Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably reading. Probably doing calisthenics. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwwbneht3k2hIt's that time of the month again. Who's coming to play with daddy? I mean, at DILF?02 Oct 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwbneht3k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mww7v7uejk2hSaw loads more money in my bank account than I thought, dared to be happy, then realised it's just one of my pensions 😭02 Oct 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww7v7uejk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mww4owkjdk2nWhen you've spent the week binging and *HE* is coming to the event tonight 🫠02 Oct 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww4owkjdk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwuzkolql22hI love that it's Kelly Clarkson saying she likes AI that broke the gays today 😭02 Oct 2026 09:08 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuzkolql22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwscx4udg22iI told my mate that I was so horny I was dry humping my pillow and he immediately exclaims that his boyfriend also does that... I was joking and now I think his boyfriend is weird. Is that really a thing?01 Oct 2026 07:18 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwscx4udg22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwqr22ys2c2lMe booking an appointment with the sports masseur/chiropractor* and being completely unsurprised that the female is the only one with available appointments *situated in the gayest area of Manchester30 Sep 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqr22ys2c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwong6imys26Guys, I'm not being funny, but you're falling for AI fucking porn. You deserve your spam, scams, leaked details and assimilation.29 Sep 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwong6imys26https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwnyd6j4ac23"[Marcus] can you just---" "I'm having my lunch" "But it's 3---" "I had meetings 10-11, 12-1, 1-2 and 2-2.45 and have the mood appropriate to that schedule. Come back later"29 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnyd6j4ac23https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwngtuyojk23I want to be friends with Vernon Kay29 Sep 2026 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwngtuyojk23https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwnboabh6223Think cozzy livs has hit the PureGym commodity budget29 Sep 2026 07:12 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnboabh6223https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwna2t4w6223This is just... So fucking relatable [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwna2t4w6223https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwn7v62xw223Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤 [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn7v62xw223https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwn7p5yblc23Lord save me from sanctimonious right-wingers who are Facebook-educated29 Sep 2026 06:37 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn7p5yblc23https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwn7gqqoec23Apparently saying its common to release suspects to see if they reach out to their wider network and capture more makes me a terrorist support.29 Sep 2026 06:32 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn7gqqoec23https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwludrjvpk24I love post-event* empty gym. Y'all sleep off those hangovers and comedowns 😍 *Christmas/NYE/Easter/Pride/Eurovision/Homobloc/Hoopla/Halloween/any bank holiday28 Sep 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwludrjvpk24https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwllxqbbos24He was. And shouldn't have been arrested.28 Sep 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwllxqbbos24https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwlkq4wax224You know you've read, translated and used too many Latin words, without as much microbiology as you thought, when freshwater algae Haematococcus Pluvialis makes you think 'someone who loves blood rain'28 Sep 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlkq4wax224https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwlhvkm7vk24"We need to end this meeting now, because Marcus hasn't paid attention for a good 10-15 minutes. He's even texting and smirking at something more fun or interesting" 😭 The something was @leebutterley.bsky.social28 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlhvkm7vk24https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwktoo3nt222Businesses: sales and revenue are down loads, why? Literally everyone: costs too much Businesses: ok let's increase prices and make products even shitter and smaller Shareholders: yaaaaassss bleed them28 Sep 2026 07:57 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwktoo3nt222https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwkrmnubyk22The snooze button is the enemy. Because I have woken up 6 minutes before I need to leave.28 Sep 2026 07:20 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkrmnubyk22https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwgotnt6r22hLove that the people who finally convinced me to buy and wear mesh are all late, so I'm stood alone in the gay village looking (more) like a cheap hooker.26 Sep 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgotnt6r22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwgcovr4rs2hI left my friend standing in the street because he made us leave a decent eatery, complaining that it was too busy, and genuinely suggested we go to McDonald's instead. No. Absolutely the fuck not.26 Sep 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgcovr4rs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwg2ujkfu22hSame, Slowbro, same.26 Sep 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwg2ujkfu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mweoegl56s25I feel irrelevant tonight. So I'm going to bed before I slip even deeper into melancholy25 Sep 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweoegl56s25https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwenpl7u2c25Trust me to slip into a depressed binge the night before Gay Judgement Day 2 aka Pride 2 aka Homobloc.25 Sep 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwenpl7u2c25https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwenhrhh7k25YES I KNOW THAT HE'S MY EX BUT CAN'T TWO PEOPLE RECONNECT? I ONLY SEE HIM AS A FRIEND (I just tripped and fell into his bed)25 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwenhrhh7k25https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwel2mgusc25I'm like "Daddy how it taste?" while I'm sitting on his fsce25 Sep 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwel2mgusc25https://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwegzec2tc2mObsessed with this guy who just pretended he dropped his phone in the toilet cubicle, because a bouncer was around, listened for the door to close, then huffed the fattest line I've ever heard25 Sep 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwegzec2tc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elgobsucram.bsky.social/post/3mwe7ngiri22m£310 raised for Macmillan and the only baked treat talked about was mine 💅🏾 Note to self: 500g pistachio cream is too much. Which, in hindsight, was obvious. But at least I've got some left to eat at home 👀25 Sep 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:dlrtomfvbczar3pktyazzj7i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwe7ngiri22m