I have many quibbleshttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3mn4cgqh7fk2fCooked scrambled eggs Three of them Forgot my stomach has shrunk And now three eggs are too many Forgot, too, that cigarettes kill appetite And I'd had three of those today31 May 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4cgqh7fk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3mlx3rdjwgk2wHave I died inside Or was I never alive to begin with? Maybe you injected some life into my cold, dead heart And maybe I wanted to pretend I'm more than a walking corpse At least for a little while16 May 2026 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlx3rdjwgk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lkmhviyx2k27Never have I envied moles so much as I have after work today. They live simple mole lives, eat simple bugs and plants, dig in the dirt, and are aware of very little of what goes on above ground. Moles may have more sense than humans.18 Mar 2025 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkmhviyx2k27https://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lcwh26aaxs24How many Christmas seasons do I have to procrastinate in refilling my Zoloft until the last minute, resulting in several days of withdrawals, until it officially counts as a holiday tradition? 💊 🎄10 Dec 2024 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcwh26aaxs24https://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lckwspojvk2p"Muscles need calories to grow" I tell myself, as I eat Extreme Moosetracks ice cream in lieu of baking the chicken in my fridge like a responsible adult.05 Dec 2024 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lckwspojvk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lc7nb2uzss26I have been ever so slightly nibbled by the college football bug and this is both a wonderful and terrible feeling.01 Dec 2024 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc7nb2uzss26https://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lbwwoifjwk2qThe tradition of specific foods on Thanksgiving has recently become amusing to me. We can agree on almost nothing else in this country, but we somehow universally agreed that there must be Turkey, and Gelatinous Berry Jello from a can, and Sweet Potatoes Wearing Marshmallow Hats.27 Nov 2024 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbwwoifjwk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lbwwhecz722qI dislike turkey and am not particularly personally invested in holidays, but I will be focusing on this perspective because it's an objectively hilarious how absurd Thanksgiving really is. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Nov 2024 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbwwhecz722qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lbslw4leh22qLiving in the Midwest has provided me with touching yet alarming offers to join co-workers family gatherings, many described as, "a fucking disaster." This necessitates polite explanations of why I do not need more holiday disaster trauma in my life, hence why I am avoiding my own family gatherings.25 Nov 2024 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbslw4leh22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lblmbb5c7223I did not put enough gin in my gin toddy and it shows. ☕23 Nov 2024 04:01 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblmbb5c7223https://bsky.app/profile/paperhellcat.bsky.social/post/3lbdswfy2bk2hThe irony of my current existence is that I love choices and crave novelty and stimulation, yet I've existed almost solely off of cereal, corn dogs, and hot pockets for the last two weeks. There is no end in sight.20 Nov 2024 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:dp2o2753kz7bivda7ynbpl7c/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdswfy2bk2h