Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvghlrd6qk2i“The 1982 Brazilian World Cup squad.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Sep 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvghlrd6qk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvftgujisk2iI like to nibble the toffee and choc bit off the top of one of a pair of Twix bars, before biscuit and the other one gets destroyed in one go. I split my Kit-Kat (no eating the two halves at once) and two cm of the top soft bit of the Double Decker on it’s own, and the rest in one crack. #Reuters13 Sep 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvftgujisk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvfg5xehkc2tI like it when people don’t reply to you, but the more popular person who originally replied to your post. Well done.13 Sep 2026 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfg5xehkc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvffqhkqkk2tI’ve just remembered Titania McGrath.13 Sep 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvffqhkqkk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdv5uikj22tPete’s been with us for over six years now. His original owners who - wait for this - told the woman at the cat shelter he was a “shit cat”, must’ve been horrendous bullies because he still jumps on hearing certain noises. It’s both heartbreaking and pisses me off. Dear Peter12 Sep 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdv5uikj22thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdujfs7es2tThere aren’t enough police procedurals m5 https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2026/01/31/hbo-is-making-a-police-version-of-the-pitt-american-blue/12 Sep 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdujfs7es2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdtyfg5xs2tBack to Escape From The Country.12 Sep 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdtyfg5xs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdq2wutds2uWhen I’d given up on writing for a couple of years I got a job working as a cleaner and doing the stocktake in a pub. With tax credits as well I could with confidence live. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdq2wutds2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdlkntxfs2tOh mate.12 Sep 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdlkntxfs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdlbq57zk2u“Cryptocurrency”, usually right up there with “Loves Europe, not EU, “F1” and “golf” in the wrong un Twitter biogs.12 Sep 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdlbq57zk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdl4k3sq22uI might be a bit of a thicko, but I always thought cryptocurrency wasn’t real money.12 Sep 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdl4k3sq22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvdanrfgzc2uThree year anniversary of my third heart surgery. Massive shout out to the folk at the #NHS12 Sep 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdanrfgzc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvd3bv2oc22tDrinking your beer from a dimpled mug - not sure why but this annoys me.12 Sep 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvd3bv2oc22thttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvbgvuh7bk2dOh Pedro11 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbgvuh7bk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb6dk5bzc23Some of my favourite cricketers are Pakistanis: Majid Khan; Zaheer Abbas; Javed; Imran; Wasim Raja; Wasim Akram so today was very pleasing. A great cricketing country.11 Sep 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb6dk5bzc23https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb66gol7c23It’s been a spunky old summer summer of Test Cricket but that was rather splendid.11 Sep 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb66gol7c23https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb5zareoc23Quicksand Rabies The dark Every day in secondary school Jellyfish [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5zareoc23https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb5ujlaec23Christ Trump is a dried up shit stain of a man.11 Sep 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5ujlaec23https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb5jduod22sTop notch knock.11 Sep 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb5jduod22shttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb3u5zpsc2sThat last shot was pure Viv.11 Sep 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb3u5zpsc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvb3oixxfs2sNow, Root may well need a piss but I have a feeling he’s gone to ask the coach how to knock a tailender over. Piss-poor.11 Sep 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb3oixxfs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvaqsgtchs23Do fuck off https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/articles/cddvmqvqzq7o11 Sep 2026 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaqsgtchs23https://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mvamayqs422oMobLand? KnobLand, more like.11 Sep 2026 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvamayqs422ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mv6ycmo7xs2dI have the rights to my own anus but I’m struggling to come up with an idea of how to have a crap. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6ycmo7xs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mv6y3xu3622dAmazing LoLzzzzz on FB when anyone vaguely working class seen on holiday are judged by their vile peers as being on PIP.10 Sep 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6y3xu3622dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjowen174.bsky.social/post/3mv6vnorkxs2dTotally unsurprising. We were told we couldn’t get a refund because I was “fit to fly”. All rather surprising considering I was in intensive care with tubes inserted here, there and everywhere a day after major heart surgery https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/sep/10/ryanair-dispute-sucked-out-of-window-michael-o-leary10 Sep 2026 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:dmris3yoniyosfpl4bd2xcdw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6vnorkxs2d