Writerer of words for money. Leg Spinner, satire wrangler, damn fool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzfptmzxe22zGo on Pierre!03 Nov 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzfptmzxe22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzegztlz7s2zReggie’s son has a “Wedgewood Benn For Pope!” T-Shirt.02 Nov 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzegztlz7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzdzof2l5c26Turning the heating on for an hour #AlertTheMedia02 Nov 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdzof2l5c26https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzdyb7um2c26AHEM! Get your lovely, stylish, original Christmas gifts here! @gailmyerscough.co.uk [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Nov 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdyb7um2c26https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzdxxj2mks26It’s not quite certain when the penny will drop that the people the Labour Party are hoping to appease are the ones who will never vote for them as long as they possess a hole in their arse.02 Nov 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdxxj2mks26https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzdx4g4uac26Watch this thing! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Nov 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdx4g4uac26https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzd56vkdsc2vI wonder if they’ve ever met Uncle Percy Spillinger.02 Nov 2026 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzd56vkdsc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzbxg6pe2k2vIs Doc Morrissey Morrissey’s Dad?01 Nov 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbxg6pe2k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzbx2dzkjk2vPerrin. Dr Snurd’s terrible paintings of the Algarve.01 Nov 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbx2dzkjk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzbqm6szg22vBless Ted.01 Nov 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbqm6szg22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzbpmvkngc2vYoung Pedro01 Nov 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbpmvkngc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzbackn2lk2v“Looks at CV and nods along”01 Nov 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbackn2lk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzb7v2qqlk2vQ: “What happens in the US mid-terms?” A:”A big orange man turns purple before popping, spreading his insides over a 17-mile radius”01 Nov 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzb7v2qqlk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzaz2n5mwk2vSo the AI machines are clanking and whirring away, sending me wedding speech writing advice. The latest rib tickler being: “I'm not giving her away. I'm lending her out and expecting her back on Sundays." Apparently, I can have this one for free.01 Nov 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaz2n5mwk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mzaxzwx6f22vSo I want to know why, when asked the question “What would you do if you won big on the lottery?” people wang on about not letting it change their lives and keeping their feet on the floor. Fuck that, I’d be on my holidays forever.01 Nov 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaxzwx6f22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7icv53ns2oReggie Perrin screaming into the void at the of every episode. That’s entertainment.31 Oct 2026 23:49 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7icv53ns2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7hyhs2wk2oRavioli x 3.31 Oct 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7hyhs2wk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7hw4l4hs2oFirst episode of Reginald Perrin. Outstanding.31 Oct 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7hw4l4hs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7dlztal22kRight, @gailmyerscough.co.uk and myself are binning Nocturne off after the first episode.31 Oct 2026 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7dlztal22khttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7buogfjs2kRay Donovan’s doing a bit of DIY when he gets the word the case has been blown wide open.31 Oct 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7buogfjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz7ars6u5c2kI’m watching the drama advertised everywhere. The opening scene has “borrowed” a bit from Silence of The Lambs.31 Oct 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7ars6u5c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz77o6jhn22qOoooh! Look at the stylish Christmas wrapping paper. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Oct 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz77o6jhn22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz74d75el22bSeen a crap Halloween themed thing which ranks along the very worst “Winter Wonderlands”.31 Oct 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz74d75el22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mz746zq6cs2bThe Brenda-in-Law watching Strictly. The routine in which a couple danced to the Ghostbusters theme reminded me of a mate’s classic fuck-up, “Ray Parlour Jnr.”31 Oct 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz746zq6cs2b