Artist/writer into horror, science fiction, musical comedyhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mviuvhuock2aWhy I'd Survive a Horror Movie: A Photo Essay14 Sep 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviuvhuock2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3muzzv2oiwk2oArtist! QRP your flowers 🌹🌺 (adding another killer flower to the mix) [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzzv2oiwk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3muz2vyrnrk2gwould watch08 Sep 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz2vyrnrk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3murf7774s22oI like to imagine that Frederick R. Dunne, Jr., Esq., and F.R. "Chip" Dunne, III, Esq. are champing at the bit for Leonard B. Cohen, Esq., either to die or to retire so that they can have THE BEST LAWFIRM NAME EVER.05 Sep 2026 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3murf7774s22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mudmbvzjek2vAt one point (I don't recall why) I decided to photoshop the "The"s out of some movie title cards to see if they'd still hit as hard. (Spoiler: They don't! )31 Aug 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudmbvzjek2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mu4nq5gstc2jAny excuse to (re)post this, which nobody seems to have watched the first time I showed it. 🤷‍♂️😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4nq5gstc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mtersqczhs2aET CETERA18 Aug 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtersqczhs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mt5nuqvn6k25Hope is the thing with feathers.15 Aug 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5nuqvn6k25https://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mrdg2kxmhk27People are making fun, but the full tweet is chilling. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdg2kxmhk27https://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mrcdysefik25"This fried chicken tastes horrible, Matt. How the hell did you cook this?"23 Jul 2026 07:49 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcdysefik25https://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mqiavoxqbs2xSame energy [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jul 2026 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqiavoxqbs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mq4oj37eyk2yThe stock photo Merriam-Webster uses to illustrate "upsy-daisy" goes hard, y'all.08 Jul 2026 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq4oj37eyk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mpggfraro22iChange a horror movie title to make it cosy. The "OM"ing [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jun 2026 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpggfraro22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mpezavhih22xHow it's going.28 Jun 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpezavhih22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mpewqdswlk2aPaging Frankel, Korie and Wright28 Jun 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpewqdswlk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mper62fd4k25Posting this short video as a sidenote to a comment-section convo over on @bcdreyer.social 's page, relating to witches and houses and various other twister-borne items and how, and in which order, they might have landed in Oz. Or how I imagine it might have gone.28 Jun 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mper62fd4k25https://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mpcqxhdjrc2l🥺28 Jun 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpcqxhdjrc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mpclaazgzk2hA historic conversation, as I imagine it took place.27 Jun 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpclaazgzk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mnkulknqos2k"I got two words for ya—ready? Indian. Freaking. Vampire. Okay, three words." [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jun 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkulknqos2khttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mnfktf2qrs24I used to think Anaïs Anaïs was the fanciest name for a perfume I'd ever heard. That was before I saw this commercial:03 Jun 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfktf2qrs24https://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mnfh62tpik2fOne year, for Pride month, I changed the banner on my Facebook profile to what I thought was pretty obviously a picture of a gay sangria introducing his partner to his parents as his queer bar buddies looked on. No one got it, so I added some dialogue balloons. They still didn't get it. 🤷‍♂️03 Jun 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfh62tpik2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mna6jhidas2xI feel as though there's a waste of label ink on this tag. Is there anyone out there (English- Spanish- or French-speaking)—someone who maybe sized out of "S/CH/P" or "L/G/G"—who would look at a *single* M on the tag of a pair of mediums and be all, YOU GOT ME OPERATING WITHOUT A NET, HERE, RALPH!01 Jun 2026 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mna6jhidas2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mmhpjphv6c2yYup, that's totally the reason. Anyway: Bye, Tulz! Something-something-'Good Lord split ya.' (I actually edited about 5 ideas out of this cartoon, and perhaps should've gone a couple further. 🤷‍♂️)22 May 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhpjphv6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mmcasi3rss2kAdding this video clip, because: same energy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 May 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcasi3rss2khttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mlorxvyhik2kOn the occasion of his passing today at age 87, I'd like to throw out that, as an NYC-adjacent kid in the late 1970s, I somehow got it in my head that the creepy eyes in the ads for Ira Levin's "Deathtrap" (which were everywhere) belonged to Rex Reed. And always shall, in my mind. Because: Duh.12 May 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlorxvyhik2khttps://bsky.app/profile/craighillman.bsky.social/post/3mkwpnq6k3c2dSee this? QRP with your ghost art. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 08:14 +0000at://did:plc:dprpxewutrrx3kwppczrewo3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwpnq6k3c2d