Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably reading. Probably doing calisthenics. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mu3crtva3k2k"As I sit in the barber's chair, noticing that the handful of grey hairs I had have been rapidly recruiting friends to become a patch, I start to wonder... Am I getting the grey hairs or are the grey hairs getting me?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3crtva3k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mu353f7odc2kPeter Cullen 😭27 Aug 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu353f7odc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mu34uhados2k"I can't eat that, it's full of preservatives" Salt. The preservative is salt. Just 3 seconds researching whatever the fuck you're pretending to know about, I beg.27 Aug 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu34uhados2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mu2w7o47tk2kNothing to see here, just Reform setting themselves up for scams and fraud, which they're apparently against, by promising refunds if you're on the phone for too long. Instead of, you know, improving the services.27 Aug 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2w7o47tk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mu2nbhfyvs2kI don't understand my reaction to it at all, but, it's so wild to me that Geordies and Scots type in their accent. Like, "fucken yi pleb" or "howay it garn". Sends me West. The rest of us just type normally, right? 😅27 Aug 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2nbhfyvs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtyptp5svk2tI'm not the only one who can't stand them, right? (Voice notes, not Scousers. Although...)26 Aug 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyptp5svk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtyb2tyw4k27Topical. In less than 2 years, 12 black people hung from trees, at least 1 taken from a police station, because Right Wing America are comfortable lynching again. The same MO across at least 8 states... But 2 murdered rich white folk means the Left are the "murder death cult", cos Elon says so. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyb2tyw4k27https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtyapjkugc27Found a new account. Frickin' love it [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 11:39 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyapjkugc27https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtyalliiss27The Gays™️ all day today, as The Straights™️ are asking "Wait, Whitney didn't originally sing that?"26 Aug 2026 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyalliiss27https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtxx7lgrqc2nEvery single fucking time Trump fucks with tariffs, without fail, he whinges when those he's extorting try to do better for themselves, too. He and his sycophants really do just expect the world to roll over for the American Empire.26 Aug 2026 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxx7lgrqc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtxrg2acgc2pThe most common replies on insta were all something resembling "what in the heterosexual are those shorts" 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 07:05 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxrg2acgc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtwmls6las22Spending my whole evening speaking to *him*, just because he was upset, was a stupid idea.25 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwmls6las22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtw6dieu6k22Adobe Acrobat Reader is so obnoxious, staying open when you close all the PDFs/tabs.25 Aug 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtw6dieu6k22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtvr2fzllk22My twin's daughter was just born and he's given her the initials BB. Fucking BB. Why has he done this to me? I mean her, but really me? I cannot right now.25 Aug 2026 11:53 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvr2fzllk22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtvcf4fujk22Sprinted back into the gym as I remembered its progress pic day for the PT and... We don't hate?25 Aug 2026 07:31 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvcf4fujk22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtv742haxs22The fact that America isn't even suffering cognitive dissonance over simultaneously saying that Canada cannot possibly harm them, but also that Canada is screwing them, is both alarming and hilarious25 Aug 2026 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtv742haxs22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtv5qqn7q222Friend who slags off hookup culture gets railed in a car park and by 2 other men in 2 days, resulting in gonorrhoea, and still thinks he's better than the rest of us and I've been waiting for this exact moment to unleash a litany of ACKCHYUALLY https://static.klipy.com/ii/263d75c9c6d04df878152f91dbffb873/e3/87/OesJw7JK.gif?hh=467&ww=498&mp4=OyfnhQf8&webm=3jP2BFCIZs1c25 Aug 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtv5qqn7q222https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtv4g6yz6k22Good morning to Zohran Mamdani and Zohran Mamdani only25 Aug 2026 05:44 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtv4g6yz6k22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mttsifx6ck2bToday is one of those days where I can see where I've messed up recently but also feel I'm doing alright for someone who "lost" 7 people in less than 2 years. I've been a whole year without a funeral now, woohoo!24 Aug 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttsifx6ck2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mttfuycuic2bMy calisthenics instructor cancelling this week's classes, the week of pride, when I need the superficial pump, is homophobic. I'm gonna have to get him cancelled.24 Aug 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttfuycuic2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtssnawivs2bAnyway grizzly me and better looking friends stayed out a bit too late24 Aug 2026 07:44 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtssnawivs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtssiwzj3k2bThe way alcohol makes me so horny explains a lot of my life choices, including last night24 Aug 2026 07:41 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtssiwzj3k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtr4xfsvxk2pRunning over to greet a friend, who was in the middle of breaking up with his husband, was a novel experience23 Aug 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtr4xfsvxk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtqyl7x7ls2pI still can't believe that someone ketted off their face came up with the words "woke mind virus" and people not only made it a thing, but took it seriously.23 Aug 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqyl7x7ls2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtqyahoclc2pThe highest point in Manchester23 Aug 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqyahoclc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtqw4ver7s2pHow on earth is it OK for Trump to swap out the judge in his own defamation case 😂😂 Kuntz, indeed.23 Aug 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqw4ver7s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtqtplysts2pIt's kinda fun that Cosplay culture is taking hold in Manchester. I just wish they didn't look so nervous23 Aug 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqtplysts2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mtqn22fmfk2pTrying to explain to a Deform supporter the difference between anecdotal evidence, statistical evidence and speculation is so exhausting. And I'm related to the moron.23 Aug 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqn22fmfk2p