Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09https://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m6wvtgfahs22I have so many Donna Summer songs on my MP3 player that if I dropped dead tomorrow people will think I lead a double life01 Dec 2025 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6wvtgfahs22https://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m6h3usuq6c2fI get all of my news from 201925 Nov 2025 10:08 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6h3usuq6c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m63szz37zs2fIt's 108 miles to Chicago, I got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's cloudy, and I'm wearing sunglasses20 Nov 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m63szz37zs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m5vilqfbyc2oLeft handed people should be put in jail18 Nov 2025 10:07 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5vilqfbyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m5rororfrc26I'm 100% open to being bribed to use my social media accounts to help spread disinformation16 Nov 2025 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5rororfrc26https://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m52jz7lstc2qTell me this isn't an album cover07 Nov 2025 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m52jz7lstc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m4irlel5k22rHappy Halloween. Don't forget to feed your snakes before you go stand around in a graveyard all night31 Oct 2025 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4irlel5k22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m4igzn3djc2gMy friend Michelle is still responding that she's going to every event on Facebook like she isn't 43 years old. Nobody believes you're going to see a Sepultura tribute band on a Wednesday31 Oct 2025 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4igzn3djc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m4gqcw6fg22aWe need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on30 Oct 2025 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4gqcw6fg22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m4ehu5dcgc2uSince the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change29 Oct 2025 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ehu5dcgc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m4bpphkujk2u[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG28 Oct 2025 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bpphkujk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m33zpk7wwk2gTomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations13 Oct 2025 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33zpk7wwk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3m2mftsmgyk2iI just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips07 Oct 2025 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2mftsmgyk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lyiwsnvmbs2qthe jerk store called they're running out of paprika10 Sep 2025 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyiwsnvmbs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3ly73zm5ivs2gFirst that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.06 Sep 2025 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly73zm5ivs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3ly2by6lkj22zI believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me04 Sep 2025 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2by6lkj22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lxfxgel7os2oYes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.27 Aug 2025 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfxgel7os2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lwu465q6uc2aSydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her20 Aug 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwu465q6uc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lwcnlthcys2aFool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this13 Aug 2025 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwcnlthcys2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lw5qlvla7k2hI know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing11 Aug 2025 21:30 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw5qlvla7k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lw32t23l722pMy weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back10 Aug 2025 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw32t23l722phttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lw2t7nv6yc22they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2025 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw2t7nv6yc22https://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvy5dclumk2aLet's just get you muted there little fella09 Aug 2025 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvy5dclumk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvxxskjaik2pWhat this country needs is a unifying event. Like the Moon landing, or Woodstock, or maybe Jonestown. Something like that09 Aug 2025 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvxxskjaik2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvvze5aoos2jMy life is like a Wes Anderson movie. It's boring and i never know what the Hell is going on08 Aug 2025 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvvze5aoos2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvtppkwmlc25[turning off my hearing aids] My girlfriend: You don't wear hearing aids Me: WHAT?07 Aug 2025 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvtppkwmlc25https://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvr4owfsfs2cEverything i know about Greek mythology i learned from Iron Maiden06 Aug 2025 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvr4owfsfs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvmlryu4h22xI dont know why when there's a stand off, the police don't just toss a wasp's nest in there. Nobody's staying in a house once that comes through the window05 Aug 2025 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvmlryu4h22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/bobjanke.bsky.social/post/3lvipu6gkpk23Sorry baby you have to pay for dinner I only carry doubloons03 Aug 2025 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:dqjrepyhcge3rnig4poxvx3b/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvipu6gkpk23