleading for the team to trade Dejounte Murray. I just don't know who has a DJM sized hole on their roster. Plus he has a $30mil player option next season. The Pels will need to attach assets to him to move him I fear.05 Nov 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjyqy3m5s25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjyd5bmpc25these last 2 games for Zion have probably been his most complete, meaningful (in terms of winning) games of his career.05 Nov 2026 04:02 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjyd5bmpc25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjwqns7rk25Dejounte Murray, man. Woof05 Nov 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjwqns7rk25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjwosq3fk25why did DQ help off that?!?05 Nov 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjwosq3fk25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjw6duubs25Derik Queen is so damn smooth. My lord05 Nov 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjw6duubs25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjvzj7v3s25HARD AGREE [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 03:21 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjvzj7v3s25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjvpcu2x225Fun fact: a first year head coach in the NBA has won Coach of the Year 7 times in NBA history. Last dude to do it was Thibs with the Bulls back in 2010/11. Doc did it back in 1999/2000 with the Magic. He coached them to a 41-41 record. Apparently they were supposed to be dog shit but lol come on05 Nov 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjvpcu2x225https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjuu3m4qk25Hilarious that Gayle decided to sit front row for THIS game.05 Nov 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjuu3m4qk25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjubskyl225"Hey fuck you, bub!" Vit to me as he just hit a three [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Nov 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjubskyl225https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzju55l2e225This game being played in New Orleans between the Pelicans and Jazz is just optically offensive. Such a horrible basketball game.05 Nov 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzju55l2e225https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzjttopcmc25Coming into this game Vit was shooting 18% from 3. He's 0 for 3 from deep tonight. Just an absolute disaster.05 Nov 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjttopcmc25https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzj6nen5w225Wasting no god damn time. i love it. This woman rules. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Nov 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzj6nen5w225https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzihj7p7vc24I'm old enough to remember this scene from a few months ago. Get Jeffries outta here https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/us/politics/jeffries-kushner-private-meeting.html [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Nov 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzihj7p7vc24https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzihfhfkgs24Alright, man. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Nov 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzihfhfkgs24https://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzhmytttls2oAt the end of the day all he is thinking is that he was able to install judges who ruled that he could not be liable for breaking laws, and then he went out and corruptly made an obscene amount of money. And now he’s realizing the show’s over. And that pisses me off. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Nov 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhmytttls2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzhlfzffbc2oA promise to the fallen: We'll make them feel our pain A promise to the felons: You'll never rise again https://youtu.be/TTkZt8r2lko?is=V9wnoNK499XPKGMn04 Nov 2026 05:06 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhlfzffbc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzhkv5ghic2oThe one negative downstream effect from tonight, as someone who lives in Louisiana, is that Elon is going to turn to a new lap dog in Jeff Landry now that Texas has flipped. Landry has already bent over backwards for him on the SpaceX site. But I fear it’s going to get so much worse.04 Nov 2026 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhkv5ghic2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/evanempdx.bsky.social/post/3mzhk37tenk2oGod damn it. I was planning on making my first mil off the $5k check Donnie was going to send me.04 Nov 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:dlbppl2kdyccutor3t3jsuan/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhk37tenk2o